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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/10/2026
I’ve never heard the word “sperm” used in an action movie this much
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/10/2026
In tonight’s Hell Zone we confront Roddy Piper’s 1988 confusing action vehicle about fighting mutant frogs in the post-apocalypse, Hell Comes To Frogtown. Can the Hell Zone Cavaliers handle the frightening new fetishes on display? Count them along with us!
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003: Hell Comes To Frogtown (1988)
Podcast Episode · The Hell Zone · October 2 · 1h 44m
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 18/09/2026
In tonight’s Hell Zone we discuss Sylvester Stallone’s gritty 1986 fascist copaganda spectacle Cobra. Enter the Hell Zone with us as we explore the Oscar award-winning screenwriter’s heartfelt argument for the suspension of civil rights, in between cool gunfights and explosions.
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002: Cobra (1986)
Podcast Episode · The Hell Zone · September 18 · 1h 32m
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 04/09/2026
At last: The New Hell Zone Experience is here. In tonight’s episode, we watch Sean P. Donahue take multiple beatings, fall off cliffs, and get hit by cars, all in the name of justice! Enter The Hell Zone! @fredo.bsky.social @tombgins.bsky.social
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001: Parole Violators (1994)
Podcast Episode · The Hell Zone · September 4 · 2h 4m
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 03/09/2026
this seems to be the only way you can watch the movie for the first episode, Parole Violators (1994)
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Parole Violators- 1994
YouTube video by Adjusted Tracking
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/09/2026
got The New Hell Zone Experience Special Musical Preview 1987 uploaded to the NEW thehell dot zone, in order to delight and entertain you with the musical themes we will be playing just for you in every episode. First episode THIS Hell Zone Friday! Apple and Spotify soon!!!! See you in Hell!!!!!!
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The Hell Zone — A podcast where I make my friends watch violent action movies
Get more from The Hell Zone on Patreon. A podcast where I make my friends watch violent action movies. Support The Hell Zone and get exclusive access to their work.
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/08/2026
next Friday is Hell Zone Friday once again … for the first time. please enjoy the New Hell Zone Experience on Apple, Spotify, or anywhere you get your “pod casts”. we will be enjoying the Donahue family masterpiece Parole Violators (1984)
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Parole Violators- 1994
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when I became a man, I put away childish things. then, when I became a man with money, I purchased a much larger collection of childish things
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hahahaha
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am genuinely so glad this guy is in charge of the military it’s like when a basketball team you hate hires doc rivers
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
did cavemen develop butt wiping techniques that have since been lost to time or did they just walk around all nasty
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Cable Guy (1996) gets a bad rap but you gotta at least give Ben Stiller credit for being the first to realize that Jim Carey actually has fairly wretched vibes
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
nominative determinism
the 82-0 statline for Chuck Person, a Person who Chucked
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
haven’t posted in a while I got stuck in the sewer
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
nobody bug me for the next 10 hours
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I am simply gonna have to go with Harakiri (1962) it is a perfect script perfectly executed
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 04/07/2025
this July 4th, enjoy a Hell Zone classic. a true celebration of the spirit of the United States of America: First Blood (1982), with @tombgins.bsky.social.
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HZ05: First Blood w/Tomp
Movies I'd Like To Fix's Tomp travels to the bunker for the long-awaited return of Hell Zone. Tomp and host Arlan Hellison discuss the thinking man's explosion movie, First Blood.
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
killing people overseas makes the american press react the same way teens do in a romcom when the ugly girl puts her hair down and takes her glasses off
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
are you gonna do anything about it besides have one of your soulless interns write you a pithy social media post you mummified fuck?
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 06/06/2025
In tonight's Hell Zone, @fredo.bsky.social returns to discuss our first Ted Prior classic, 1987's Deadly Prey. Jorts will be worn. Waves of goons will be annihilated. Helicopters will explode (sort of). Join the Original Princes Of Hell* as we ask all the important questions. (*team name pending)
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HZ18: Deadly Prey (1987) w/Fredo
Enter the Hell Zone once again with Arlan Hellison and Fredo Fabrucci as they ask all the important questions about 1987's direct-to-VHS David Prior opus, Deadly Prey. The world's most ineffective mil
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
doesn’t really matter what the issue is I’m spending the whole time being like “omg that’s actually such a good point. wow I’m also just realizing how beautiful your eyes are…” to whoever’s talking
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
vanity fair please contact me I am willing to grant you an exclusive interview
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
*staring at a mummified caveman butthole* now what in the hell could they have used this thing for
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
haven’t posted much lately cuz I ran out of thoughts 😕
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
had a poem published today! please read and share, it’s good for my ego! www.picciolettabarca.com/posts/worm-h...
