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✨Ash the Stampede✨

@gato-noir.bsky.social
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clever bio explaining why im a bitch consistently voted most underrated skyline ALLY: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸🍃🧡

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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Invincible is the best animated show I’ve seen since Solo Leveling and I’m mad at myself for taking this long.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Years ago I made an ex a painting for (almost) every Denis Villeneuve film. I regret gifting them to him— I found out he threw them away. Redoing them for ME this time. ✨
My paintings for Indendis and Dune
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When you're hungry, but all the food in your house needs to be cooked ...so you just stay like
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Got bored and gave myself a fuckass long bob.
Me and my fuck ass Bob
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just popped in to say FUCK YEAH MICHAEL B JORDAN. Okay goodbye.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Batman you look fine scene
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
[Skeeting incredibly mediocre opinions while almost all of North America is asleep and getting no engagement] "Bluesky is dying."
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Liam Nissan Ultima I’ll see myself out
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hunter nicole🐾 @cleannpuppie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
how it feels knowing i have cigarettes in my purse
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Come on
4 panel silly comic in black lines only. A blob guy has a big pencil. It says “I draw”. In the second panel he seems happy with his drawing and it says “all done yeah”. Panel 3 shows him holding up the drawing of a triangle with legs and a happy face. He goes “come on”. In the final panel he’s very pleased with himself, closes his eyes and tells himself “I’m a bit incredible”
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A 36 pack of multi flavored Moon Pies? And it ain’t even my birfday.
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 21/02/2026
Him "I understand people falling for a charismatic leader or whatever but who finds him charismatic??" Me: "ok so you know how dick pill spam is deliberately misspelled so only the dumbest people reply?"
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oh my god stop trying to make The Fantastic Four happen
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labia🕎menorah @hillzy.ca · 21/02/2026
quick question, when will i LEARN
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
stg I cum my pants when I’m watching a new movie trailer and I hear “Hello, Sidney…” HERE WE GO AGAIN (also I am very late to the party I had no clue this was happening)
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Gale Dekarios is a fuckass man tbh but boy is he smoove like butta.
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you're happy and you know it eat a bug
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Lighting in a bottle is my stage name
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I need hikers to stop lording their happy-go-lucky attitude over me
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You're trying your best, Steve. You're trying your best!
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
this group chat could have been a torch wielding mob
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Save us, Captain Planet
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I always carry an extra salisbury steak in my back pocket for emergencies
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I can fix her
Orin
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I yearn for discontinued cereals and new Jenna Marbles content. This is the aching nostalgia I suffer. Being a millennial is just tragedy after tragedy.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I started writing again and it’s becoming clearer and clearer to me why most writers are depressed alcoholic drug addicts. Hard make brain make thought.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Baulders Gate was really great until I got tricked into eating a cat.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
shaking my ass (threateningly)
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I watched “I’m thinking of ending things” recently and all I have to say is “ugh… men.”
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wild at heart “sometimes when we’re making love you take me right over that rainbow”
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Scene from Wild at heart
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 01/10/2023
pobapo chisps
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Take me to the hat man Diphenhydramine Daddy 🫶🏼✨💕
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Who up Charlotting their Brontë?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
not to be racist or anything, but all pedophiles should be shot directly into the sun
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Joshua in his sleep just now: he needs help Me: who? Joshua: Dwayne the rock Johnson Me: …what could we possibly help the rock with that he could not do himself? Joshua: Feel. Me: ??????
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“nobody beats the jizz”, and other unpopular porn parodies.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Perhaps if we all start listening to dubstep again
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Praying for peace, but not in a “stop war” way but a “omg shut the fuck up” kind of way. But the other thing too I suppose.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/02/2026
yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Exciting new cocktail for 2026 It’s just shards of a finely broken glass inside of a larger glass. Bottoms up!
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/01/2026
Especially if said interview is on their property. You’ll see their wives/kids wandering around in the background like a lost spirit.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I hate to be controversial (oh wait no I don’t) but goddamn, conservative Americans really are THE dumbest people alive, aren’t they? Watch your average interview. Nothing moving behind those eyes except the dull flicker of a dead filament.
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✨Ash the Stampede✨ @gato-noir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
hello Bsky: am not dead, just sleepin see you in spring ✨
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a cartoon drawing of a bed with a blue blanket and white pillow
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a bed with a blue blanket and white pillow
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I've got 99 symptoms, but I'm gonna find one more because I hate uneven numbers
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Please don’t offer me a positive perspective about my illness when I'm trying to be a hater 😂
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned.
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