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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
RRRRRRRRRAIDAS
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her
JUGOS NATURALES
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/07/2026
logging on
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/07/2026
Congrats Hulk Hogan on going a year without saying the N-word
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 24/07/2026
Every time Berenson trends is my excuse to post this early COVID era gem.
3 tweets:

1. Shoegaze Socialist @Fuzzy_D...
Replying to @AlexBerenson and
@MrPink_Live
Mr. Berenson please DM me. My father died while participating in a clinical trial for the BOFA vaccine and would like to tell his story.

2. Alex Berenson @AlexBerens... 4d
Please email me at alexberensonauthor at gmail. (Also, which is the BOFA vaccine?)

3. Shoegaze Socialist @Fuzzy_D... 4d BOFA DEEZ NUTS
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I blame Family Guy for everything, if you’re not funny but want to be there was a show that taught you that you can just word associate real loud and hope it works out
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 25/04/2026
I cannot wait till the sports world decides they no longer need Pat McAfee
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ruthlessly, cynically pursuing a record at all costs is literally what Kobe would have wanted
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Credit to the Raiders for being like "You know what ... we ARE mad. Really fucking mad"
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top. (Mac, Always Sunny)
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Me on Monday .
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE. Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/02/2026
Nailed it.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/02/2026
Are we at war with France or something
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This team's commitment to being loathsome for my entire adult life is really impressive.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Democrat leaders looking for "creative ideas" to fight ICE, I've got a crazy one called "go outside to where the shit is actually happening."
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...
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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin infiltrates Mr. McMahon's hospital room: Raw, Oct. 5, 1998
YouTube video by WWE
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Aaron Rodgers having luck on his side is just more proof that God has abandoned us
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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
woke wheel route’s always open
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are
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Courtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Idk who needs to hear this, but you're not going to find your place at a table where you're too busy trying to serve everyone
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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 24/07/2025
No distinct points to be made when compared to everyone else on my timeline: Hulk Hogan’s recorded racism along w/ the full MAGA embrace within the last year was enough to let everyone know how fucking terrible of a person he was. Zero doubt. Wrestling icon, sure. But this is what he was at the end
Image of a Trump + Hulk Hogan TRUMPAMANIA shirt for sale on Hogan’s websiteImage of a TRUMPAMANIA 2024 shirt for sale on Hogan’s website
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh Hulk Hogan died? Good. Fuck him.
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Who knew a wrestling show in the Middle East would have any issues after the US just bombed a country there.
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What it's gonna feel like to post about sports on social media for the next four years
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🎃 WrestleChaps are for Everyone* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ *Except Dickheads @wrestlechaps.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Is it possible for a place to be haunted if no one died?
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