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@gloriouscashew.bsky.social
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I like clicker games a little too much

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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck is the SAG AFTRA Mafia? You mean a union?
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Welcome to the cult
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All of the Wordle in One words were way too easy, didn't struggle with any of them.
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A Lifeweaver main trash talked me last night, so I consider this karma
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm so excited for this to come to Steam!! I loved the game on Newgrounds!!
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, who shot JFK
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DDR Stomp getting the reaction it deserves
Comments calling Round 1's new DDR game "ticket slop" and "ddr at home"
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Peak is back
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I forgot I never finished this game. Got to the space part and my progress slowed significantly
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Insane assist from the enemy Jetpack Cat #overwatch
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When are you running this at GDQ
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bro got the Overwatch 10-year anniversary skin
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sounds like they're going to be similar to Mythic skins
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time. What the hell happened?
A pack of Italian brainrot trading cards in a Yu-Gi-Oh box.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
How come nobody told me that new Animal Farm movie was directed by Gollum
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm playing in this amateur Overwatch tournament, already in the semifinals: www.twitch.tv/ragnarmcorcy
twitch.tv
ragnarmcorcy - Twitch
$100 Cash Prize Tournament
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think a big moral dilemma such as this requires the input of a big Joel
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Silicon Valley is panicking over this
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I deploy a fiendish PSYOP when playing Kiln. I go into battle with a small, medium, and large top hat. I start small, and throughout the battle I gradually switch to bigger hats. This makes the enemy think that THEY are getting SMALLER, which shatters their psyche.
A small, medium, and large top-hat-shaped pot from Kiln, on a skilled players Top Shelf
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nobody died, one guy was injured. Seems like the security wasn't an issue.
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm afraid #kiln might be peak gaming
A screenshot from Double Fine's new game Kiln, featuring a pot designed to look like a viking.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 09/04/2026
President Donald Trump’s newest deadline for opening the Strait of Hormuz is now lined up with the release of the next Elder Scrolls game. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy birthday!! 🎉
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can't wait until big tech finds a new thing to obsess over and destroy our lives with
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Nudelns @nudelns.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026
Ich finde ihr solltet das sehen
Es ist schwierig zu beschreiben, wie lustig das aussieht: ein manly Manwarrior aus einem komplett derivativen Computerspiel wurde derart auf die Disc gedruckt, dass zwei Finger perfekt den blanken Popo simulieren
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So it's Marvel Rivals' fault that I have to deal with this stupid flying cat in Overwatch?
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'll give it another try soon (I also got a new computer, which should help)
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I've been waiting to keep playing until it gets some bug fixes & performance improvements. Two minutes is insanely fast though, gg
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Do I have to watch all of Nirvanna The Band The Show first? And do I have to listen to all of Nirvana the band before that?
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
First punk song to put people to sleep
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Great, now there's two of them /gen
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Netflix stock is tanking because of this
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fill your shoes with maple syrup
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The speed of this build is insane, I can barely keep up!
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love running through rifts at the speed of sound with all the exaggerated swagger of an anime girl.
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
No, Quaver spelled backwards is still Quaver
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If they don't kill players for committing penalties, they'll never learn
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm happy to see you revisiting amnesia fortnight ideas! You picked a really good one too!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 20/01/2026
"if you think about all the.... ya know, Game Pass....i think Clair Obscur, she said, 'i don't deserve Game of the Year, President Trump does!' but Geoff...Keighley.... ya know he's been very unfair and he's a joke. he's a real joke. i've got, i think maybe even the best ever.....rpg elements..."
trump speech
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We did it!!!
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a cartoon of a girl with blue hair and a pink bow on her head
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with blue hair and a pink bow on her head
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Let's not forget the amazing work Microsoft is doing driving Linux installs, they deserve credit too
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
For all his talk on social media, he is still one of the most spineless dems. And that's saying a lot.
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Would love for this to be compatible with YouTube streams in the future!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
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Cashew @gloriouscashew.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Quaver's fivehead with added trapezoid
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