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General Boles

@generalboles.bsky.social
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Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper, author - Beyond Brexit: A new deal for Britain, Ukraine and Europe. (possibly a parody - who can even say)

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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 2h
‘And Man City have scored another’
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Trailer Park Boys: Go Away!
ALT: Trailer Park Boys: Go Away!
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 3h
One of the most incredible scenes ever committed to television.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 3h
Noel's going to want royalties for that #LIVMCY
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 3h
is this thing on?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 3h
"We've won it al!"
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zack Polanski : 3am 9/10/2026 #CelebrityTraitors
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zack Polanski : 3am 9/10/2026 #CelebrityTraitors
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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All timer headline
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something about Witney MPs fucking over the Lib Dems. Fine it's only two but still......
bbc.co.uk
Lib Dem MP quits frontbench job over Ed Davey's leadership
Deputy party leader Daisy Cooper says "the vast majority of our MPs support Ed... and are furious at this distraction."
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Natalie Harp's crying now, nice one
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Justin @justified.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Jerry Hall, Grace Jones, and Jessica Lange all lived together in an apartment in Paris, in the mid-70s, when they were all models trying to hit the big time. It's no wonder that Hall did not find Richard E. Grant's behaviour to be anything other than mildly eccentric. 😶
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone needs to kill Miranda pdq #CelebrityTraitors
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Dear Diary, today I decided to come off social media for a period of 30 or so years" #CelebrityTraitors
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh no, I love a Traitors fauxmance
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a review
Review of the movie Wicker. "Olivia Colman re-enacts the kamasutra with a sentient basket
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THAT LITERAL CHILD TRIED TO DO #CelebrityTraitors
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God loves a trier and maybe she's moving on from Rodri into her fey indie kid era
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tim Farron on socials: "To think we’re helped by this kind of rubbish, you’d need to be smoking the kind of stuff even we aren’t in favour of legalising…"
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a hard no #CelebrityTraitors
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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oof. That’s a pretty brutal opening paragraph in the Times sketch on Polanski and the Holborn and St Pancras by-election…
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What made you become a hermit? I hit on Maya Jama in front of ten million people #CelebrityTraitors
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Polanski's excuse for not having voted on the "Zionism is Racism" motion appears to have been that he had to leave conference to go campaign in Holborn & St Pancras. But the Green Party explicitly offered an option allowing members to register to vote online. He could have voted from London.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
perfectly natural at your age
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also did anyone else catch this 😂😂😂😂😂 Bash, sweetheart, no.... #CelebrityTraitors
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like a #CelebrityTraitors Uncut where Romesh asks Jerry about Andy Warhol and just lets her talk for 3 hours
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Thomas @tshorror.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Chase binned for the FIFA Women's World Cup UEFA qualifiers.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did someone say beveragino?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we never learn
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really enjoyed Trust so will give this a whirl....also endorsed by TRIE, which is nice
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm hoping for a kind of It's-a-Knockout / Gladiators contest where the candidates try to knock each other into a lake with giant foam mallets
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James Heale @jaheale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Exclusive: Reform will shortly be mailing an eight-page newspaper to 15 million households Part of a new media push to bypass traditional gatekeepers, with free content to rival 'gov. UK' and appear high up on Google searches spectator.com/article/reve...
spectator.com
Revealed: Reform's new media strategy
After a tricky few months for Nigel Farage’s party, Reform UK is fighting back. Senior figures have spent the summer discussing how best to tell their side of the story, amid a wave of negative headli...
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Labour passed up the opportunity but I'm very hopeful the Lib Dem leadership will be decided by General Boles' patented method.... *spins tombola* ....and we will welcome Manuela Perteghella as Ed Davey's replacement.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1 day after having both Covid & flu vaccs "I am NEVER doing this again" 350 days later "might as well get them done at the same time"
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Philip Cowley @philipjcowley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We wish to recruit you... because you are a professor". Not a sentence you hear much any more.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*your definition of 'your' may differ from our definition of 'your'
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Dr Nigel Fletcher @nigelfletcher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This Sunday I somehow find myself running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support. I know there are a lot of these "sponsor me" requests, but if you could lob me a few quid to encourage me in this latest folly, it would be hugely appreciated. 🙏 justgiving.com/page/nigel-f...
justgiving.com
Nigel's fundraiser for Macmillan Cancer Support
Help Nigel Fletcher raise money to support Macmillan Cancer Support
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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The joke with GTA has always been that it is a British, Scottish even, pisstake of all the worst aspects of America including this very mindset and that Americans are too stupid to realise the depth of the contempt in which the developers hold them.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My sources tell me this is all that remains of Charlie Mayonnaise. I take no pleasure in reporting this
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hearing that a split has emerged between The Official Gail's and The Provisional Gail's
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never did many Ed Davey photoshops because the real thing usually rendered them redundant
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
touché
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have Casaubon come back as a zombie
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello computer, Decompile and distill Middlemarch Make the game set in my hometown though, not Middlemarch Make the main character me. When I'm not around, the other characters should be asking "where is he?" and "what is he up to?" Review my chat memory for zingers to help me to seduce Rosamund
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
remember what you’re fighting for
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Sean Kemp @seankemp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My basic view on this Lib Dem drama is that timing your coup the day after the Greens have lost a by-election, and just a few days after a Tory conference where they have shifted focus onto your Southern seats, shows a lack of nous that should instantly disqualify you from running for the job.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Ed the last man standing from the coalition?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"have we got a photo to go with 'Ed's Had His Chips'?" stupid question
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