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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 2h

@liberopodcast.com really weird to hear you guys still calling it Twitter and seemingly still on it. bsky.app/profile/coli...

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 3h

The couple who walked out of Digger a good hour and 40 in... Don't get me wrong, great call, but fascinated as to the process. Surely you're pot committed at that point? Go within the first hour surely.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 6h

I'm going to be Belfast this week and it's going to be 10/12c at times. I've literally forgotten what that feels like or how to dress for it. Do I take my... coat? I'm not taking a jumper surely?

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Tim Robinson: I'M Really Crossed Up

ALT: Tim Robinson: I'M Really Crossed Up

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 13h

This has to be one of the oddest things a major party has ever done.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe this is why all the coastal boomers are so mad all the time.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just took the wrapper off a Blu-Ray I purchased in March 2009. Quite a moment I think you'll agree.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sounds like they think the "Green Belt" is about preserving nature or something, which it obviously isn't. Try that sentence again but imagine it was called, more accurately, the "urban sprawl prevention belt."

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Very confused that Rio's Piri Piri is more expensive in Leicester than it is in Zone 4 of London. £8.50 for chicken and rice rather than £7.30.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I don't want any growth in my postcode" Nice when people just come out and say it rather than beating around the bush, you know what you're dealing with.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Couldn't do that these days....

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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

10/10. No notes.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BlueSky really eating this week with the property chat yesterday and now the triple lock. In particular, I'm now regularly seeing dullards doing the "lowest pension in Europe" line get push back.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dry cleaner told me it was cash only, always happily paid by card before. Was in a rush so couldn't get into the why and I'd already handed over my shirts. Odd. Guess I'm now looking for a new dry cleaner.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What points deduction would you do with City? Minus 60 and they could still stay up potentially (hard work but possible.) Minus 100 and that's essential just a demotion, just do that. Minus 30 and they stay up for sure.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Funny how it's just standard for the train network to lie to you isn't it. Here's Trainline telling me the train has departed and here it is arriving. 🥴

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 2️⃣3️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/ Respectability.

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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?

Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Question I would have asked: "oh they must have lost hundreds of thousands of pounds moving from these undesirable areas to this more desirable location?" "Well actually they sold their homes for several multiples of what they paid for them and paid less for the place they moved to..." ?? 🫠

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This was some good living gang. Kerb Bar in Spitelfields. The Peppercorn sauce with the burger was a novelty and I've no idea what they are putting on that chicken, but dear god...

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's been a tough week at work, so in the spirit of @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social, I'm going to post a pic of the beer I'm about to open.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I worry that she doesn't even know she has a problem.

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Rafferty @rafferty-bs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's incredible to see people still small beaning Palestine Action, yeah. Funnily enough, if you hit the police with massive hammers then the state takes an aggressive position against you.

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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Look say whatever you want about Ed Sheeran (because he's a cunt), but this video is very funny

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yes, see this all the time, completely normalised, never enforced, never seen it mentioned. A good % of the time they aren't even getting anything out of it as they just move into the line of traffic beyond the light.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One preview screening of Dune 3 goes on sale at BFI IMAX and 100,000 people plus try to get tickets. It seats 500 people... Hopefully my bad luck here will mean the London Film Festival gods favour me tomorrow.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Actually fell for this. Like an idiot I went: Oh finally a politician is going to call for the tax increase we need, fair play Ed.

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They Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna Lie

ALT: They Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna Lie

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ever feel like you're going to go completely crazy. Days after fascists block a port and this is your angle?

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Unclear if the Waymo or the driver was the party that chose to obstruct the pedestrian crossing.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Michael Gove. you do, in some circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Not the most important thing here, but the Stone Island label is just so on the nose. It's what you'd wear in a parody video (if you had a budget...)

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

bsky.app/profile/rick... This is the other arm of the below. You've got "just make stuff work" and then you've got "stop other people doing stuff that annoys me". Both of these things are big vote winners with Brits! We don't like people getting away with stuff and stuff not working.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Great work by Carla here drawing attention to the simple stuff that pisses people off. Paddling pool needs work doing? Well sort that out in April/May, don't do repairs in July. Broken escalators everywhere you go, bins overflowing. Just maintain the public realm, I'm not even saying upgrade!

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"You have drawn a boy, born in the Ganges Plain in 50,934 BCE." I lived until 53, a pretty great life when you consider my life expectancy at birth was 30. Cause of death: Violence

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not being funny, but if you join a call and your meeting room is named Top Gun, I'm obviously going to make bad jokes, refer to you as Maverick and Goose and talk about keeping the meeting under the "Hard Deck". So don't sit there stoney faced.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's fun that he says "wrong" and then goes on to talk about positions when the statement was about the number of games.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Your frontal lobe isn't fully developed until 25. (The study didn't really look at people beyond 25, subsequent studies have shown it continues to develop past 30.)

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Patch Thompson @patchthompson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Resigning as an MP just as Burnham is about to address the Commons for the first time as Prime Minister is gloriously petty.

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The director of Drive My Car and Evil Does Not Exist, Ryusuke Hamaguchi has a new film coming out. It's 196 minutes long. It's got Virginie Efira in it.

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Wolf of Wall Street: Lets Fucking Go!

ALT: Wolf of Wall Street: Lets Fucking Go!

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen Elvis Costello Yeah Yeah Yeahs The National Portishead Radiohead Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Cliff Richard New Kids on the Block

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

In about 2000, my Dad took me to Riverside Studios for some Edinburgh warm-up stuff. Double bill. Stewart Lee opening and some guy we'd never heard of on second. Odd, Stewart Lee has had multiple BBC series , shouldn't he be on last? Lee comes out and it's clear he doesn't have much...

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I've seen 4 movies at the cinema in 8 days and I'm further behind Stephen than when I started... (33 v 45).

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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Slight whiff of arrogance to this maybe.

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