Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 3hIf you know the lyrics to any Adam Sandler song, it’s time to schedule a colonoscopy 100
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 7hAh crap, I tossed out some sheets of corrugated plastic last week but now I have a use for it 😖 the hoarder’s lament. Maybe there’s more hiding in the garage. 020
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 8hGrandma’s House (1988) wasn’t good. Orphans move in with their grandparents, who may be hiding a secret. Rated R horror but played more like a PG-13 mystery/thriller. Kind of boring, only a couple deaths. Grandpa played by Uncle Leo of Seinfeld. 100
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Spellcaster (1989) was fine, Adam Ant had a couple scenes at the end. Siblings from Cleveland win a contest to stay at a castle with rock star Cassandra Castle & hunt for a $1m check. Magic takes them out one by one. Not at all bloody. I liked the living chair. 100
Reposted by Mel 😷homer's cutoffs @04badmoviescene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this account hates israel with every fiber of its being just so we're clear. 011
Reposted by Mel 😷Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is your brain full of mind vampires? 19997222
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This was pretty good. Puppets, stop motion, plus some robotics. Telling myself it’s a prequel to Toy Story due to toys coming alive when unobserved, and one being a cowboy. Starring a descendant of Pocahontas, the girl from the ‘Take on Me’ music video, and the director’s wife. 110
Reposted by Mel 😷bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if i had a green lantern ring i would use it to help women succeed in business 825828
Reposted by Mel 😷bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026im immune to trojan horse style attacks because of my ungrateful and gift averse nature 1567
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We’ve only had neighbor friends once before, an older couple that also hoarded books and liked tea. Dude had lost a leg to a train in his youth. I’m glad that’s less common now. 020
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My new neighbor lady friend invited us to her birthday dinner next week. She’s excited to cook for & host adults instead of her kids 😂 She’s turning my age. I’m gonna make chocolate cupcakes for the little ones to decorate. 010
Reposted by Mel 😷JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about how rich I'd be if I didn't have chronic anxiety. because I would have started a lucrative cult by now 221410
Reposted by Mel 😷Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonaldkctv5.comAdopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artistA St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner 861320239
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thumbnails long enough to be white on the edge for the first time in years ☹️ feels weird. Bodies should be in stasis forever until they suddenly shut off in death. Change is bad. I hate when my body is Different. 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Monkees is a perfect television comedy. I love it so much ❤️ I can’t recall others doing live action Looney Tunes at quite that level. Well, okay, some Disney Channel sitcoms did try. 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They WANT you to type FUCK OFF in the ‘why did you unsubscribe?’ box. Otherwise why have it. 010
Reposted by Mel 😷Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026all they ever need to do is ask 41251
Reposted by Mel 😷Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They should make a Merlin app but for all noises. Is that far off Thunder, or a big truck? Is that a squirrel, or squeaky branches? Is that a bird or a frog? Was that my belly or yours? 0124
Reposted by Mel 😷Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP 223172
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What do I do with decorative gourds? I’ve never understood paying for inedible foods. But we kept finding them growing in the wild this year. Put in a bowl on the kitchen table, or on the front steps outside, yes? Oh maybe the neighbor kids can paint them 🤔 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sleep Away Camp 2 was bad, tried and failed to be campy. I did laugh at this line, though. 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Located the scale. My large adult cats are doing well! Down a couple pounds each since we’ve figured out they constantly lie about not being fed. 000
Reposted by Mel 😷Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(finishing shitty horror movie) that sucked! i'll watch the sequel now 18812
Reposted by Mel 😷𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone” 928974
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the alexandervanderpooleera is far more important culturally than the mesozoic or cretaceous 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hellraiser was based on a book?! That… makes so much sense. 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He’s playing an English butler and has chosen Smee from Hook as inspiration. I had suggested Mr. Herriman, or just a long A pronunciation.static.klipy.comWas that okay?Alt: Wilt (a tall red thin basketball player monster) leans down to speak to Mr. Herriman (a rabbit in a top hat, monocle, bow tie, clipboard, and jacket with tails). From Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have to pay a $25 bulk disposal fee for a couch that cost $1, which I am replacing with a futon that cost $1. Seems like a bad deal somehow 😕 120
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ah shit I was thinking, what if I could weaponize hair splinters but that’s just a porcupine 001
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Started Red Dwarf last night, and did you know it does NOT star a Gimli-looking guy?! Would swear I‘ve seen a squat redhead in every title screen pic of this show. wasn’t just the title that threw me. What show am I thinking of 🤔 Anyhow, there’s a guy with a mullet & a cat so I’m in. 100
Reposted by Mel 😷Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now 29670108
Reposted by Mel 😷Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*mouthful of chocolate* bye bye problems 1403
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We’re “feeding the whole neighborhood”, something my mom would complain about & I knew I’d want to do one day 😀 Kids knock on my door asking for pickles, pwetzels, juice. Annoying but cute, and way cheaper than putting my kids in an after school program. 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One time me & my husband checked out an intentional community. We stayed for a 3 day weekend. They invited him to join and sent me a two page rejection email 😁 100
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok getting some Halloween inspo here… what if I dug this in my front yard 010
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watched Sleepaway Camp for the first time. Went in blind, expecting gore & gratuitous nudity (no and no). Fantastic wardrobe (crop tops galore). Bothered by this very large pot. I think a cauldron over an outdoor bonfire would be more efficient for cooking corn for a whole camp but idk. 110
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just bought twelve pounds of candy because I am an adult! with adult money! and there were double coupons! A good investment. I’ve heard candy futures will be up this October. 030
Reposted by Mel 😷Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug 1556459
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026BJ’s Anniversary- certain items on sale 42% off through 10/31 So heads up! Ten pounds of the 90% lean ground beef priced at $3.70/lb 000
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was hanging out on the front porch with the 5 yr old from next door & the 2 yr old from down the street, and the mailman doubled back to give them each a book ❤️ 000
Reposted by Mel 😷NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waking up too early: oh no Waking up too early on a Saturday: OH NO 411435
Reposted by Mel 😷amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 28/12/2024[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms [a third cat approaches] fuck 23618144
Mel 😷 @gnocchidoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Haven’t complained about my wrist issues in a while. It’s mostly her fault. I am become cat bed. She leaps onto me, lays her head on my shoulder for a nap. I can only hold out for ten minutes or so before my nerves start tingling. But I must try, for her sake. 100
