Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026All of the Wordle in One words were way too easy, didn't struggle with any of them. 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A Lifeweaver main trash talked me last night, so I consider this karma 010
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Insane assist from the enemy Jetpack Cat #overwatch 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time. What the hell happened? 030
Reposted by CashewCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't. 991272896878
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026How come nobody told me that new Animal Farm movie was directed by Gollum 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'm playing in this amateur Overwatch tournament, already in the semifinals: www.twitch.tv/ragnarmcorcytwitch.tvragnarmcorcy - Twitch$100 Cash Prize Tournament 011
Reposted by CashewTimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I deploy a fiendish PSYOP when playing Kiln. I go into battle with a small, medium, and large top hat. I start small, and throughout the battle I gradually switch to bigger hats. This makes the enemy think that THEY are getting SMALLER, which shatters their psyche. 625512
Reposted by CashewPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 09/04/2026President Donald Trump’s newest deadline for opening the Strait of Hormuz is now lined up with the release of the next Elder Scrolls game. paletteswap.site/dif... 226455
Reposted by CashewTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball 140145833490
Reposted by CashewNudelns @nudelns.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026Ich finde ihr solltet das sehen 28783118
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 14/03/2026So it's Marvel Rivals' fault that I have to deal with this stupid flying cat in Overwatch? 000
Reposted by CashewSpooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not 228180856229
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I love running through rifts at the speed of sound with all the exaggerated swagger of an anime girl. 120
Reposted by Cashewjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 20/01/2026"if you think about all the.... ya know, Game Pass....i think Clair Obscur, she said, 'i don't deserve Game of the Year, President Trump does!' but Geoff...Keighley.... ya know he's been very unfair and he's a joke. he's a real joke. i've got, i think maybe even the best ever.....rpg elements..." 4888
Reposted by Cashewpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours 711663154
Reposted by Cashewfeeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI 113136236618
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I attacked this thing for 5 turns straight before checking its status effect 120
Reposted by CashewJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/12/2025tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show 261464149
Reposted by Cashewshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse 17449591476
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I got a good run in Atomicrops so now I'm not mad about the other one anymore 😌 120
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 20/11/2025If you don't get a good gun in Atomicrops early on, you really are just fucked for the rest of the run. (I spent 20 minutes trying to beat Nuclear Winter with my shitty SMG) 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 06/10/2025It's not cheap being a grammar nazi these days 😮💨 010
Reposted by CashewMental Hole @mentalhole.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Here's a big scoop of friendslop for our dedicated fans. Enjoy! youtu.be/u4M2dKCZ-A8?...youtu.beWe're Not Built For This (Content Warning) | Friendslop FridaysYouTube video by Mental Hole 011
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Here's what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about Magic: The Gathering..... "Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard." 120
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I don't know why I'm still watching America's Got Talent, but that final was pretty good. Here's my votes (I may have been too harsh): 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I'm loving Silksong so far. Just beat the Mantis Lords! 010
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 04/09/2025America's Got Talent is ragebaiting me by letting Mastermind get to the semi-finals, what the fuck 000
Reposted by CashewExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 04/08/2025And then, in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, another ring was made. And into this ring Sauron poured his tolerance, his wealth tax, and above all his desire for Universal Healthcare... 515613
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I'm so glad South Park is finally back, I really needed it 020
Reposted by Cashewjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year 612155275
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I love PowerWash Simulator, I wish cleaning was real. 000
Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Had a sudden urge to buy and play Powerwash Simulator at 1am. Is this some form of mental illness? 000
Reposted by Cashewonion person @junlper.beer · 28/05/2025how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art” 837368704
Reposted by CashewMuno @bymuno.com · 21/04/2025How does ROLLBACK NETCODE work, why is it so difficult to program, and why is it the gold standard for fighting games? A whirlwind tour of different solutions #pixelart #gamedev #AnimationVERSUS The setup: you have a video game with couch co-op and want to add online multiplayer. Easy, right...? 🧵 181947823
