Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I'm watching X-Files and its kind of crazy that the guy who made Jeepers Creepers stole like the entire idea from like the second fucking episode of one of the most popular shows of all time and got away with it huh? 010 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"My dream island had Suicune!" "My dream island had a new hair style!" All of my dream islands have had a plain white stool and like half a carton of milk what the fuck are you all using to bribe Drifloon? 010 0
Reposted by Gefdoublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute 1232941197 0
Reposted by Gefinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it 111279215 0
Reposted by Gefleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane 5289142110 0
Reposted by GefGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024it's kind of crazy how that spectral forest is encroaching on town more and more every day but I gotta admit those distant voices beckoning us to enter and walk deep deep beyond the pale white trees are starting to make some pretty compelling arguments 731568 0
Reposted by Gef〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025james cameron every couple of years for some reason: 36108253072 0
Reposted by GefRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/11/2025son it is time for cruelty (rerun) 9586129 0
Reposted by GefJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator 1049196 0
Reposted by GefMatt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote? 8054601078 0
Reposted by Geffarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 19/11/2025“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event 4595104 0
Reposted by Gef💉LATXY!📺 @latxy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!💖 (Commission for /KouettSansLit ! ) 1232107 0
Reposted by Gefsoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 19/11/2025preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while 1367686 0
Reposted by Gefnash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually 141043114 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025If I wrote a book about a machine that generates art by consuming all drinking water I'd get complaints for how on the nose the metaphor of humanity destroying its most spiritually fulfilling endeavor while also destroying the most basic resource to continue life. AND YET. 010 0
Reposted by GefKate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’ 252698450 0
Reposted by GefEndless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/06/2025"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it" My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever 14182213382 0
Reposted by Gefweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/11/2025He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea 481146154 0
Reposted by GefIrregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 16/11/2025holidays are coming 🎶 6941338 0
Reposted by GefGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2025In the future houses will just shove a snowball worth of cocaine right up your nose 926129 0
Reposted by GefPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda 627262 0
Reposted by GefSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/11/2025CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret 1289181730 0
Reposted by GefFat Crow/Buizel > MFF '26 @chibibuizel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Who else remembers a few years ago when the Jujutsu Kaisen movie made almost 200 million at the box office and the dub cast got like $300 tops 5964464 0
Reposted by GefLemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 02/11/2025“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty” 122051616 0
Reposted by GefDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025lol she got his ass and he knows it 451288436243 0
Reposted by GefSonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Hidden in the villiage area of Aptos in 'Sonic Unleashed' are two realistic cats, just chilling in the sun. 1737681386 0
Reposted by Gefinverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025sonic had a rough transition 5252241355 0
Reposted by GefCelina the Fermented @celina0801.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works 71480582 0
Reposted by GefDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025IT (2017) 021442 0
Reposted by GefMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/10/2025if knowingly starving millions of americans while he builds a gilded ballroom isn't cause for revolution then i'm not sure what is 8441331001 0
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