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yea, i don’t know either

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STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17h
my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume
Margaret Hamilton, RIP to an American badass
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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herb @ghostcatwizardhat.com · 26/09/2026
yes mac, i AM so tired of being so tired! how did u kno
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a four panel comic, an alien from fantastic planet looms over two humans

it says “venez devenir des enclaves, les pédés”

one of the humans says “god these aliens are huge!!
and they speak in such strange gutteral ways!”

the other guy says “theyre speaking french you fucking pedestrian”

alien says “fuck vous”
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the quoted post relabelled to be about pulling the bad post out of a poster's hand before it is even typed and then blasting the bad post into the brachial vein, killing the poster within seconds

diagram title “Sending and Feeling Just Absolute Dog Shit Vibes”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro you had one job
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Justin @roboplato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s pretty funny that the entirety of Swan Boy’s readers saw this one and immediately thought “me”
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screencap from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!. A long-haired schoolgirl holds up her phone and snaps, “There is nothing fun about social media!”
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herb @ghostcatwizardhat.com · 12/09/2026
right click > save webp
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 11/09/2026
watching people wish Talarico would do the moral thing and thinking "i know that hbomb video was damning but idk that he needs to khs" and then remembering about the politician, again
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tweet from Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink):

Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He called it "Gilligan's Island"
Slashfilm headline: The Gilligan's Island Creator made a sitcom using the show's sets and props
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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OZAWA8 Parking lot @ozawalalaland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ポーン・スターズ観てるとやっぱサノスのコラが頭をよぎる
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herb @ghostcatwizardhat.com · 07/09/2026
hey universe, i was just kidding
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Jenny @ hhhnnnnggg @slowedmountains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You are challenged by Smoking Champion Lisa!
digital drawing of a brown haired woman with glasses smoking. She is surrounded by her pokemon, a weezing, a charmeleon who is rolling cigarettes and smoking, and a mr mime telepathically holding three cigarettes and a packet of cigarettes. mr mime is lighting one cigarette on charmeleon's tail.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We're all stupids without a thought in our heads unless foreign agitators put it there. Only media people have big brains, despite all evidence to the contrary
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Juice Box likes to snuggle up on my chest but I have to be firm and only allow him to do this anytime he wants.
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
METAL GEAR SOLID 4 is FREE from its PS3 prison. Let us celebrate with the creator.
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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herb @ghostcatwizardhat.com · 24/08/2026
legends? you mean FEET??
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 17/08/2026
computer things that are named good: - display port - key board - mouse (it has a tail!!!!!!) computer things that are named bad: - USB Type-C 3.2 Gen 2x2 - LG UltraGear 45GX950A-B
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herb @ghostcatwizardhat.com · 12/08/2026
job hunting again hate american job culture makes me feel like in such a lazy ass
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
furby hancock
@furbyhancock.bsky.social
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
at what cost?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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@ihythreat
y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2026
a jpeg? you're sending me a jpeg? are you an infant? are you an actual baby rolling around on the ground, a tiny baby who doesnt understand rasterization, sending assets that are mildly harder to work with in photoshop because you're sucking on your baby pacifier instead of doing your job properly??
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 12/09/2024
i miss vine
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winter @madoka.systems · 18/02/2026
found it
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a glass of beer that's all foam
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
The hill I will die on: games are the opposite of fun and I'd ban them for anyone over 12.
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is what every one of these conversations sounds like
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The way student discomfort became valid the second it became right-coded, you have to laugh
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🚀⚡Astro @astro.ftl.sh · 28/07/2026
oh look it happened again itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam...
itch.io
Rate The Price of Parking by Elska, Astroftl for GMTK Game Jam 2026
When parking is this expensive, every second counts.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dan
@asimplemachine
RIP koko the gorilla. She lived on a beanbag chair and died knowing that robin williams is dead, which her handlers went out of their way to tell her despite the fact that she only met him once
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