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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i just registered for the big spiel and it's a mix of OR an MN folks and our team name is you have died of hotdish. we're going to have the best uniform for this!

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i'm happy to see things are finally catching up to the coalition of the absolute worst people

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

omfg they're actually doing it!!!

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i can't believe people are laughing at this. pizzas only do this when they are injured or scared.

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 02/10/2026

Will is 100% right. Has happened to multiple clients of mine. One judge (not my case) has said that this isn't really release and ordered the person *actually* released. But it's forcing us habeas attorneys to win our cases twice (or more)

On September 9, 2026, Respondents permitted Pablo F. to exit the building where
he was detained, but he was immediately swarmed by four ICE officers and handcuffed as
soon as he stepped outside. (Doc. No. 25-3 at 4:48:45–4:49:26.)3
The officers drove him
to the back of the Whipple building and returned him to a holding cell. (Doc. No. 21 ¶¶ 8–
9; Doc. No. 25 ¶ 5.) During this encounter, officers dislocated Pablo F.’s shoulder. (Doc.
No. 21 ¶ 7.)4
Pablo F. now bringsthis Motion seeking to enforce the Court’s Order granting
the Petition.

Again, Respondents make no attempt whatsoever to support their assertion that
Pablo F. was released. Absent any such argument, the Court cannot agree that a reasonable
person would have felt free to leave when exiting the detention facility and immediately
being stopped by ICE officers. Likewise, absent some argument, the Court necessarily
concludes that Pablo F. was subject to restraints not shared by the public generally when
he took one step outside of the detention facility and was immediately stopped by ICE
officers who forcibly returned him to a detention cell. Because Respondents do not make
any legal argument that Pablo F. was ever meaningfully released from custody, the Court
grants the motion and orders Pablo F.’s release.6
6 To be clear, Pablo F. is not arguing, and the Court is not concluding, that an order of
release in a habeas matter renders unlawful any future arrests. Rather, the Court reaches
the narrow conclusion that because Respondents advance no legal argument in this case to
support their assertion that Pablo F. was released from custody, and because the
uncontested facts show that ICE officers immediately swarmed Pablo F. as soon as he
stepped out of the building, Pablo F. was not released from custody.

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my colleague made a pr implementing a custom load balancer yesterday and i said i think that was maybe not the right direction and we should use known off-the-shelf services so he closed his pr and today opened a new one where my suggestions are in all in the description in scare quotes 🤣

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Hal Incandenza @halinc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cannot disregard the possibility that whipping up Watergate trutherism gets extremely confused Floridian retirees to vote for a Senator Nixon

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just searched giphy for "stored" and discovered that stoned gif aficionados can't spell

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026

GOAT OR BIRD????

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

portlanders I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just saw a waymo on division

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

she's obviously tired. why won't she lay down and take a nap

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i just remembered that guy on tik tok who built an eel pit in his basement

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i cannot put into words how much i hate the tarmac bus

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i'm on the board of the curling club and tonight is our opening night party and now i'm supposed to mingle while all i can think about is the slut gnomes of false berlin. thanks a lot kenathon

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026

keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i'm still reeling from finding out a couple of days ago that i'm older than Jamelle Bouie

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

how did i know it was time to go outside and walk the dogs? my entire bluesky feed was reposts and discussion of the aella birthday gangbang sankey chart

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

going to go around insulting people by telling them they could get a job at the fbi

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

you really have to hand it to kash patel for ensuring that the fbi will now forever be thought of as bestiality practitioners

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026

Now here’s something everyone can enjoy www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

typo = was the grink there? bleak = did the grunch write that?

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

there are spiders everywhere rn. i haven't seen them this prolific in years

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dear Canadian immigration authorities - i'm a pretty decent club curler

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

there's some kids with a trebuchet at 1000 acres

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my friend sent me this with absolutely context

a black tshirt that says "I GO GARBANZO ON HER BEAN UNTIL THAT CHICK PEAS"

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my friend sent me this with absolutely context

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Rockom Sockom NoBots @rockom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Congrats everybody! We did it!

KOIN 6 FB post with headline "Oreogn is one of the least hard-working states in the US, report finds"

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i won $160 as the runner up in lawn bowling league

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

potentially controversial take, but i don't think dogs should have to computer

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i don't care about this bullshit in the same way that i don't care if a dog can run faster or a cheetah can run faster than a human. but also, show me a robot that can stop running

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 24/08/2026