✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Invincible is the best animated show I’ve seen since Solo Leveling and I’m mad at myself for taking this long. 010
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Years ago I made an ex a painting for (almost) every Denis Villeneuve film. I regret gifting them to him— I found out he threw them away. Redoing them for ME this time. ✨ 020
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026When you're hungry, but all the food in your house needs to be cooked ...so you just stay like 213313
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Got bored and gave myself a fuckass long bob. 050
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Just popped in to say FUCK YEAH MICHAEL B JORDAN. Okay goodbye. 000
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/02/2026[Skeeting incredibly mediocre opinions while almost all of North America is asleep and getting no engagement] "Bluesky is dying." 16815
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨hunter nicole🐾 @cleannpuppie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026how it feels knowing i have cigarettes in my purse 081
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026A 36 pack of multi flavored Moon Pies? And it ain’t even my birfday. 010
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 21/02/2026Him "I understand people falling for a charismatic leader or whatever but who finds him charismatic??" Me: "ok so you know how dick pill spam is deliberately misspelled so only the dumbest people reply?" 0457
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Oh my god stop trying to make The Fantastic Four happen 011
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨labia🕎menorah @hillzy.ca · 21/02/2026quick question, when will i LEARN 231
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026stg I cum my pants when I’m watching a new movie trailer and I hear “Hello, Sidney…” HERE WE GO AGAIN (also I am very late to the party I had no clue this was happening) 000
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Gale Dekarios is a fuckass man tbh but boy is he smoove like butta. 000
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If you're happy and you know it eat a bug 69335
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨ PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Lighting in a bottle is my stage name 13319
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I need hikers to stop lording their happy-go-lucky attitude over me 711943
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You're trying your best, Steve. You're trying your best! 235326
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 19/02/2026this group chat could have been a torch wielding mob 0154
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 17/10/2024I always carry an extra salisbury steak in my back pocket for emergencies 1525281
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I yearn for discontinued cereals and new Jenna Marbles content. This is the aching nostalgia I suffer. Being a millennial is just tragedy after tragedy. 010
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I started writing again and it’s becoming clearer and clearer to me why most writers are depressed alcoholic drug addicts. Hard make brain make thought. 030
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Baulders Gate was really great until I got tricked into eating a cat. 010
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/02/2026shaking my ass (threateningly) 411121
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I watched “I’m thinking of ending things” recently and all I have to say is “ugh… men.” 010
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Take me to the hat man Diphenhydramine Daddy 🫶🏼✨💕 010
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/02/2026not to be racist or anything, but all pedophiles should be shot directly into the sun 615229
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Joshua in his sleep just now: he needs help Me: who? Joshua: Dwayne the rock Johnson Me: …what could we possibly help the rock with that he could not do himself? Joshua: Feel. Me: ?????? 000
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“nobody beats the jizz”, and other unpopular porn parodies. 010
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Perhaps if we all start listening to dubstep again 1145
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Praying for peace, but not in a “stop war” way but a “omg shut the fuck up” kind of way. But the other thing too I suppose. 000
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/02/2026yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis 158022
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Exciting new cocktail for 2026 It’s just shards of a finely broken glass inside of a larger glass. Bottoms up! 041
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/01/2026Especially if said interview is on their property. You’ll see their wives/kids wandering around in the background like a lost spirit. 171
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I hate to be controversial (oh wait no I don’t) but goddamn, conservative Americans really are THE dumbest people alive, aren’t they? Watch your average interview. Nothing moving behind those eyes except the dull flicker of a dead filament. 040
✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026hello Bsky: am not dead, just sleepin see you in spring ✨media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a bed with a blue blanket and white pillowAlt: a cartoon drawing of a bed with a blue blanket and white pillow 020
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I've got 99 symptoms, but I'm gonna find one more because I hate uneven numbers 0779
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Please don’t offer me a positive perspective about my illness when I'm trying to be a hater 😂 2686
Reposted by ✨Ash the Stampede✨Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned. 22648741236