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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Totally fine. Nothing to worry about here. We're all good.

A local news alert with the text: "DEVELOPING NEWS:
Plague researcher in Russia dies after contracting pneumonia of
'unknown' cause"

Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Slop” is an overused word these days but accurate for some things. Having a 5-year-old surf streaming services, I can confirm there’s kid show slop and some of it is bad and brainless. PJ Masks and Superkitties I think top that list. That princess one too. I’d rather lick battery terminals

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Struggling w/the difference in AI models a company offers? I thought of a fun comparison. They’re like the Avengers. Take Claude, for example. Haiku = Black Widow OR Hawkeye. Both totally fine and will do something for you. Sonnet = ^ other one ^ Opus = Thor/Hulk Fable = Iron Man (Mark 85)/Spidey

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My stupid idiot brainless cat came up to me in bed looking for pats and when he turned around he rubbed his butt on my bare side it was WET. I’d like to bathe in some lava now please thank you

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Day 1: I don’t have to drive him to school, I’m feeling aimless. Taking a trip to Dunkin’ to help orient me.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

She just spoiled Marley & Me, like a friggin monster

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh I'm sorry, Face ID didn't work because I was pounding a breakfast sandwich? Be better, it’s 2026.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What even is the point of eating corn?

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Per my last tablet

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My 5-year-old really wanted to watch “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial”. I paid $4 to rent it and he stopped watching about 10 minutes in, and now he’s refusing to pay me restitutions! What kind of monster have we raised

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I just had to tell Claude to stop using the phrase "money shot" so frequently in its responses - mind you I’ve never said this to Claude (it's trained based on how everyone talks to it). Could you guys please be more normal with your AIs?!?

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I've started a really bad Dunkin' habit lately

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Wait, we can’t trust the voting machines? So the current administration that won 2 out of 3 presidential elections in the past 10 years might not be the legitimate winner? 😏

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

“That's one wicked mean Cyclops bub" - Odysseus The Odyssey (2026)

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Someone left Night Shift on outside

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I have a small open wound and I'm about to go take a shower in E. coli. This is my welcome to Connecticut. Wish me luck

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Hi, Domino’s heartburn hotline? Yes, I would like an immediate order of the worst thing you got.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Dubbing drinking brings out happiness and potential with everyone that allows it to. We should be merry together more often! Bee merry!!

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Here’s a thought nugget: in Bluey’s episode “Bump and the Wise Old Wolfhound” they wear purple underpants, and it proves that underpants exist in their world but they _choose_ not to wear any.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Something that didn't age well is the very short Twitter scene in "Ralph Breaks the Internet".

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

One of her fingernails fell out of the dryer again

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Ever accidentally put a pull-up through the wash? Surprisingly, I do not recommend it.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

When Peppa Pig and her family get sunburned, do you think they… smell delicious?

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Thought I was cutting it close, but I still had a few pixels left!

Gas indicator showing very low with an estimated 10 miles remaining.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Happy First Contact day to all foreign and domestic humanoids! 🖖

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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Baby Egg wanted @geneparmesano.bsky.social to read some old Winnie-the-Pooh story and when she started all I heard was: "'Edward bear, known to his friends as Winnie-the-Pooh' ...ok this is already blowing my mind"

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Watching “A Goofy Movie” with Baby Egg and at the hot tub scene with the dad he asks “why do they still have their gloves on?” … and you know, I never thought to question that.

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

We really need another Mister Rogers in the world right now

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

FUN FACT! Zootopia 1 & 2 end credits use the SAME font that Star Trek: The Next Generation end credits use – Crillee Italic. Nerds control the world. 🖖

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I hope she likes these extra fancy apples

Bag full of plump McIntosh apples that look delectable and ready for absolute devastation with one’s mouth

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

ugh they left me out of the insider trading text group again

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

So @geneparmesano.bsky.social just very boldly claimed if she had 10 arrows she could take down about 6 orcs in battle

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

PAW Patrol made a black Doberman Pinscher a villain. Am I the only one that finds that troubling?

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

“They do stuff over in Asia that we can’t even dream of. We’re basically cave people” – @geneparmesano.bsky.social’s take on Asian culture

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I’ve never been in a car with more loose change in every nook and cranny imaginable

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Baby Egg is in the bathroom brushing his teeth and humming The Imperial March tune

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Baby Egg got a Zurg toy from Disney World, and I just noticed the graphic designer forgot to remove the Lorem Ipsum from an arrow graphic 😂

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Watching Peter Pan with Baby Egg and wow Tinker Bell is a real meanie

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Best Egg @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Baby Egg: Where are we going? Me: Just looking for a Dunkin’ on our way home so I could get a coffee Baby Egg: *sighs* You _always_ want coffees

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