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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 19h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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Courtney E. Smith @thecourtneyesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...
weareravenous.com
The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie
If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Google search for "charlie kirk weed strain"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My friends really don't like it when I say low kirk instead of low key
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Comfort watch
A promotional image for The 101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time by Shudder
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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#NovaScotia author of Heated Rivalry — Rachel Reid has donated $300,000.00 to Nova Scotia Libraries This is amazing, Rachel is an incredible human being /1 thread www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
ctvnews.ca
‘Heated Rivalry’ author donates $300,000 to Nova Scotia libraries
Several Nova Scotia libraries that faced possible closures this summer are getting a major cash boost from one of the province’s most famous authors.
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I read Reylo by accident, I'd only have two nickels but it's still fucked up that it's happened multiple times
The cover for the novel The Love Hypothesis by Ali HazelwoodThe cover of You, Again by Kate Goldbeck
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Foundational text
wolf pupy @wolfpupy
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
10:34 AM • 10/20/13
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Kansas City DSA @kcdsa.org · 27/07/2026
KC ICE Free is hosting a School Supply Drive to support local families impacted by ICE as the new school year approaches. 💼 Now through August 17th, drop donations off at a nearby participating Monarch Business. Scan the QR code for the full list of supplies! ✏️ 🌹
Flyer for a School Supply Drive hosted by KC ICE Free, Kansas City DSA, and Monarch Businesses. The flyer states "Join KC ICE Free for a School Supply Drive benefitting families impacted by ICE." Drop-off deadline is August 17 at participating Monarch Businesses. Includes a QR code labeled "Scan for supplies list."Flyer for a School Supply Drive hosted by KC ICE Free, Kansas City DSA, and Monarch Businesses. The flyer states "Join KC ICE Free for a School Supply Drive benefitting families impacted by ICE." Drop-off deadline is August 17 at participating Monarch Businesses. Includes a QR code labeled "Scan for supplies list."Flyer for a School Supply Drive hosted by KC ICE Free, Kansas City DSA, and Monarch Businesses. The flyer states "Join KC ICE Free for a School Supply Drive benefitting families impacted by ICE." Drop-off deadline is August 17 at participating Monarch Businesses. Includes a QR code labeled "Scan for supplies list."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if, instead of organizing around rallies or campaigns, if the democrats ever wholeheartedly re-embraced the labor movement specifically and formal organizing like this around housing and similar material aspects of american life, my god just imagine
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ACLU of Kansas @aclukansas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Be sure you have plans to get your ballot TO THE ELECTION OFFICE by the time polls close on Election Day. You can return by mail—making sure you send with plenty of time—or you can return in-person at either a ballot drop-off or the election office. Call 1-866-OUR VOTE with any issues or concerns.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
him: you ok? me, putting up the halloween decorations: yep
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Woke 2.0 means we can sing along to Misery Business again
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sharing this poem again because I think the world needs these words now more than ever.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Important liminal spaces to include in the backrooms: - shuttered indoor mall - back offices and behind stage of a Protestant church - empty street intersection at 3am that is busy during the day
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Being a horror movie fan rn fucking rules
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yesterday, Happy, an elephant I spent many years fighting for and advocating to have released to a sanctuary, was euthanized by the horrible Bronx Zoo. It would mean a lot to me if you would read what I wrote about her. My Piece: bit.ly/4fR4aYt
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/05/2026
They're referring to immigrants, to human beings as "it"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/05/2026
This is real. www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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Amanda ✨ Haunted Frames ✨ @hauntedframes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🎉✨️ Haunted Frames 30% Off Sale! ✨️🎉 Three years ago, I released my first cross stitch pattern. Since then, my little shop has grown into a collection of patterns I'm so proud of. Thank you for all the support all these years. This stitching community is truly the best! 🪡💜 hauntedframes.etsy.com
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feds subpoena Hasan Piker over Cuba trips. NSPM-7 is here! www.foxnews.com/politics/fed...
foxnews.com
Feds subpoena Hasan Piker, Medea Benjamin over Cuba trips
Hasan Piker and CodePink cofounder Medea Benjamin face Treasury subpoenas in a federal probe into whether activists violated U.S. Cuba sanctions.
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You should be doing more arts and crafts
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Ah weed and iced coffee, the Artist's Speedball...
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Crumbl brand chocolate chip cookies in a pink boxHomemade chocolate chip cookies
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blue Prince (2025)
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
US highway and road maintenance is funded by the gas tax. In 2022, Congress had to bail it out with $118 billion, it's about to go negative again. if we cancel the gas tax, well, what is that saying: "We knew the Roman Empire collapsed when the road broke and no one fixed it"
A chart of the US Highway Trust Fund Balances with and without 9 bailouts starting from 2005, projected to 2035. The line starting around 2010 goes negative, but multiple times, there's a 2nd line showing with bailouts in green in 2008 and in 2022, and there's a line between 2025 and 2030 showing it is about to go negative again. Project balance with bailouts by 2035 is negative $329 billion, said balance sans bailout is negative $605 billion with text saying, "If we spent at current rates without General Fund infusions from all taxpayers, the trust fund would really be more than $600 billion in the hole by 2035"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Two cats in a bed together, but one has her paw on the other's neckA screenshot from the classic Naruto of Itachi choking Sasuke
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Kansas City DSA @kcdsa.org · 09/05/2026
🦋NO ICE IN KC. 🦋 TAKE THE PLEDGE. Kansas City should be a sanctuary, not a hunting ground. Today, KC DSA and KC Ice Free are officially launching The Monarch Pledge, a commitment to keep ICE out of our neighborhoods and protect our undocumented neighbors from the machinery of deportation.
A graphic of a monarch butterfly on a marigold above the words "The Monarch Pledge"
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
don't worry everyone
starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay!

they JUST announced it
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"illegals get free health care" sounds like it has no basis in reality until you figure out that it has a kernel of truth - "the poor, citizen or not, are treated in ERs because hospitals can't just let them die but also can't pay" - and a dumb thought instantly becomes a morally grotesque position.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Kansas City DSA @kcdsa.org · 29/04/2026
We keep us safe 🌹💕 Free brake light and turn signal repair this Saturday, May 2 from 11AM-5PM @ Community Assistance Council, 10901 Blue Ridge Blvd, KCMO.
three people helping to replace lights on a car. one person on the right is facing the camera and cheesing :Da black sedan with the trunk open. two people are replacing lights more brake light on a sedan.the crew. four people standing and smiling. one person holding a fist up in solidarity. one person in front kneeling and making a sick pose with lit
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man I really thought it could maybe have happened. And on my birthday.
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!
Screenshots from Miss Congeniality. Subtitles read "Describe your perfect date.

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Surprise! washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/21/cia-mexico-accident-counter-narcotics/?itid=hp_alert
washingtonpost.com
Two CIA officers die in Mexico accident after counternarcotics operation
The U.S. spy agency has significantly expanded its international antidrug work under President Trump and CIA Director Ratcliffe.
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What if I celebrate turning 30 (on Saturday) by actually formally starting a business
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Jack Black with dreads smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in a pool with some candles
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