Reposted by Mr GreenzGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22/09/2026We’re opening a path to new nuclear generation in Illinois. 1935435
Reposted by Mr GreenzThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Jack In The Box theonion.comJack In The Box 8846107
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done 913088235
Reposted by Mr GreenzThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher 654515646
Reposted by Mr Greenzonion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen 844583569
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025My beautiful son & has died in a terrible accident. Please say a prayer for him tonight. 030
Reposted by Mr GreenzHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon 8860661170
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Did Cremieux also provide Zohran’s skull measurements, and if so, why didn’t you publish that? 040
Reposted by Mr GreenzJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The Louvre Of Bluesky (2025-2025) 1262074275
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Klarnaing a goon wand while the economy crashes around me 010
Reposted by Mr GreenzThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide 1394549483
Reposted by Mr GreenzKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership: 1376782630
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/03/2025further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro 501970135
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Censureship vote is just a complete failure on the parts of Hakeem Jeffries and Katherine Clark. LBJ would’ve personally threatened and shown his penis to anyone who even thought about voting up that shit. What kind of whip can’t get their party to stand in solidarity with another member? 000
Reposted by Mr GreenzBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Every Wednesday is “Ash” Wednesday for Pokémon who are also intensely devoted to their faith 537729
Reposted by Mr GreenzThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening theonion.com/movie-t... 13175797
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2025new video: FOOL TIME, PART 3 OF 4 aka the "disasters at sea" episode written and directed by jon up now for our patreon members (subscriptions start at $5/mo)patreon.comFOOL TIME, Part 3 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret BaseGet more from Secret Base on Patreon 928828
Reposted by Mr Greenzgrimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 27/02/2025In 2011, it was a majority opinion in the GOP that Obama was not American. Only 21% of the GOP accepted that he was born in Hawaii in that same poll. This was not fringe. GOP members argued about whether he was a trans prostitute or an african sleeper agent. www.politico.com/story/2011/0...politico.com51% of GOP voters: Obama foreignHalf of Republican primary voters think the president was born abroad, according to a new poll. 37513
Reposted by Mr Greenzdomvan @domvan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting? 441407140
Reposted by Mr GreenzPalloma | COMMISSIONS OPEN @crowlls.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Ask AI! Want to try it with AI? Try our AI tool! Quickly add images with AI! 271853747
Reposted by Mr Greenzkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/02/2025"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped 171023230
Reposted by Mr GreenzNew Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 24/02/2025And yes, your ears do not deceive you. That's the mighty KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD you're hearing. As we've now added not ONE, not TWO, but THREE songs from The Gizz into ULTRAKILL. (Available for your listening pleasure in the Cyber Grind.) Thanks, Lads! DevilMayQuake.com 15901223
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Ripping the copper out of my neighbor’s walls and telling them I’ve saved them hundreds of dollars 000
Reposted by Mr GreenzGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/02/2025The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame. 7793852910117
Reposted by Mr Greenzlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/02/2025help help i'm libbing out 23151798
Reposted by Mr GreenzCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/02/2025(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u... 6821885391
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Can’t believe transportation commissar Pete Buttigieg was single-handedly holding the airline industry together. Incredible 010
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/02/2025anyone who likes my stuff should check out hydn. the production and writing in this one are so fun youtu.be/ZByUhrkn9uk?...youtu.bethe longest baseball game everYouTube video by hydn 2181956
Reposted by Mr Greenzpathbar @pafbar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024hiiii #indieanimationday!!! here is my series i'm working on, Harbor City, WV! It follows a crew of goofy animal people through their daily lives, in the visual style of an old point-and-click adventure game! 13941273
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2025some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him 213666260
Reposted by Mr GreenzThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/02/2025GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%. 1195683757
Reposted by Mr GreenzKofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next. Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it. buff.lyI no longer work at Secret Base... Now what?After 8 years of working at Vox Media, SB Nation & Secret Base my chapter there has abruptly closed. So what next? Let's talk about itPatreon is here: https:... 2893895317
Reposted by Mr GreenzGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 08/02/2025As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community. No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality. Hate has no home here. 1221582238000
Reposted by Mr GreenzJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/12/2024atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn 732135247
Reposted by Mr GreenzSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits 1051665
Mr Greenz @geckomaxz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I’ve seen enough. The Browns are dead in the water, they need a dynamic player to get something going on offense. Jerry Jeudy is not good enough to stop Jameis from throwing picks. They need a Super Bowl caliber player. The Browns need to put Kadarius Toney in on offense. 120