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Jonathan Stowe

@gellyfish.uk
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Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 1h
I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 2h
And when that fails
Some electronic musical instruments.
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Euromaidan Press @euromaidanpress.bsky.social · 4h
Ukraine ran the first logistics mission ever completed by amphibious ground robot, covering 40 kilometers of land and water The robot switched from driving to swimming in seconds, crossing rivers that normally stop ground robots and force dangerous detours euromaidanpress.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Ukraine’s new ground robot switches from land to water in seconds. It just ran its first supply mission, 40 kilometers to positions others can’t reach
A Ukrainian robot drives to the front, then swims.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 4h
Chikli previously celebrated Tommy Robimson, & he also called the Board of Deputies woke, pro-Palestinian lefties (because BoD & Jewish Leadership Council called Robinson "the worst of Britain" and saying this s Chikli "minister for the diaspora in name only")
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 5h
The death of Thomas Chatterton
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 7h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 7h
“Where are all the women” ask knuckle dragging far right scum while talking about asylum seekers. Getting sexually assaulted by British men, it would seem.
Female asylum seekers report being sexually assaulted by British men
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David @david.athumi.eu · 6h
How can Europe build digital infrastructure that is both resilient and sovereign, without closing itself off from the world? Great to have @robin.berjon.com joining us at #Trefdag26 to explore that question, and how interoperability and open ecosystems can strengthen Europe’s digital resilience.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 6h
Went to Westerham Brewery for lunch. Cracking beer AND Momos (Nepalese dumplings.). Strong recommend.
Westerham Brewery Hop Rocket
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 9h
I think I've had a few every week for ages. People signing up for stuff is quite common.
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 19h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Antifa, since I was born @pos1tive3nergy.bsky.social · 22h
I missed much of the labour party conference, did any pensioners attack young females with metal crutches, or is that just a far right thing?
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 29/09/2026
The Metropolitan Police isn’t only going after phone snatchers, but the criminal gangs that are fuelling smuggling networks. Thank you to our hardworking officers for their dedication in bringing these criminals to justice, backed by record funding from City Hall. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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How 'largest phone smuggling network' was uncovered by Met
Police say up to 40,000 phones were smuggled - the equivalent of around 40% of devices stolen in London.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1/ Another AI-generated video falsely depicting Russian 'control' north of Lyman has been publicised by disgusted Russian warbloggers. It's part of a "plague" of AI "neurocontrol" that prominent warblogger Rybar condemns as "inept, half-baked information warfare". ⬇️
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As part of their punishment, Manchester City's budget is to be reduced each year in line with either inflation, wage increases, or 2.5% – whichever is the highest.
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Matthew Coates @coatesmatthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know why Polanski is so constantly on social media. You could set up a bot that occasionally posts "Why is the Government doing X. It's time to tax the rich" while auto liking everything that mentions his name and it would dramatically boost his time for other things.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 29/09/2026
On the front line, Ukrainian soldier Serhii shares touching moments of caring for, feeding, and cuddling local cats. For him, taking care of these small lives is a personal mission and a way to hold onto humanity amid the ongoing war. Video: fasst1k / Threads.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reform want to indoctrinate our children. Freedom of (and from) belief is a human right. humanists.uk/2026/09/10/s...
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Reform UK Braverman promises 'consequences' if pupils don't sing hymns
Reform UK has said schools will face ‘consequences’ if they fail to make pupils regularly sing hymns and the national anthem under a Reform government. The party’s education spokesperson, Suella Brave...
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wHy WoN't ZeLeNsKyY mAkE a dEaL?!🥴🙄 This wasn't a mistake. This was killing civilians because it's easier than defeating the military. This is also terrorism.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Senile old man confuses Canada 🇨🇦 with Russia 🇷🇺
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1/ Russian warbloggers are angry at pictures of large numbers of Russian POWs captured near Lyman, which they see as a humiliation. They demand – almost certainly futilely – that the Russian government should be more honest about what is happening at the front. ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/ukra...
