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Ordained Sun Priestess

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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 9h
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 5h
J2518.1 Fool kills himself in despair because a sparrow has taken one grain from his field.
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 29/09/2026
YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT TO ME
Midna saying:
There, there.  You be a good girl and calm down.  No need to bite!
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 13h
Toxic yuri for @idkwhat.bsky.social
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 9h
she's back baybee
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i do like want revenge against the whole world but im chill about it im still a good hang
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Riley :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 20h
god bless gay weddings
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fawkes from Fallout 3 (he's a big green mutant immune to radiation who refuses to go into radiation to get a thing, so you have to go in and die instead because it's your "destiny") with a speech bubble pointed at the quoted post
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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 28/09/2026
actual thing that very nearly happened to me today
A digital drawing of me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a knife on the counter covered in peanut butter, and to the side is a sink. A thought bubble above my head depicts the knife being washed in the sink, but instead I'm holding the open jar of peanut butter under the faucet about to turn it on.
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Pippin's Mom @demirabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bunnies can do whatever the FUCK they want
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching sopranos and getting angrier the longer janice hasn't been on screen
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Shgrcube @shgrcube.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
high maintemouse gf
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well well well, it it isn't the blowjob brothers, the cunningulus sisters and the generically applicable oral sex siblings
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
sometimes I wonder if I spoil Izutsumi, seeing her with her ipad, in her yurt. [Originally posted May 2, 2024]
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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some bull shit
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 24/11/2024
"Riding Around Turning Off Everyone TV"

Someone driving their car in a neighbourhood with a wii u showing the tv remote screen
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flirting with the somnophilia girl: do you want an extra melatonin gummy tonight babe
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 27/09/2026
some eusan propaganda (repost of older fanart) #signalis
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my homonculus biting members of the public shouldn't be of any concern it's up to date on its vaccinations
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dropping my homonculus off at homonculus school crying at the gate knowing i'm going to get a call from the homonculus prinicipal later today about its behavior in homonculus class
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
apex
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punk doll-hound sartha thrace 🔞 @puppythings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
put your fingers in that pilots neural port. immediately
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cass 🍎 ⛧ carrion 🥩 @dammit-larry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Alt: jerma ripping off his shirt to reveal lesbian
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
manage my sinister inventory traveler
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every since i was 6 years old i've wanted nothing more than to own a credit card and hand out details to "App"
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it must feel sooo good to be a thick cloud of fog rolling down into the village
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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Joy @swordofcharlemagne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what some of you do
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Leeaff 🔞Comms Open! @cowfeceo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She still is a calf deep inside
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mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok bro we all heard your little rts unit moan when she got right clicked on you're not fooling anybody
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
important image
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Can You Beat The Pussy Up With Only Dragon Communion Incantations?
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Mulch 🐀 🔞 DMS OPEN @mulch-rat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good afternoon gay people in my phone! :3
bnuuy. iis in the brain
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
girl who fell over
shiho on the ground in just her pantyhose with mabubu hanging over her back, looking up at the source of an ominous shadow
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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