Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just took a while to get people to forget that era and give it a chance 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026But why?static.klipy.comSteve Harvey: How Could You Do This To Me?ALT: Steve Harvey: How Could You Do This To Me? 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The one constant, the ONE constant with 40k is that no one likes the smurfs and how GW always gives them their equal attention cakes 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Thomas Jefferson schism'd his brain so hard about what he said and what he actually did that he created the first "future home" so that he wouldn't have to see any of his slaves waiting on him or his guests, the man was definitely not well 010
Reposted by Michael Isenhourjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026ben franklin would have loved internet porn 391341160
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me and my friends would have smashed this with hammers I can tell you that much 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Megatron: Let this be our final battle Prime! Optimus: Uh, oh, the little sister is coming! *both drop to the ground and freeze* Little Sister: Oh no, they're going to be late for the wedding. *picks up Optimus and Megatron and makes them kiss* 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026At least Jaws: The Revenge bought his mom a house 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think I understood the assignment, Parker. I hammered this out somewhat quickly after getting home from work 110
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I would say Ripley comes close, but yeah, Ash stands at the top 010
Reposted by Michael IsenhourPaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel 7459601302
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Can verify, I want real people involved with my porn and the making thereof, if I wanted to stroke my hog to some soulless machine I'd go into the kitchen and stare at my toaster 000
Reposted by Michael IsenhourRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/06/202660% drop in reviews if people even smell AI on your game - full supports the investors, developers, and publishers that took a hard "no gen-AI" stance, despite grifters' proclamations that they were "going to be left behind". 3148551973
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I've got family in the midwest and I will always shit talk them when they say weather in the 80s is "hot" 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Bare in mind, too much sun and mosquitoes are what killed a very large number of colonizers, so I wouldn't be shocked to hear it 100
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I know System of a Down didn't make that Legend of Zelda song, but they're still who come to mind when I remember it 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Damn, this is a good take on Batty's style too 020
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Postal worker here, I looked at the scotus case and I can say with good certainty that racism was not the reason that mail was not being delivered, I can elaborate further, please reach out so a clarification/addendum can be made for this executive disorder. 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Have you read the case file? I have gotten through the majority opinion and from what I've read so far I had almost the exact same situation happen on my route before and I handled it almost identically. I'll see if the dissent changes my mind on that 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Really surprised none of them thought of that 110
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Genuinely surprised I didn't see anyone post this one 000
Reposted by Michael IsenhourColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 05/12/2025no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop 4148821613
Reposted by Michael IsenhourMr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/12/2025It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore. 6340901237
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If you're watching your OC get banged by a clone of themselves, does that make you a voyeur or a cuckold?media.tenor.coma lion and a monkey looking at each other in a paintingALT: a lion and a monkey looking at each other in a painting 130
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 11/11/202513.2% more of barely nothing is still barely nothing, who'd of thought? Clearly not the people that think this disproves anything about low class living situations 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Is . . . Is it what I think it is?media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neckALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Well, he is only the second most bulliable member of Z Team 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Having to wait a week between the segment releases is killing me, I need to know if *character I have grown fond of* is ok!!!media.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is adjusting his tie in a doorway .Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is nervously fidgeting his fingers in a doorway . 100
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 10/10/2025God dammit, that is an accurate summary of the plot 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 18/09/2025youtu.be/pDmGhethEoQyoutu.beMy Cousin Vinny - Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit.YouTube video by General Obi Wan Kenobi 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 03/09/2025THIS TIME, WILL BE DIFFERENTmedia.tenor.comtwo cartoon characters standing in front of a garage door with the words gentlemen beholdALT: two cartoon characters standing in front of a garage door with the words gentlemen behold 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 23/08/2025What's Michael? I'm Michael, I'm just asking for some context, sistermedia.tenor.coma cartoon girl with red hair and blue eyes is standing in front of a blue wall .Alt: Kairi from kingdom hearts staring straight at the camera, as if to miss the point of the response 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I suppose I can accept Typhlosion being 3rd place 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It's pretty entertaining, and only 3 episodes left so it will probably finish end of this year or sometime early next. 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I unironically play this when saying a final goodbye to someone moving out of my life youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytkyoutu.beVera Lynn - We'll Meet AgainYouTube video by TheDayThemusicDidDie 000
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Last chance to kneel before Zod will in fact be at his coffin, during the viewing 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Very few better examples of a person voting against their own self interests than a Log Cabin Republican 010
Michael Isenhour @generalvash.bsky.social · 09/08/2025You didn't make him laugh like a maniac/the heavy, it could have been perfect :(media.tenor.coma cartoon character laughs maniacally next to a blue catAlt: Mao Mao the black cat laughs like a maniac while standing inbetween his two friends 070
Reposted by Michael IsenhourShane Luis @rerez.net · 08/08/2025If anyone can microwave a slice of wonder bread with ketchup and cheese whiz on it why would anyone order a real pizza from a restaurant? 8509174
