Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 15hthinking about how i got turned down for a job that would’ve been training an ai bot how to do my job and taking the biggest sigh of relief you have ever heard 160
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 16hshould i have myself a cunty winter, never seen em available in a 42 🥲 150
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 17hall this cornell rapist talk is giving me severe anxiety 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026ordered a second pair of clogs, dopamine arriving tomorrow 🥰 010
Reposted by Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026using a comically large slingshot to bodyslam myself into a wall 161
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026i’ve been up since 5:30am so i cleaned the kitchen and smoked a lil weed 011
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026keep seeing those rice krispy treats but ruffles on my insta now i know what im making tomorrow night 000
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026Steely: *motioning at the treat drawer* me: i’m sorry i can’t Steely: *whining under his breath* me: i’m sorry, i already brushed your teeth the treats are all do— also me: ok here you go 130
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 28/09/2026i am upset about my dutch oven’s enamel having a chip in it years old 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 28/09/2026the new U2 song is very good, sarry if this offends 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026gonna embrace my inner white girl and make a pumpkin spice syrup 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026using a comically large slingshot to bodyslam myself into a wall 161
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026enjoying the fruits of my labour (clean makeup brushes) 130
Reposted by Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 25/09/2026mood 0414
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 25/09/2026this girl on instagram is ripping on taylor swift, called her husband a lunk head im crying 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 25/09/2026getting absolutely LIT up by the @notnotnuanced.bsky.social RTs, ON FRIDAY NO LESS 120
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 25/09/2026i am a true millennial in that the balenciaga city bag permanently altered my brain chemistry in 2003 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 24/09/2026ass too thick, diet coke so crispy, bong ripping BAcK 180
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 24/09/2026might be getting money this week so i’m mentally queueing a list of things i want to buy 050
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 24/09/2026@peteforgets.bsky.social happy birthday queen 🩷🩷🩷 love ya! 220
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 23/09/2026held onto my floral rag and bone chelsea boots for so long that they’re back in style :) 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 22/09/2026be an early applicant to *squints* a job posted three (3) months ago .. 22 ppl clicked apply 🫡 040
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 22/09/2026sorry i cant come into work my benis is stuck in my dong 280
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 21/09/2026i need a bong rip and a diet coke so bad, why was the interview 2 HOURS??? am i fucking doctor 1100
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 21/09/2026i can’t believe i’m subjecting myself to the humiliation ritual of going to an in person interview today, i haven’t interviewed IRL since 2018 240
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 20/09/2026sent this to jason and the new owner blocked me 0121
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 20/09/2026arguing with someone on instagram about shitty influencers is my life’s passion 040
Reposted by Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 20/09/2026no thanks i smoke mids in my bed with my wife 0123
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 20/09/2026guys i used to fry my hair to an actual crisp, 2000s were wild 090
