Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I'm watching X-Files and its kind of crazy that the guy who made Jeepers Creepers stole like the entire idea from like the second fucking episode of one of the most popular shows of all time and got away with it huh? 010 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"My dream island had Suicune!" "My dream island had a new hair style!" All of my dream islands have had a plain white stool and like half a carton of milk what the fuck are you all using to bribe Drifloon? 010 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Dont get me wrong I love this kind of stuff, I haven't felt this unnerved by something since I first found a redead in OoT when I was six lol. That entire area was a 10/10, I just needed to know if wasn't missing some secret to the ghost lady lol. 041 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Hey man loving the game but I have to know: Is there more to this thing or does it just exist to terrify me on a level I haven't felt since I was six? 130 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Loving the game so far, but the rising lava sequence in Abandoned Barrack is one of the most infuriatingly designed things I have ever done. Not a compliment, that entire sequence felt like an evil roblox obby designed to make me break my controller. Everything else has been great though. 020 0
Reposted by Gefdoublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute 1232941197 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Oh fuck yeah been waiting for this! They're adding an exclusive helmet shaped like a facebugger hahaha... Zero mod support though. 010 0
Reposted by Gefinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it 111279215 0
Reposted by Gefleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane 5289142110 0
Reposted by GefGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024it's kind of crazy how that spectral forest is encroaching on town more and more every day but I gotta admit those distant voices beckoning us to enter and walk deep deep beyond the pale white trees are starting to make some pretty compelling arguments 731568 0
Reposted by Gef〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025james cameron every couple of years for some reason: 36108253072 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Absolutely horrifying. Thank god Fuentes is a literally shit pants coward crybaby who'd never have the nerve to put himself on the world stage like that. Even if he did, those pictures if him cowering punching a woman after he got doxxed would probably chase voters away. 061 0
Reposted by GefRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/11/2025son it is time for cruelty (rerun) 9586129 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Im still pretty confident Elon used his starlink to right the election somehow... 030 0
Reposted by GefJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator 1049196 0
Reposted by GefMatt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote? 8054601078 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Remember Bean Dad? That whole thing made my favorite podcast change their intro song. Weird times. 040 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Youre gonna go back there and it'll be nothing but an empty lot that hasn't seen a property on it since the 1920's. Mexican Restaurant? Why...Mexican Restaurant has been dead for 90 years... 010 0
Reposted by Geffarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 19/11/2025“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event 4595104 0
Reposted by Gef💉LATXY!📺 @latxy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!💖 (Commission for /KouettSansLit ! ) 1232107 0
Reposted by Gefsoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 19/11/2025preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while 1367686 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Why aren't you going after x?" Well, Mr. PRESIDENT, they currently aren't the leader of the fucking free world. 010 0
Reposted by Gefnash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually 141043114 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025If I wrote a book about a machine that generates art by consuming all drinking water I'd get complaints for how on the nose the metaphor of humanity destroying its most spiritually fulfilling endeavor while also destroying the most basic resource to continue life. AND YET. 010 0
Reposted by GefKate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’ 252698450 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Maximum Overdrive is the exception to this.media.tenor.coma truck with a green monster face on itALT: a truck with a green monster face on it 010 0
Reposted by GefEndless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/06/2025"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it" My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever 14182213382 0
Reposted by Gefweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/11/2025He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea 481146154 0
Reposted by GefIrregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 16/11/2025holidays are coming 🎶 6941338 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I got incredibly lucky, my entire time playing my GameCube as a kid I never had any of my Mad Katz cards die on me. Only save file I ever lost was my fault, I reset Animal Crossing while it was saving and lost the whole damn town. 020 0
Reposted by GefGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2025In the future houses will just shove a snowball worth of cocaine right up your nose 926129 0
Gef @geftalks.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Got mine for $40 a few months ago and other than the dpad its possibly my favorite controller ever. 020 0
