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Ordained Sun Priestess

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the Ashley of all time it/its

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 1h
here's a list of my friends i've had or want to have sex with someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 2h
electrical pylons sing a beautiful song from another world and the closer you get the better you can hear its angels
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Swirly glasses pervert women" in the TMNT logo style
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14h
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 12h
why am i always stressed?
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
win by doing nothing
meditating monk: i will not play ai video game
reply: and it will cost the dev $1000/day to run empty servers
surprised monk: per day?!
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🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 [COMMISSIONS OPEN] (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Morning
Statler from the Muppets tells you "How to frighten the new generation, put them in a room with a BOMB"
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すいか @sui-ka.bsky.social · 5h
よいしょっ💦よいしょっ💦 #チンチラ
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 19h
yea you kinda blew it
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 19h
sample size of 3. is "the amazing digital circus" in the modern irish canon
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 19h
when 10 i had a friend over at my house and he was like "what's your dream job? i wanna be a football player" and i just said "i want to be unemployed forever" and my dad happened to be in the room and got sooooooo fucking mad at me for "embarrassing him" in front of my (also 10 year old) friend
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 20h
i'd be getting large sums of money from the government for absolutely no reason whatsoever
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 20h
my b
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 20h
[most skewed sample size of two trans people voice] it seems the amazing digital circus has a tremendous cultural influence over all of ireland
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 20h
oh have you been playing ace combat 8?
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
searchbox asks if you're looking for "no country for old men" with 618 torrents, or "no country for gay old men" with 1 torrents
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
smug buddha on anthropeum today
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i saw a little mouse which is great cause there was a little mouse
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Dog houses just got bigger and bigger and now they have kitchens and bathrooms and people live in them too
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would just not try to comprehend the cosmic horror. I'd just look at it and be like "yeah, whatever" and I'd be fine. I don't understand how to calculate percentages or how time dilation supposedly works either but I don't let that get me down.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A text-based meme titled "THINGS TO SAY TO A BUNNY" against a black background, featuring a close-up photograph of a grey lop-eared rabbit looking forward.

The list is as follows:

1. Theres something FUNNY about you.
2. quit munching on those CABLES.
3. EXPLAIN quantum mechanics.
4. do you like STRAWBERRIES?
5. sell me this HAY.
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You are the most simple mouse in the world. ❤️
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
through pacts with dark forces i have gained the power to behave like a dog at will
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s hard to really understand the power of friendship until you see a group of 14-15 friends walking together on the sidewalk and every cell of your body is screaming at you to absorb the weakest one and see how long it takes the rest to notice
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
blehhh
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026
telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rosary shibari
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeowchh
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
huge if true
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You come upon an elf. What do you do? >sex elf ERR: Input not recognized. Type HELP for available commands. >sexualize elf You sexualize the elf.
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Pointy Ears🔞 🏳️‍🌈 @pointyears.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lady D
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i saw trazyn the infinite getting a breakfast roll at the spar this morning and he took 5 minutes picking his fillings
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i've always found the Mitsubishi A6M "Zero" to be an oddly petable plane
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Umbrella corp... why are they like that... why not just be like a normal company... why not just make products...
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[runs into the room and steps on a rake, which slams into my forehead, causing me to stumble till i fall upon your fireplace, which alights my hair and leads me to dash about with wild abandon until i extinguish myself with your mysterious vat of bubbling acid] you know lacan wrote about this
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
on some bs idk
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i need to get into some kind of combat sport or i'll die
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It's Really Just You And Whatever You Think @daemonsinthedark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that's right. that's exactly right.
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
a couple big clunky levers and a whirring noise and a dial up tone is what good pussy sounds like btw
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i side with the empire because ulfric stormcloak wants to make elf pussy illegal
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
homer simpson job
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my dream job is to operate a large clunky device with big buttons and switches towards an unknown purpose
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puttisx @puttisx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Angel's Egg #art #angelsegg #tenshinotamago
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 1011: "the cigarette got gender"
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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