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Michael Isenhour

@generalvash.bsky.social
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ben franklin would have loved internet porn
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just think he's neat
Vash the Stampede smiling while eating a donut
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me and my friends would have smashed this with hammers I can tell you that much
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can verify, I want real people involved with my porn and the making thereof, if I wanted to stroke my hog to some soulless machine I'd go into the kitchen and stare at my toaster
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/06/2026
60% drop in reviews if people even smell AI on your game - full supports the investors, developers, and publishers that took a hard "no gen-AI" stance, despite grifters' proclamations that they were "going to be left behind".
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Squidward is seen looking out his window at SpongeBob and his friend Patrick having fun
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
God dammit, that is an accurate summary of the plot
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Last chance to kneel before Zod will in fact be at his coffin, during the viewing
Screenshot of news alert stating that the actor whom portrayed General Zod in the Christopher Reeves Superman films has passed away.
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Shane Luis @rerez.net · 08/08/2025
If anyone can microwave a slice of wonder bread with ketchup and cheese whiz on it why would anyone order a real pizza from a restaurant?
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/08/2025
So when you guys do you daily calls today you should ask mastercard what illegal adult content they found on these content creation platforms. Tell them to make names. When they give you the runaround say "but what have you found that's illegal". They won't because there was never an investigation
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Malachite Tigerbunny @malachitetiger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab. Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls. If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
What was the point of the merger less than 5 years ago in the first place?
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
No donny, those weren't the rules everyone was asking for
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Visa and Mastercard have killed more art than every studio combined and most people don't even know about it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If a lady handcuffs you as part of a sex thing you should immediately ask if you're being detained
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Cloning myself
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
May the 50 GOP senators who voted for that bill never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/06/2025
Very cool! I assume they're doing this because of their continued faith in its eternal growth
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“We’re the good guys,” I tell myself as a 6-year-old leukemia patient pees his pants in fear. I adjust my black mask and sunglasses in the mirror, making sure to hide my identity. “I am not evil,” I whisper.
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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
62% of Democrats want the party to get rid of its leadership compared to just 30% of Republicans.
reuters.com
Exclusive: Democrats want new leaders, focus on pocketbook issues, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
The poll identified a deep disconnect between what Democrats say their priorities are and the issues they believe party leaders care about most ahead of next year's midterm elections, when they hope to crack Republican control of Congress
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Dress it up in progressive language but you're cheating yourself by not doing the work. This is the worst thing about AI: millions of students refusing to learn, taking zero interest in the world around them, empty in mind and heart. Your punishment is the person you will become.
tweet that reads "the student that does not cheat has internalized the moral code of the oppressor."
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
TW: harm to children. My research into the effects of the UK government puberty-blocker ban has finally been published after peer-review. It details the severe harm being caused to young trans people & children by the Starmer government's puberty-blocker ban. Unlike Cass it is peer reviewed...
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Harming children: the effects of the UK puberty blocker ban
This paper presents an analysis of data from trans children and young people and their parents following the imposition of a UK-wide ban on puberty blockers for this group. The consequences of this...
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 17/06/2025
If random men in masks claiming to be ICE agents try to grab me, and they’re *not* really ICE, I have the legal right to defend myself against them, yes? And if they are ICE, I don’t? So how am I supposed to tell the difference? I’m supposed to give my masked kidnappers the benefit of the doubt??
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/06/2025
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
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ComplexNickolas🔞 @complexnickolas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
💙 #furryart #furry
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 12/06/2025
Very Smart Person Online: “DO YOU REALLY THINK HENRY FORD, AN AVOWED MONOPOLIST, FUNDED HITLER BECAUSE HITLER HATED -JEWS-?” …My man Henry Ford bought a newspaper and almost immediately started publishing a series of articles accusing Jews of controlling global finance and politics.
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The protests are already not being "tolerated", so may as well go nuts with masks.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
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Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bill and Ted
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I want that Gankutsuou/Chowder tech of clothing patterns that don't move even as the fabric around them does.
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Every single chuckster was an absolute menace and none deserved to be yeeted off a mountain more than this one
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character laughs maniacally next to a blue cat
ALT: a cartoon character laughs maniacally next to a blue cat
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Office worker sitting in their cubicle trying to send an email:
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Manticker The Seventy @manticker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."
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Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Woe be it to whatever poor fool winds up in the Europe room
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 15/04/2025
Just leaving this here :)
Jon Stewart is urging President Trump's critics not to reflexively call every move he makes "fascist", saying it clouds the ability to warn about actual authoritarian actions.

"This is the cycle we find ourselves in. First law of Trumpodynamics: Every action is met with a very not equal overreaction," Stewart said Monday on "The Daily Show", after playing clips of top Democrats criticizing Trump's decision last week to fire independent inspectors general.

The "overreaction", Stewart said, is "throwing off our ability to know when shit is actually getting real."
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Sara Manns @whatsarasaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you are National Guard or active duty military & you are ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of your fellow Americans, call the Gl Rights Hotline 1-877-447-4487 There is support, you don't have to go through with it.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 12/04/2025
Info on its energy gobbling should be in every news story about AI. It is newsworthy. It is inseparable from the tech itself.
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 21/03/2025
no lies detected. #civilrights
The image shows a text post from a tumble user with the handle "theconcealedweapon" making an argument about the importance of protecting the rights of criminals as a safeguard against government tyranny. The post presents the following key points:

If you want to prevent government tyranny, ensuring criminals have rights must be your top priority
This is not meant as a joke or exaggeration
Without rights for criminals, governments can simply label people as criminals to strip away their rights
The post claims this has been a common tactic of tyrannical governments throughout history
The post concludes that believing people who break laws should forfeit their rights is effectively supporting tyranny

The argument centers on the idea that due process and legal protections for accused/convicted persons are fundamental safeguards against authoritarian government overreach.
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