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Gneekman

@gneekman.bsky.social
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Dylan | he/him/whatevs | Gamer, LEGO Maniac, bagel purveyor, Dungeon Master, occasionally still make art things

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/09/2026
NEWS: New York City just recorded the safest summer in its history. From June through August, NYC saw its fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders on record. Major crime fell 6.2% year-to-date, murders plunged 24.1%, and the subway had zero murders, shootings, or rapes in August.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”
We’ve spoken about capitalism versus socialism.

Do you want to talk about capitalism? Let’s talk about capitalism. Are you recording? Capitalism is about leveraging the laws of supply and demand to efficiently allocate capital expenditure to maximize value. When capitalism works, it’s because you have free entry and exit into markets. So if you believe in capitalism, you have to believe in government regulation to protect markets. In fact, right now, we have exactly the opposite. You don’t have to be a socialist to believe that you should be taxing billionaires their wealth. In fact, if you are a capitalist, you should believe in that. So, I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 31/07/2026
god DAMN IT
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 31/07/2026
[walking into the comatorium] man if they try to de-louse me in here I am gonna be PISSED OFF
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
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Gneekman @gneekman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
The cover of They Might Be Giants’ 1990 album Flood. A five-lobed logo is in the top right. The main image is a green-tinged photo of a man, half out of the left of the frame, rowing a makeshift watercraft made of washtubs and old woo
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Conservative media criticism has become so racist and vulgarized that Nolan can make a movie with the message "imperial powers are the barbarians at their own gates" and the right-wing critique of it is "why lady black"
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i think i’ve been playing pokemon go wrong
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/03/2026
Septum Ring Theory:
"The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
when you tell us that the people who murdered comity and civility—who are trying to kill and rob and enslave us—are actually your dear friends, you don’t create civility, but despair; we see you don’t actually believe the danger is real, can’t be trusted to fight the battle that needs to be fought.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic: 🎆 A Scarry and Busy, Busy Day at Washington DC's Freedom 250 Celebration - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member Evan F. and new member Bev Ball. JOIN US TODAY at patreon.com/rubenbolling/membership - See it right here, folks:
Richard Scarry pastiche showing cute animals doing MAGA things at Washington DC's July 4th celebration
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It is so god damn funny watching Establishment Dems going "THESE RADICALS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY ARE DESTROYING THE PARTY" by Winning elections? Establishment dems aren't entitled to those seats ya losers. If they lose to more progressive candidates that means YOUR BASE IS NOW PROGRESSIVE.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
HOW TO LOOK AT ART by Lynda Barry

In the first panel, a dog-headed woman, a mother, looks at a painting in the "Madonna with Baby Jesus" vein. A small blobby child is standing next to her.

Mother: IM NOT SURE HOW TO LOOK AT ART.
Child: WHATS SPOSTA HAPPEN?

In the second panel the dog-headed mother holds up her hands (paws?) trying to explain to the child.

Mother: SOMETHING BIG. A REVELATION.
SUDDENLY YOU JUST UNDERSTAND.

In the third panel dog-headed mother goes back to looking at the painting. The child holds up their arms to be lifted.

Mother: NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Child: HOW BOUT LIFT ME UP SO I CAN SEE BETTER

In the last panel, the dog-headed mother is holding the child, their position mirrored by the Madonna and baby Jesus in the painting.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I mean, the only possibilities for a Trump voter are are that you love pig ignorance, gutter bigotry, and overt cruelty, or you don’t care about them, or you somehow don’t notice them, but either way and whatever the reason you’re just not somebody who can be trusted on any level for anything.
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 11/06/2026
Illustration titled "Backyard Sounds" featuring a Cardinal, Goldfinch, Blue Jay, Mourning Dove, and Red-bellied woodpecker. Various, very subjective interpretations of bird calls form an abstract timeline composed of simple color shapes and loops.
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Léo Chérel @cherelleo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Don't mind me, I just found a good excuse to repost my Majora's Mask saga with the new 10 photos feature.
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 31/05/2026
same buddy. same.
my grey tabby cat benjamo half-asleep with his paws curled up in the air and lying on his back like a beached whale
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/06/2026
i got fired from the lettering factory for “bad kerning”. it’s unfair dismissal if you ask me but I won’t fight it; i don’t want to bum any bridges
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
thinking about this a lot today
tweet by joshcarlosjosh: 

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo

“lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has”
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
short backed chairs
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 18/05/2026
This is a composite of the Moon, Mars, and Earth I made. The Moon and Earth are from Artemis II, and Mars is from the Psyche mission. Each image was taken *in the last six weeks*
Three crescents. Top: the Moon. Midde: Mars. Bottom: Earth. Background: the infinite black of space.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Gerontocracy is how I still occasionally see people talk about AOC being too "young" and "inexperienced" for a presidential run despite the fact that in 2028 she will be 39 and have spent a quarter of that life as a US congressional member sitting on 5 different oversight and finance committees.
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Good evening

The image is a widely shared internet meme template titled "What a stupid time to be alive."
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026
why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else
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The Daily Cartoonist @dailycartoonist.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Legendary cartoonist Nicole Hollander has passed away at age 86 www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
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Nicole Hollander -RIP
Feminist cartoonist Nicole Hollander has passed away. Nicole Hollander (née Garrison) April 25, 1939 – April 23, 2026 It is being creditably reported on social media that cartoonist Nicole Hollander h...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
please can all social media companies add a box with "because it sucked" in the responses field for "why did you hide this ad?" thanks this will be great
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Frame #4979 from E56 Young Granny
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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