Reposted by GPpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105341640
Reposted by GPIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response 262028458
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Senate primary result was great but unfortunately this is lame as hell 000
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"One of the US' best known surnames" is certainly one way to describe "notorious family of assholes" 000
Reposted by GPMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The actual harsh truth about MAHA is that it is an anti-vaxx, anti-science, pro-diarrhea conspiracy movement. It cloaks its arguments in abstractions about "big pharma" and "free speech" to generate *the exact op-ed The Atlantic keeps publishing*. Movements like this need to be fought, not placated. 171592335
Reposted by GPdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Bojack Horseman is fake, 2 girls 1 cup is fake scientologist dreck, Liechtensteiner romance novels are fake, comedy is generally fake, celibacy is fake. Masscult under neoconservatism is inherently fake. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'. 47911
Reposted by GPanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 248183924027
Reposted by GPGeorge Pearkes @peark.es · 08/07/2026While there are a LOT of people who created the fiasco in Maine and blaming any one person/group for it exclusively lets people off the hook who shouldn't be, horrible judgement by Schumer and the DSCC is right up there with the horrible judgment shown by national pundits and Maine voters alike. 2030135
Reposted by GPBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/07/2026James Talarico is maybe the most Ned Flanders in season 2 politician in America’s proud history. Can picture him running a left-handed store very easily. 62535
Reposted by GPKasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 24/06/2026Political machines inevitably trend towards calcification and incumbent/power structure protection, it's just what the systems of deference and hierarchy that machines demand do. As much as that stability is desirable, eventually it will protect itself first over responding to voters. 1243
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Annexation is back on motherfuckers. Brookline is on notice 000
Reposted by GPJared Carrabis @jaredcarrabis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Relieved I don’t have to watch the Red Sox tonight. 7702
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This website is funny as hell because I saw so many people talk about how they can't leave twitter because of their group chats and now that they have them here everyone hates it 100
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Gonna buy this just to leave it in front of my friends' houses in the dead of night to haunt them 0173
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The only thing you can reliably count on with the Democratic Party is that they will manage to be more incompetent than you thought humanly possible 010
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Really relate to Noel here because I too ended up falling endlessly in an empty pocket dimension the one time I went to Hooters 010
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026She hopes to accomplish getting a bunch of money for herself, and her plans for the rest of her life include getting herself more money. I look forward to the day I never have to hear about this pigfucker again. 000
Reposted by GPMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"RFK Jr. is a bad-faith, anti-science gremlin but I want him to aggressively regulate the food supply" please listen to yourselves. 101232189
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The Bill Simmons subreddit is low-key one of the more hilariously insane places on that website 000
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Imagining someone checking out Swan Boy for the first time, reading this comic and noticing that the title is "Noel Goes to Hooters 18" 0718
Reposted by GPOnce there was this kid who @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I’ve done an inexplicable thing. 602362625
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026My mother-in-law had a chihuahua mix that was born in a meth lab and was exactly like this 1111
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Lane Kiffin is going into his third decade of doing These Kinds of Antics and it's almost impressive that he's still able to find someone new who believes "this time it'll be different!" 100
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The "religious revival" narrative is a very clear case of journalists so desperately wanting a story to be true that they will repeat it endlessly, evidence be damned, until that happens 110
Reposted by GPGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Rudy Giuliani has died. He fell down the stairs at the Met Gala trying to suck his own dick for the cameras 310015
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026They killed him. They fucking killed the Hooters Steak Cowboy. 040
Reposted by GPceej @ceej.online · 26/04/2026LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous? 3669041198
Reposted by GPRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you 481618242
Reposted by GPPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/04/2026Literally every single thing that happens at the renaissance faire is going in Ye Olde Spank Bank for somebody and you gotta know that going in. You’re signing an implicit waiver. 3916
Reposted by GPEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Okay bluesky I need your help I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home" Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do 3916701938
Reposted by GPBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A small child just asked me if dogs were smart and I said they were but not as smart as dolphins and he said “dolphins are equal to us, except they don’t pay taxes” so I think this kid is a libertarian 472355151
GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Forcing age verification from social media companies who don't give a shit if someone steals that data/look forward to selling it fucking sucks, actually 010
Reposted by GPSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2026and you may ask yourself, well, how did i get here? 2474083
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8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.?
Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z.
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