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Audrey

@glitchemon.bsky.social
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Cookie scientist | #1 Twilight Scholar

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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Google search for "charlie kirk weed strain"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Comfort watch
A promotional image for The 101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time by Shudder
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I read Reylo by accident, I'd only have two nickels but it's still fucked up that it's happened multiple times
The cover for the novel The Love Hypothesis by Ali HazelwoodThe cover of You, Again by Kate Goldbeck
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Crumbl brand chocolate chip cookies in a pink boxHomemade chocolate chip cookies
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Pokopia is a lot of fun
A pokopia ditto character taking a selfie in front of an image of them taking a selfie in front of an image of them taking a selfie with mareep and wooper
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Orange cat
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
WWED
A hung tapestry with a glittery print of Robert Pattinson and the text "this is the skin of a killer,bella"A close up on rpat's face
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Confirmed bc they're also on wayback machine Can be reached at InvestorRelations@platformv.com compliance@platformv.com :)
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What was your childhood cinema? Incredibly hard to beat Palazzo 16 (now B&B) in Overland Park KS. The architecture inside is wonderful
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
There has GOT to be a middle ground
The original cover of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid, featuring two headless, shirtless muscular menThe newest cover of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid, featuring two cartoon hockey players
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You gotta spend more time on tumblr to get your major news in this format
the supernatural confession between the gay angel and the winchester that isn't dean from gilmore girls
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I made a lil dumpster for my muk figurine
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Google sent me a push notification, which then redirected to a search page, which then showed the notification was for an AI trailer of a fake movie. I do not want this!!!!!
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Determined to meet my future wife at a Spirit Halloween
Selfie of a woman with split dye hair 

Please don't make fun of my makeup i did my best
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Get a load of that dog (that dog)
A black lab mix looking at the camera and panting
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Geeking out about this recent find
The cover of a copy of Ann Rule's The Stranger Beside MeA picture of an inside page showing it is first edition
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🥲
Pikachu sitting dejected on a beach with a text bubble just saying "man"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
There are Buicks everywhere for those with the eyes to see
The back of a hardcover copy of Stephen King's "From a Buick 8" that reads "There are Buicks everywhere..."
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
What do you think they're talking about
An orange cat and large black dog laying on a floor facing each other
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
YOU GUYS I FINALLY BEAT A RANK UP BATTLE TO S RANK
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Some good drawings I've seen lately also
A splatoon 3 drawing that says "Free Palestine"A splatoon 3 drawing that is a photorealistic 2013 Prius
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Gayming
A turf war victory screen showing 47.1 to 47.0 percent win, idk it's satisfying when this happensA finish screen showing my octoling and my 16/1 K/D ratio
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Splat thread so I can keep it all together without annoying the timeline
A screenshot of my nintendo switch profile that shows I've played more than 160 hours of splatoon 3
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Big things happening
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Okay I'm not allowed to buy books on goodwill auctions for a while. I spent too much on these.
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Pride Night at Kaufman
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Oh fuck yeah dude 🔥
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
One part of my fence: 5 leaflets, regular old Virginia creeper vines One part of my fence: 3 leaflets, poison fuckin ivy
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
More dogposting!!
A selfie with most of the person's face cut off and a dog laying in the grass in the background
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Jethro aka Mr. Tull aka Big Boy good dog never done any wrong (except for the one stint in prison but he did his time)
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Handsomest boy
Large black lab mix dog sitting on a bed
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Took my girls for their boosters and the vets said they're the best cats they've ever seen wow
Two cats laying next to each other on a bench, one is a gray tabby and the other an orange tabby
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A screenshot of a tweet from twitter user @glamdemon2004 that says "A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week."
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Specifically the way the rebels fought was inspired by the Viet Cong. There were a number of political references, so yeah it's not 1:1 but clearly the comparison is there and intentional www.history.com/articles/the...
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What the fuck is happening
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Unfortunately obsessed
A 4 pack box of red bull the pink edition
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pilnok gave me some madeleine cookies for my birthday and I couldn't stop thinking about them so I learned to make them
A plate of madeleine cookies dusted with powdered sugar
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Not to brag but
A blueberry pie with a golden brown lattice and crimped edgeA slice of the blueberry pie held up to show the intact filling
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Sometimes I miss podcasting, partially because it was an excuse to meme with my friend
An edited screenshot from The Suicide Squad where Idris Elba (labeled Audrey) says "we're all gonna die" and the polka dot guy (labeled pilnok) says "I hope so"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Never in my life have I used spotify to listen to Jordan Peterson or ANY right wing on content so it's really cool that the app is recommending him to me
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A close up image of an orange cat's face
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Hilarious to be sent this by two different people
A screenshot of a TikTok where a woman is sitting in her car with the caption "when someone mentions I'm a lesbian too loud and now the unemployed polyamorous they/them who crowdfunded their cats spay won't stop staring at me"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Before and after
An orange cat is rolled over on her back next to an unassembled celestial-themed cat tree and assembly instructionsThe same orange cat sitting on top of the assembled celestial-themed cat tree
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
New tattoo friend
Me standing in a full length mirror showing my new forearm tattooMentioned forearm tattoo, it is a sheet ghost with a halo of stippling
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is my brush: picture of vape pen
This is my paint: picture of a brain with the word schizophrenia over it
This is my canvas: the "New post" button on tumblr
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Pretty concerning admission that they really don't mind Nazis so long as we can get some engineering out of them
An excerpt from the article that reads: "One example they address is Operation Paperclip, the importation of Nazi scientists to the US in the early parts of the Cold War. We should not be so morally allergic to Nazis, they say; in effect, they might help us build better rockets!"
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I wouldn't fuck with this guy man he's got a mean mug
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Audrey @glitchemon.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Your outie has spent more than 400 hours playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG final fantasy XIV, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning --
Ms Casey from the TV show Severance
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