Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s a pretty disgusting day to be a curly haired Mainer who wears glasses 100
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Reptiles are animals. Like snakes, monkeys, and pretty much tigers.” ~ Lil Parm 010
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of the 2nd graders recently went to a lobster bake and drew this incredibly accurate lobster 010
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026 2866111582
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20/08/2026found another new type of guy 4604263460
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why am I such a bad mom?!?! 010
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means 3156851041
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great. 12781991567
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’ve got a good feeling about Frank V 000
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 143573421
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t feel like I deserve a new egg but ok 010
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Imagine being blocked by your local historical society 😂 010
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“BE CAREFUL! Our car is near a cigarette.” - Lil Parm as we walked out of the grocery store. Cigarette was old/not hot and 2 parking spots away from our car. 🤨 020
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 06/08/2026just remembered the time my friend was dating a girl named "Timber" 010
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026 122644463
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026watching the 3AM leftovers cook in the microwave 29818
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He stole a free refill of popcorn yesterday but completely bypassed the self-buttering machine wtf?!?!?! 100
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this: 184230560
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026justice for Jarnathan 227755
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social 110
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026this is great. but i think this one is still my favorite 136033
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186897366
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“John Lemon (not a typo) used to sing for the Beatles but now they can’t get play because he got shot with a gun” ~ Lil Parm teaching me music history in the car 010
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate 5982602274
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa… 281993284
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A true Renaissance man abcnews.com/US/wireStory...abcnews.comGeorge Santos' next gig? Reality TV show contestantGeorge Santos has worn many hats: Serial swindler, congressman, expelled congressman, federal prison inmate, clemency recipient, podcast host, online betting influencer under investigation by the fede... 001
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026mandatory reading 70163143591
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155863778
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered. 13596991531
Gene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Is it cool or weird to be the bookstore’s first customer of the day immediately after they open? 011
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333883635
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gumby was always saying this 624700737
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026 7490032478
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026 959961026
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145283577
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026Is it carbon monoxide 100133682716
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 02/06/2026Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context 442669378
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/06/2026U like what u see Quentin 339739
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I can't wait for Woody and Buzz to kill that fucking iPad. 2081977
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026 242603370
Reposted by Gene Parmesan, at your service.Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026ok, this place has the juice 1182661129