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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The description doesn't really do it justice. She disembowels him
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kim Trilby.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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pharaoh house crash @phchq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I for one have had enough of people who can barely speak English, living on benefits, ignoring our laws and wearing weird clothes that cover up their faces. So it was disappointing to see a few hundred of them gathered in Dover today.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Larry as rat catcher.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chris Mason watching Channel 4 News.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A regional map highlighting the border area between Canada and the United States around Lake Ontario and Lake Erie. A dark blue line is drawn through the Welland Canal area in Ontario with a red label pointing to it.

"Strait of Our Moose" >
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Genesis Yes Pink Floyd Faithless Kraftwerk Bruce Springsteen David Bowie Madonna The Who Paul McCartney [and many more]
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Leigh Booker @leighbooker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 25/08/2026
Sound up...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we asked the grim reaper to take the 80 year old blond with big tits we didn't mean Dolly.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on Johnny Carson.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today we launched our new system for deciding who will be entitled to social housing.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm delighted to announce our new Economic Adviser. He supports our plan to privatise the NHS, is looking forward to leaving school and recently celebrated his first wank. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't start what you can't finish.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#satire
Donald Trump wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat and dark suit walks down aircraft steps alongside Natalie Harp in a white dress who has been digitally edited to wear a bright orange harness labelled "ESA" and "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MISTRESS" connected to a matching orange leash.

Breaking News

President Trump spotted with Emotional Support Mistress
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
Marco Rubio awkwardly leaning forward.
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Richard Sales @theblueacorn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
…n even bigger arsehole?
Gregg Wallace and a teaser headline “Gregg Wallace, 61, reveals he is set to become a…”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Carol Hedges @riotgrandma.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
😡😡😡😡😡😡 This is the sort of shit Professor Jason Arday was seeing day after day. Allison Pearson is employed by @telegraph.co.uk She is an utterly evil witch. (It also has blood on its hands!) She is trying to delete her X messages, but they seem to have been ‘archived’. Shame eh?
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!* *a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box" Collect 'em ALL!!! 😂 😍 😜 👍
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
90% #eclipse 10% solar generation
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just been to see The Odyssey. This bit was scary.
Cilla ...... and Charybdis
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The southern U.K. right now
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Arron Banks is helping us send a nice clear message - if you scrutinise the dodgy finances of Reform, you will be sued or put under surveillance. Perfectly normal behaviour from people who want to govern a democracy.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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jos @josiahhughes

way too big

Hannah Thibedeau @HannahThibedeau · 1d

1st Canadian coins unveiled with King Charles image. What do you think?

Image Description: A screenshot of a quote-tweet. The embedded image shows two smiling officials in formal attire dramatically pulling a black cloth off a giant, oversized prop coin (about three feet in diameter) displayed on an easel, revealing the side profile portrait of King Charles III.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rather concerningly, the lawyer for the Tate brothers has confused “extradition” with “execution”. Young lawyers note - be careful not to do this in court.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein collection every fortnight?
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 03/08/2026
Tapping the sign again:
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
R.I.P. Jimmy Cricket.
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Steve B @moclips2002.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I said it's a bold move by Reform to use the Navy to return migrants. What did I say Roy?" "You said it's an unworkable load of bollocks designed to win back some racist numbskulls from Rupert Lowe and distract attention from Farage's £5m bung"
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/08/2026
Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy
Clacton bin day changes leaflet, introducing a new MP disposal service on 14th of August
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reform UK already have a comprehensive plan for social care: me and my rich mates will be just fine thanks and the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As though Farage has any worthwhile contribution to offer to the social care debate. Might as well ask my gerbil to answer the Schleswig Holstein question.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A Reform UK councillor shares a post saying a Labour MP “should be shot”? Nigel Farage won’t apologise. Zack Polanski shares an Instagram photo? Zia Yusuf demands police action within 24 hours!! 😡
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.
The Times: Net zero risks blackouts. Below a photo of French wildfires.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Great Expectations; Great book
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Bob Shields @robbo03.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Election Maps UK @electionmaps.uk · 24/07/2026
Grays Town (Thurrock) Council By-Election Result: 🌹 LAB: 37.0% (+5.3) ➡️ RFM: 27.0% (-7.8) 🙋 Ind: 13.0% (New) 🌳 CON: 12.3% (+1.3) 🌍 GRN: 8.8% (-7.3) 🔶 LDM: 1.9% (-4.5) Labour GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2026.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My favorite part is when you see the rowers in the back
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Jimbiddybimbim @jimbiddybimbim.stream · 22/07/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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