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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Renting a plane to fly a giant banner saying "SKILL ISSUE" for these two points specifically
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's alright we got this absolute banger of a submission
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was the only thing of any substance from those emails
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For your consideration, Dud Lee
Dud Lee
Positions: Shortstop and Second Baseman

Bats: Left  •  Throws: Right

5-9, 150lb (175cm, 68kg)

Born: August 22, 1899 in Denver, CO us
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He apparently has a long history of insane behavior online, weird posts, harassing random people (mostly women). Not sure if there's other stuff
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mfs be named "Potsy"
A picture of Anson Williams as "Potsie" from the TV show Happy Days
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a threat
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol
The Goldman Sachs chart that said oil exports through Hormuz would recover by mid-April
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm gonna take a wild guess that he's somewhere around here
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day is just this now
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Congrats on tying with this guy
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was hoping you'd see this one from yesterday
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look at him go
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These are funny because I don't think I've ever commented on being on a list before?
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What about this one
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cory, you a busta
Screenshot from "Cory in the House" for the Nintendo DS

Cory: Is it cold in this room or what?

Sophia: I don't know. Usually basketball courts are heated.

Cory: Then I guess I need to shoot some 3 point hoops to bring in the heat!

Sophia: Cory, you a busta.
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bill Hader as Lindsey Buckingham during a "What Up With That?" sketch. He has a serious expression in the first panel and a smile in the second.
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In America they'll arrest you for algae terrorism if you laugh at the president's green pool
North Korea defector Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
r/NoStupidQuestions 2hr ago
Username withheld

If a squatter breaks into my house and I am unable to remove them, am I legally allowed to get naked and jerk off in front of them until they leave?
For context, in this case the squatter would have stayed long enough to establish residency at whatever location.

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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Panel from The Watchmen of Dr. Manhattan sitting on the surface of the Moon, that typically has the quote "I'm tired of this world; these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives" put over it
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Also some of the most dedicated fans
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Watching Red Sox baseball
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He's just drilposting now
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Retvrn
Tecmo Bowl screenshot
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Randy from Trailer Park Boys
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Look what you did to him Brendel
Billy Corgan looking sad on a rollercoaster
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Starting to be extremely clear there is a lot more of this guy across the entire political spectrum than I first thought
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without fear of getting cancelled...it's a new dawn."
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Exasperated man holding many cigarettes
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Graeme Wood sees faces like this and thinks that this must be utopia
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
He should make everyone wear the Kevin Smith jorts
Kevin Smith cleaning his car's windows at the gas station wearing an oversized gray zip up hoodie and obscenely large jorts that go down to his ankles. It is important to note that despite how long they are, they are clearly not regular jeans.
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There is exactly one good columnist left in all of Britain
Opinion

I wanted an oven with a knob. Instead I got a world of pain

Adrian Chiles

Headshot of Adrian Chiles in the bottom right corner
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Got me looking at a review for a fucking Chumlee ROM Hack
In 2020 Chumlee released a NES style video game titled Chumlee's Adventure: The Quest for Pinky, a homebrew action game for the Nintendo Entertainment System developed by Cayhan Games. The game features Chumlee fighting his way through the pawn shop and its customers to find his dog, Pinky, in a style reminiscent of the classic NES title Kung Fu.[27][28]
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Serious Journalists™️ are having schoolyard-esque slap fights online, meanwhile the paper of record is printing this schlock. And they wonder why no one respects their profession anymore.
The New York Times

Opinion 
Guest Essay

The Epstein Files Should Never Have Been Released
Feb. 23, 2026, 5:04 a.m. ET
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
And here I was thinking that I'm the Bad Take King
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2AM, going back for more bbq ribs
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
it b 2 dumbass girls telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Mike F
@mikefossey

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it is not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Was he going at it like this
Francisco Goya's painting "Saturn Devouring His Son"
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Who wouldn't want to replicate the aura that produced this thrilling discussion
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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GP @generalplanet.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Panel from a Tintin comic

Captain Haddack, looking disheveled: What a week huh?

Tintin: Captain, it's Monday
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