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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/08/2026

I'm so fucking mad, my kid may need to get another job because they can't get down to Garden Home anymore.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/08/2026

He was just on Dropout.tv's Crowdwork show :-/

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It remains absolutely fucking mindboggling to me how many people will happily and cheerfully advocate for government suppression of speech as long as someone, somewhere, can convince them it will even mildly inconvenience someone they don't like among all the collateral damage

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Every season. Taskmaster Episode 1: Okay, I know two of these guys and heard of another but we'll see about the other two. Taskmaster Episode 10: These five people are dearer to me than my own family.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/05/2026

I broke someone else’s leg playing soccer in HS which led to me getting an xray which discovered a benign cyst in my shin which disqualified me from the Marines which meant I went to college instead of boot camp right out of high school where I knocked up a girl I met there and we were married 25yrs

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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The last person to drop Gina Carano that quickly was Disney.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 17/05/2026

Dave’s No-Fail Tips for Being a Tourist in France: - If someone says Bonjour to you, say Bonjour back - If you’re approaching someone and they haven’t said anything yet, say Bonjour - Then smile and say “I’m so sorry, I don’t speak French” and either they speak English or you’ll figure it out. 👍

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 17/05/2026

I’ve been on vacation in France for the last week and all the stereotypes about rudeness are 100% true. I’ve seen the most obnoxious, over the top stuff, almost unbelievable. I’m talking about tourists, of course. All of the French people I’ve interacted with have been absolutely lovely.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 11/05/2026

I staunchly believe that all four of my kids being WIC kids and thus *all* of the cheese, peanuts butter, and tuna they had as little kids being from the gov’t has shaped me into where I am today, politically.

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Bluesky hot-take: Very few men are trying to get cosmetic scrotum enlargements, and sometimes (sometimes!) websites write articles featuring a small number of socially unusual people so we will click the button to laugh at them.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/05/2026

it is both true that the past was far crueler than we can imagine and also true that we can and should demand a better future, and there's no conflict between these things

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 04/05/2026

I was chatting with some friends and the canard that this is the worst time in living memory came up and I just laughed and laughed. Literally, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even argue with them.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 28/04/2026

Californians can get pretty cocky for a state that has had as many Republican governors as it’s had. Signed, A Californian

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 13/04/2026

genuinely good work from house dems who swiftly made clear that he can leave or he can be thrown out, but he’s going one way or the other

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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 13/04/2026

don't trust anyone who wants to return to the past. that place sucks

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 13/04/2026

Absolutely not saying you're wrong, and I definitely feel like I've lost some opportunities because of it, but I only have an associate's degree from ITT Tech and I've worked at some pretty big companies, including places like Apple. I would say it's an impediment but not a blocker.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode

YouTube video by Taskmaster

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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

also if you think "genre fiction but they're always horny all the time" is a new thing you CLEARLY never read Heinlein

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I am trying to process existential threats that I have no power over and my only instinct is to run around and scream and, you know what. We have a lot to apologize to dogs for.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 05/04/2026

“Blink twice if they’re in the room with you right now”

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 05/04/2026

Legit thought you were hacked for a moment.

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

In general, I'm annoyed at the idea that it's some sort of retreat from grandeur to see the brain as physical. You have, between your ears, the most intricate machine ever created, about which we are still discovering basic construction facts. Why does magic make it better?

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

21 seasons of Taskmaster seems like a lot but it's not nearly enough

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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Here's some art for any trans friends who would like it. Drop me a message if you'd like the high res emailed to you.

Am Trams: phoenix in the trans flag colours

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026

bob dylan is 84 years old, and i think it’s vanishingly unlikely he’s suddenly taken an interest in AI slop and patreon accounts

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026

this sounds less like something bob dylan came up with and more like elder abuse, tbh

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 31/03/2026

Ah, why I’ve been living here for ~5 years and still haven’t been. I keep reminding myself of exactly that - I think I enjoy the idea more than I’d enjoy the reality.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026

graham’s a lying, warmongering racist who has over and over again demonstrated that he has neither honor nor integrity and you can easily make those cases on their own without this shit

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

it is specifically in my contract that i don't have to endorse or even learn about the politics of any author whose works i enjoy when adapted for the screen. if i read their books that's different but the Heinlein/Dick rule exists for a reason

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026

“san francisco tech people who are on a first name basis with ezra klein and are comfortable telling him that they feed their diaries to AI” is not a group representative of any statistically important population in the united states

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

Oh, but when that laugh comes - and you know the one - it is *glorious*. One of the best things I’ve ever heard.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

The second season of the UK is also excellent.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

Sitting in a shitty wings place waiting for my order and they have the TV on. It’s the first time I’ve seen ads in a long time. And yet, the commercials could come out of the 50’s. Did you know that you can vibrate your way to fitness? It’s revolutionary and definitely not bullshit debunked in 1953.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

Yeah, I had to unfollow him before the election because the signs became too flagrant to ignore.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

As someone who lived within walking distance of a Sonic for a while, I regret to inform you that what you’re describing does not sound out of the ordinary.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

Am I a dirty centrist Dem if I say “Fuck the 3rd way and fuck Hasan Piker too”?

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

I have, but it was filling up a 26 ft Ryder truck during a cross-state move. Oof.

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026

Ah, I see you immediately addressed what was going to be my first question. 😄 But I'm glad you had a lovely time.

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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

So if some actor won an oscar but then they were mad at the film industry and they threw their award away in protest, that would still only be the second most famous oscar to live in a trash can send post

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【ｒａｎｄｉ】 @dopamine.church · 27/03/2026

I keep hearing that Gen Z is better at identifying AI generated content. Maybe that’s true for videos, but it definitely isn’t for text. Really tired of being accused of being AI anytime I respond to something seriously.

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>8[-DX @8dx.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Mr Doppler, also known as Doplr to his immediate family or Doooppppleeer to passing acquaintances.

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 26/03/2026

oh this a good-assed definition

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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 26/03/2026

This is the proper reaction to that New Mexico bullshit, btw. It’ll get thrown out - it was objectively wrong - I’m just angry about having to “defend” Meta in any way.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Still thinking about Project Hail Mary.

Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner from the movie Arrival: *You* figured out how to communicate with an alien species?

Ryan Gosling from Project Hail Mary: What, like it's hard?

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