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Gene Parmesan, at your service.

@geneparmesano.bsky.social
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🌲 Lorax of Lunch 🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year 🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ 🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant 👑 126-time Fall Guys Champ 🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach 🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor 🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant

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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a pretty disgusting day to be a curly haired Mainer who wears glasses
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Reptiles are animals. Like snakes, monkeys, and pretty much tigers.” ~ Lil Parm
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the 2nd graders recently went to a lobster bake and drew this incredibly accurate lobster
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’ve got some nerve
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20/08/2026
found another new type of guy
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why am I such a bad mom?!?!
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Spoke too soon
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve got a good feeling about Frank V
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@jinlov3r
when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w ~ chocolate for like a year

@hoseoksreally
they are !!!

@jinlov3r
WAIT FOR REAL??

@hoseoksreally
why would you believe in this again
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t feel like I deserve a new egg but ok
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine being blocked by your local historical society 😂
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“BE CAREFUL! Our car is near a cigarette.” - Lil Parm as we walked out of the grocery store. Cigarette was old/not hot and 2 parking spots away from our car. 🤨
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
just remembered the time my friend was dating a girl named "Timber"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
watching the 3AM leftovers cook in the microwave
Screencap from Jurassic Park of a raptor peering through a round window
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He stole a free refill of popcorn yesterday but completely bypassed the self-buttering machine wtf?!?!?!
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
The scene from Devil Wears Prada where Emily Blunt and Gisele Bundchen are dressed like stylish snobs asking straight brown haired Anne Hathaway what she’s wearing only now Hathaway is in a red checked button down and the print says “are you wearing the MIT…” “the Mitch McConell proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
justice for Jarnathan
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
T-Rexes laid EGGS?!?!?!
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is great. but i think this one is still my favorite
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“John Lemon (not a typo) used to sing for the Beatles but now they can’t get play because he got shot with a gun” ~ Lil Parm teaching me music history in the car
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😆
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa…
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A true Renaissance man abcnews.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.com
George Santos' next gig? Reality TV show contestant
George Santos has worn many hats: Serial swindler, congressman, expelled congressman, federal prison inmate, clemency recipient, podcast host, online betting influencer under investigation by the fede...
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
A series of photos of me pointing to places where packages could be like inside of a mailbox or on the front porch or in my hands except there is nothing there
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is it cool or weird to be the bookstore’s first customer of the day immediately after they open?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gumby was always saying this
What did Gumby always say?
Al Overview
The famous catchphrase associated with Gumby is "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 02/06/2026
Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context
“Toothpaste but for your other bones.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
U like what u see Quentin
The name Andy written on the bottom of WOODYS DIRTY BOOT
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I can't wait for Woody and Buzz to kill that fucking iPad.
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ok, this place has the juice
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Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
omg we are so back!!!
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