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La Piccioletta Barca | Worm Hook - by Tompkins Wald
Was I feeding the worm to the hook or the hook to the worm when at my father’s guidance I pressed the barb...
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I have a counter proposal: they should not post here and also you should not post here
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!! soundcloud.com/user-4668642...
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Dead Cat Bounce
Lyrics: Defenestrate your brain You don’t need it anymore Because The Devil’s holding court Out on the big dance floor He’s got all kinds of moves You’ve never seen before You give him all you got But
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!! soundcloud.com/user-4668642...
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Dead Cat Bounce
Lyrics: Defenestrate your brain You don’t need it anymore Because The Devil’s holding court Out on the big dance floor He’s got all kinds of moves You’ve never seen before You give him all you got But
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
👋hi there adobe! im here to connect you with my piss and my shit
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
a young baby turns in its crying mother’s arms and says “lady, you think YOU’VE got postpartum depresson???” I think about this a lot 😕
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
howling like cartoon wolf when I open this bad boy up and a giant centerfold of a 2x4 falls out
an issue of Wood magazine. on the cover is a picture of—you guessed it—some wood, with the caption “SIMPLY STUNNING”
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
screenshot of a text from my wife: Send that photo of that giant basketball player and his tiny wife!

I responded with an image of giant NBA player Boban Marjanovic and his tiny wife and she heart reacted the photo
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
AI freak who worked for one of the most disastrous campaigns in American history is tired of people blaming the dems
Mike Nellis is a pioneering social impact entrepreneur, former Senior Advisor to Vice President Kamala Harris, and an expert in AI-powered political strategy
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
me on judgement day listening to everyone’s sins being laid bare for all of existence: this could’ve been an email 🙄
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/02/2025
in today’s Hell Zone Pod Cast I am joined by @tombgins.bsky.social to discuss the second Predator film, Predator 2: a badass cast and a worse story and an Electronic Murder Frisbee and Lore and like a solid dozen alien costumes plus your good friends from the internet (Arlan and Tomp)
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HZ17: Predator 2 (1990) w/Tomp
Arlan and returning guest Tomp discuss the Just Fine sequel to Predator 1, Predator 2. With a cool cast but no Arnold we instead get racism and weed and grotesque violence in the distant, gang-torn st
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
me returning to the Hell Zone
the album cover for meatloaf’s classic album Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
me and who me and who ME AND WHO ME AND WHO
Carlos Correa and Byron Buxton photographed together with their hands just barely touching in an extremely intriguing manner
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
would you believe me if I told you all this guy’s music sounds like shit
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
film theory major in 2025: The Gabaghoul, like so many monsters of the big screen, can be seen as manifesting a repressed fear of the “other” within the American subconscious. The Gabaghoul in the 1934 movie “The Gabaghoul Strikes Again”: GRRRR ME TALK WITH ME HANDS GRRRR ME KILL YOU WITH PIZZA
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I have received reports that after many setbacks the dems have successfully opened the tuna melt video
a screenshot of the opening of the ark of the covenant from the first indiana jones movie
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
the democrats are in a top secret bunker studying a video of a shitty tuna melt. we just need to hold out until they decipher the tuna melt video’s godlike powers
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
*talking to a rebellious youth* well, I can think of a certain Carpenter who was also a little rebellious in HIS youth. And yeah, he had trouble working within “the system,” just like you. But that didn’t stop him from making The Thing or Big Trouble in Little China now did it?
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this mf is gonna be walking around with a notebook
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is what every list of potential dem candidates for 2028 looks like
screenshot of an article titled: 17 unusual, bizarre, and downright weird dinosaurs
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I do think Trump VS Bush really highlights the liberal obsession with personal safety and propriety—they see Trump as obviously worse because he makes them feel personally unsafe. Bush was mostly killing people they don’t care about and he gave Michelle Obama candy so he’s fine.
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I wish liberals realized how fucking stupid they sound saying shit like “the genocide was going to happen either way”
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think Most Intentionally Funny Scene and Most Unintentionally Funny Scene should both be added as Oscars categories
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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
john pooper
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