Reposted by MichelangeloZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2023can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull 21933232
Michelangelo @garfield.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Who’s gonna take one for the team and deal with Ron desantis 010
Reposted by MichelangeloEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/07/2023Tragedy has struck. Elon Musk died today after a piano fell on him, he came out of the top of it and his teeth were all keys. 717818
Reposted by MichelangeloAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 01/07/2023attention new bluesky users: 35941221
Reposted by MichelangeloFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/07/2023I am also extremely worried about this. Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years. That’s gone now. 25762177
Reposted by MichelangeloJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/07/2023You’ve gotta give Elon Musk some credit: Sure, he transformed Twitter into a haven for misinformation where the worst people on earth can pay to be first in your replies, but at least it doesn’t work 121388274
Michelangelo @garfield.bsky.social · 02/07/2023The teamsters have UPS by the balls rn and we’ve voted to strike if our demands aren’t met so if they don’t give us what we want y’all will not be getting your packages 000
Reposted by MichelangeloRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 02/07/2023"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that. 1563717788
Reposted by MichelangeloJacob @jacobdotgov.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Limiting the number of posts that users can read is a great choice. I’m sure advertisers will love it 6959
Reposted by Michelangeloryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/07/2023Elon is such a dick that Mark Zuckerberg got his first piece of positive buzz in a decade at the prospect of beating him to a pulp 2925
Reposted by Michelangelorachel @pudu.bsky.social · 01/07/2023running around in circles in my enclosure bc i've been deprived of my required daily posts on the other site 06011
Reposted by Michelangelokilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2023this screencap is my new most valuable possession 1025540905
Reposted by MichelangeloViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2023You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing? 342577590
Reposted by Michelangeloonion person @junlper.beer · 01/07/2023i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please 485079643
Reposted by MichelangeloMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2023In order to stop myself from shitting the bed, we’ve decided to get rid of beds. 1685
Reposted by MichelangeloHunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 01/07/2023This is the thing about the "now that the internet is dying, it's time to rejoin the real world." Lol, the real world is dying too. It was also killed by billionaires. 319042
Reposted by MichelangeloDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 01/07/2023“Elon must be destroying the site on purpose he can’t be that stupid!” Last week a billionaire imploded, literally, because he thought he could outsmart the laws of physics. Never being told “no” makes a person stupid. 212931
Reposted by MichelangeloGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/07/2023I turn off all the servers! I don't pay-a the rent!! Ohhh!! 110819
Reposted by MichelangeloAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023The truth is a lot of rich people get that way destroying businesses not running them well 520227
Reposted by MichelangeloMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2023As we all know, there is nothing more dangerous than users on your post-making app wanting to view posts on your post-making app 820013
Reposted by MichelangeloChris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon 119229
Reposted by MichelangeloFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/07/2023I hope Elon Musk’s whole asshole falls out 1921220
Reposted by MichelangeloDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 01/07/2023I feel like my generation experienced Peak Internet and we’re now on a downward trend. Google Search sucks. You can’t trust Amazon ratings. Twitter & Reddit are at war with their users. Every useful news site is paywalled and every garbage one is free. Turns out 2010s were the good old days. 962421499
Reposted by MichelangeloRob @robrousseau.bsky.social · 01/07/2023I tried to play off the Elon ruining twitter thing as being funny, "let it burn" etc but it actually just fucking sucks and is sad. pre-Musk twitter was garbage but it was our garbage 582117292
Reposted by MichelangeloAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/06/2023States who have banned gender affirming care are now 0-5 in court. 229953