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Your regular reminder that the Corporation of London founded a charity in 1282 (!) to look after London Bridge. It now has assets of £1.5B (!) generating an income of £42M (!) most of which is, unsurprisingly, not needed for looking after the 5 bridges it is formally responsible for...
register-of-charities.charitycommission.gov.uk
BRIDGE HOUSE ESTATES - Charity 1035628
Charity details for BRIDGE HOUSE ESTATES - Charity 1035628
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suddenly "You're nicked, sunshine!" shout Gloucestershire's finest anti-terrorist coppers
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You should prosecute politicians when they break the small laws, because you won’t have the chance later, when they break the big ones.
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Due to unforeseen circumstances the next meeting of the South-East Gloucestershire Under-25s Shirtless Metal Detecting Society has been postponed pending further enquiries.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS! 'It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts', insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide buff.ly/f4c19yy
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‘It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts’, insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide
Reform councillors in Barnsley, who made it very clear that they will not submit the standard DBS check that even a parcel delivery driver has to provide, have instantly convinced the nation that t…
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/09/2026
We're all looking forward to Nigel correcting the record shortly. Given his proclivity for 'asking questions', I'm sure he'll be relieved now that he knows the answer is "all UK nationals, in their 20s, from London", and he'll want to share that with his followers, right?
A verified tweet warning that Iranian agents are entering the UK by small boats and demanding the truth about "Fairford bomb plotters," shown above bold red text sarcastically noting suspects are UK citizens from London and asking "Nigel will correct the record now, right?"
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Luxury retailers want taxpayers to fund a 20% tax break for foreign tourists. They paid consultancy Cebr to claim this will raise £2.6bn for the UK. That convinced Sadiq Khan and Kemi Badenoch. But it's false: a free lunch. Four basic errors mask a £600m loss. Thread:
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Explaining to my mum why Danny Tommo is like Winston Churchill. Come see me on tour: rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no! We just wanted to stop hearing people speak foreign languages on the bus and and have an honest conversation about Englishness, and now we’re broke, with a divided, hate-filled society, the constant threat of political violence, and a shrivelling democracy on the verge of a fascist takeover.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait no, hang on, I was informed that masked men in balaclavas are peaceful protesters? Why is this woman judging their legitimate concerns about immigration?
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyl5...
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Its Weird and Pissed Off
YouTube video by Patrick Balester
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, you honestly can’t say that Enid Blyton isn’t prepared to move with the times.
BBC headline: Five arrested as counter-terror police investigate major incident near RAF Fairford
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.
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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone who thinks a history degree is necessarily better than an engineering degree or vice versa are imbeciles.
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They probably forgot what happened the last time they rolled out a similar "freezing" meme.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 27/09/2026
I'm somewhat reminded of the tedious people who infested nearly every technical forum in 1999 declaring that Y2K was going to lead to the end of civilisation and that everyone was burying their heads in the sand, while we all got on with the work and then went out on new years eve and had beer...
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could quote pretty much this entire article by @mjrobbins.com on the bizarre psychology of the AI apocalypse freaks, but you should just read it instead. Such a relief to see someone express my feelings so eloquently. martinrobbins.substack.com/p/the-ai-apo...
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why Reform UK's increasing embrace of the 'blackshorts' is likely to kill off Nigel Farage's last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister adambienkov.substack.com/p/how-the-fa...
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How the Fascist ‘BlackShorts’ Will Bring Down Nigel Farage
Reform’s embrace of this new violent racist street movement risks ending Farage’s last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The one thing your viewers can know for sure is that we believe in controlling spending and reducing taxes, not increasing taxes," says Conservative Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp, whose own government raised taxes to their highest level in more than 70 years, just two years ago.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'.
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Rob Sherry 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇱 @robsherry.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Idiot who negotiated the Brexit deal which removed the Dublin agreement says what?
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russian propagandists: "A nuclear war in Europe can easily be won. Europe is the source of all the main ills of humanity and Russia’s main misfortune." The source of Russia's misfortune is Putin.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"we have left your F-35 parts with a neighbour"
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 25/09/2026
There www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-aH...
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The Cinematic Orchestra - A Caged Bird/Imitations of Life (feat. Roots Manuva)
YouTube video by tcoVEVO
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