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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Eu nunca pensei q Bachman-Turner Overdrive seria minha música de fossa essa semana e sinceramente estou feliz com isso
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
what if the youngers ask how america wound up in possession of Hawaii in the first place?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I find eminem fascinating because he's truly one of the great contradictory artists of our time. Take the line "love is evol spell it backwards I'll show ya" , elite wordplay that almost nobody else would think of while at the same time being one of the tritest sentences ever written in english.
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Cody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My news feed for the past 24 hours.
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It's about time serial killers stop preying just the poor for a change
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Skeleton Claw @skeletonclaw.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 05/12/2024
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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@LuLuRoche @luluroche.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Saw Galaxy Quest in theaters last night, a perfect movie. Alan Rickman’s arc is so beautiful, finding real meaning in a line he used to scorn, always find it very moving
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thanks to Spotify wrapped I can be even worse at small talk by answering “small room strut bubblegrunge” when someone asks me what type of music I listen to
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Bease @handle.invalid · 04/12/2024
C'mon, guys
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Todos os posts gringos q vi hj parecem de bot
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John Eastwood @johnaeastwood.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Goal of the protagonist in: French film: "to fall in love" British film: "to get married" Russian film: "to become a great man" American film: "to kill that fuckin' shark"
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a shark is swimming in the ocean with the word jaws on the bottom right
ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with the word jaws on the bottom right
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Será uma consequência direta desse site ser menos tóxico q o twitter, ele estar cheio de posts fora temer core?
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yes I need Muppet Apocalypse Now and Muppet Waterloo pls
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Eu confesso q eu poderia ficar sem esses 15 tweets gringos por dia falando de como o bluesky é melhor q twitter, pq é sempre gente q fala q o problema do twitter era sempre só os outros, o q eu acho um red flag
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
🎶 Sing us a song you’re the piano preset on a Yamaha DX7 man 🎶
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Happy Sunday!!! :)
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I found it. I found my evil twin
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God @thegodshow.com · 28/11/2024
the best thing about Thanksgiving is when you smoke a big ass joint
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Doido como aconteceu com o country Americano o mesmo que com o sertanejo br São equivalentes até nisso
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
TL cheia de gringo descrevendo o bluesky como se fosse um retiro holístico é meio engraçado
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/11/2024
The “just a chill guy” meme is vaguely aggravating, don’t care for it
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Quantum of Solace kinda did that tho, and everyone seems to hate the poor thing
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Charlie Kirk Burguer Tão Sloppy Que Já Vai Jorrando Maionese @agp.transgender.quest · 27/11/2024
*loud incorrect buzzer*
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Kodoji - Fernando da Rosa @kodoji.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
foto do sean kingston, autor da música "beautiful girls"
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"will"
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HaloooOooOo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...
Prince performing the greatest unrehearsed guitar solo of all time on While My Guitar Gently Weeps at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I am so tired of waiting, aren’t you, For the world to become good and beautiful and kind?  Let’s take a knife and cut the world in two- And see what worms are eating At the rind.      Langston Hughes
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i think its nice if people wanna sing along to a movie musical
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Anthropomorphic Hot Dog Wearing Sunglasses, Skateboarding
A four Panel comic strip: 

A giant hot dog with arms and a face is seen wearing sunglasses, a cigarette dangling from his mouth. An unseen voice says "Hey is that an anthropomorphic hot dog wearing sunglasses and smoking?" Another voice replies "he's such a bad boy."

Wider now, we see that the hot dog, who is also wearing shoes, is riding a skateboard on a city sidewalk as the voices continue to speak about him, saying that "His absurd nature reflects the chaos of our world" and that "he's like some sort of avatar that represents how I feel."

The Hot Dog man pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and says "any sort of radical movement or aesthetic will in time become commodified. The act of rebellion itself constantly at risk of being made a product." 
A small rock sits on the sidewalk in front of him.

The giant hot dog's skateboard runs into the rock, knocking him off and sending him crashing into a utility pole, which causes his casing to snap, flinging the cigarette and his sunglasses from his face. He simply says "whatever."
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Someone at work just asked how Mischka (my celebrity cat) is doing. This is how he is doing:
tabby cat on back with head twisted to side
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Dr. Twyla Baker @indigenia.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Is there anything so validating as when someone knows or acknowledges the cryptic culture references you make randomly? 🥰 That’s when you know they’re your people. 😂
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s called progressive rock because of the type of lenses its listeners have to wear.
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s called journalism
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
é feita de sopinha de xícara que fofo
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
eu gostei mais das musicas do coringa 2 do que eu deveria com ctz, e queria que o filme ao redor deles fosse melhor
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World of Engineering @engineers.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Life tip: when someone has headphones in, they’re not looking for a conversation.
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Lambert @gato-almuerzo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Mds eu chorei vendo um vídeo do YouTube sobre o filme Ainda Estou Aqui
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Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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