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Mr Greenz

@geckomaxz.bsky.social
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18+, shepherd to herd of bot accounts (can’t be bothered to block the random follows), wearing little Bo peep hat

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22/09/2026
We’re opening a path to new nuclear generation in Illinois.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drew lock
a lock i drew
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Jack In The Box
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Jack In The Box
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My beautiful son & has died in a terrible accident. Please say a prayer for him tonight.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Did Cremieux also provide Zohran’s skull measurements, and if so, why didn’t you publish that?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The Louvre Of Bluesky (2025-2025)
a photo of the louvre museum in paris, with the bluesky logo above it. below is "Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You" and the words "Mourn Ya 'Til We Join Ya"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
working on stuff
screenshot: Publishers Marketplace Deal Report
Category: Fiction: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
May 15, 2015
50007 By Jon Bois
Imprint: Tor
Sportswriter, documentary filmmaker, and executive producer at Secret Base Jon Bois's 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY, about the future history of footbal, from the perspective of a sentient space probe, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, by Kate McKean at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency.
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Linguica @linguica.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
that guy in front of the black mesa resonance cascade
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Klarnaing a goon wand while the economy crashes around me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
working on stuff
screenshot from part four of Fool Time part 4 dropping in early april. four split screens:
- map of 1850s telegraph network
- newspaper article listing Home Improvement episode: "When Bob Vila appears as a guest on 'Tool Time,' Tim challenges him to a tool knowledge competition."
- photo of Bob Vila labeled as "Mr. France"
- still of Home Improvement episode: Al and Tim on the "Tool Time" set while Bob Vila lies motionless on the floor
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
Kevin Sorbo ‹
@ksorbs
CONSERVATIVE
Interest rates are not Christian.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
went to the store
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Censureship vote is just a complete failure on the parts of Hakeem Jeffries and Katherine Clark. LBJ would’ve personally threatened and shown his penis to anyone who even thought about voting up that shit. What kind of whip can’t get their party to stand in solidarity with another member?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Every Wednesday is “Ash” Wednesday for Pokémon who are also intensely devoted to their faith
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025
Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening theonion.com/movie-t...
“This never happened when Captain America was white.”

Lauren Gingles, Plastics Exporter
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
new video: FOOL TIME, PART 3 OF 4 aka the "disasters at sea" episode written and directed by jon up now for our patreon members (subscriptions start at $5/mo)
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FOOL TIME, Part 3 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
Get more from Secret Base on Patreon
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In 2011, it was a majority opinion in the GOP that Obama was not American. Only 21% of the GOP accepted that he was born in Hawaii in that same poll. This was not fringe. GOP members argued about whether he was a trans prostitute or an african sleeper agent. www.politico.com/story/2011/0...
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51% of GOP voters: Obama foreign
Half of Republican primary voters think the president was born abroad, according to a new poll.
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domvan @domvan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
A heatmap distribution of the average shot taken in an NBA season, comparing ’04-05 to ‘24-25
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Palloma | COMMISSIONS OPEN @crowlls.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Ask AI! Want to try it with AI? Try our AI tool! Quickly add images with AI!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped
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New Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 24/02/2025
And yes, your ears do not deceive you. That's the mighty KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD you're hearing. As we've now added not ONE, not TWO, but THREE songs from The Gizz into ULTRAKILL. (Available for your listening pleasure in the Cyber Grind.) Thanks, Lads! DevilMayQuake.com
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ripping the copper out of my neighbor’s walls and telling them I’ve saved them hundreds of dollars
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/02/2025
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/02/2025
help help i'm libbing out
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can’t believe transportation commissar Pete Buttigieg was single-handedly holding the airline industry together. Incredible
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
anyone who likes my stuff should check out hydn. the production and writing in this one are so fun youtu.be/ZByUhrkn9uk?...
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the longest baseball game ever
YouTube video by hydn
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pathbar @pafbar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
hiiii #indieanimationday!!! here is my series i'm working on, Harbor City, WV! It follows a crew of goofy animal people through their daily lives, in the visual style of an old point-and-click adventure game!
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
shitty edit putting gex on the map of the gulf of mexico and it says gulf of gexico with the gex logo
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/02/2025
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next. Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.
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I no longer work at Secret Base... Now what?
After 8 years of working at Vox Media, SB Nation & Secret Base my chapter there has abruptly closed. So what next? Let's talk about itPatreon is here: https:...
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 08/02/2025
As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community. No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality. Hate has no home here.
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Jasozz @jasozzgames.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
hmmmmmmmmff 🍷
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
Dr Strangelove, President Merkin Muffley , Group Captain Lionel Mandrake (all Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
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Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’ve seen enough. The Browns are dead in the water, they need a dynamic player to get something going on offense. Jerry Jeudy is not good enough to stop Jameis from throwing picks. They need a Super Bowl caliber player. The Browns need to put Kadarius Toney in on offense.
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