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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Playing No, I'm Not a Human tonight at 6! @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social will be commentating/laughing at me being scared!! Don't miss it! twitch.tv/TheGeoffinit...

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Twitch is the world

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

"aughtism": a joke that's only funny at the turn of the millennium

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I'm so ready for the "Oops, All Boulders" edition of rando

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I'm American and this country is spinning the drain. I'll give you anything, metric system, Celsius, but don't take away my MMDDYYYY!!

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

And now the question is simply "Why, Neil? Why?"

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/01/2025

wooden sign in front of shrubbery that says "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A STRESS FREE ZONE" with a secondary smaller sign in the bottom left that reads "ENFORCED BY SNIPER"

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I spent a full minute staring at this cup wondering how it could possibly hold a gallon of coffee... 🤦

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I'm sorry, how is it brand confusion?? If there are swords in it then it's one thing, if there are space people in it it's the other thing. Honestly I like seeing both!

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Was watching without audio, just watched again with it. Hysterical, I have absolutely been there

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Bruh I know you know you gotta make Chunky's face here!! Lol

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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

I wake up in the morning.
I sit at my computer.
The internet screams at me that the world is on fire.
I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I got super lucky!! Which is great because like ten packs before this were all commons!

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Welp, time to drop DK64 and go to flight school

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

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MJ Huntsgood @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

"You know, I'm actually glad I missed it. Everyone says the end of the world was, overall, kind of a shit show." THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social

Woman with Chicago skyline in her hair holding a revolver and smoking a cigarette I didn't say it made sense I said it was awesome

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

"Sir, this is a recipe for hot chocolate---"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/01/2025

very ironic that it's called house of leaves but they stay in the house, this is referred to by academics as an "unreliable narrator"

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

How do you get a security clearance if every employer requires you to already have one and they refuse to sponsor anyone?

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast

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Pixel Jess @pixeljess.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

My favorite #pixelart from 2024!

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MJ Huntsgood @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I am so incredibly honored to have my story, "Justice In New Texas" featured in the Hooghly Review's special murals edition, inspiring and edited by an amazing guest editor. This space western was fun to write and I'm so pleased that you loved it. Thank you for allowing me to work with you!

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Malor "Foxkisser Microcelebrity" Mintspark 🌳 @malormintspark.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

my new years resolution is 1920x1080, for anyone wondering

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Road sign: Speed limit enforced by aircraft Probable meaning: drones with radar tag speeding cars My brain: *jet fighter speeds by* "75? Shoot them down"

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

make some noise

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

A Goofy Movie and The Tigger Movie are the same. The Perfect Cast™️ is functionally equivalent to the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce™️. The only difference: TTM, it's okay to be different; AGM, it's okay to be different as long as you can back up your lie about knowing a pop singer.

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

// Note: shameful hack const thisIsStupid = "-1";

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MJ Huntsgood @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

it's okay I don't know what to do with myself either

equally allergic to being the center of attention and to being erased

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

It's nice but I think we all agree long tail =/= sculpted ass

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Ha!!! That's hysterical. It stands for Government Furnished Equipment (or the laptop you get when you're working on government contracts)

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TheGeoffinitiveEdition @geoffinitiveed.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

My government peeps can relate: that feeling when you trade in your HP POS GFE for a Lenovo ThinkPad that works *slightly* better

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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I'm so sorry, Alex.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.

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MJ Huntsgood @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I'm MJ! I'm a speculative horror and mystery author. Earlier in the year I finished my post apocalyptic detective story THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW, currently with my agent, and I'm now finishing up my sci-fi horror romance TIN HEART. Lovely to meet you all!

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Will no longer be offering my unwavering support to people! My support from now on will be wavering

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