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@fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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Rust Belt Wordcel, he/him Altar Boy Emeritus, TurboLib, Anti-Populist, Civic Virtue Enthusiast Also post about cat stuff, haunting melancholy songs, Midwestern baseball, videogames that are too hard for me. Sometimes I read books.

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 15h
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, Reduc Roa did. Look, he has a condition okay.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 13h
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 11h
brown stuff
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 11h
It wasn't even "no I was safe, I am staying right here." More like "this is not happening I did not just do that very stupid thing nope."
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 12h
And briefly refusing to leave third base, heh. Denial is a powerful force.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 16h
see this is the thing about "high trust," it's this attempt to find a way of speaking "nonpartisanly" about the actual magic beast of modernity, "free and equal citizens"
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 13h
My man never even THOUGHT about stopping lol
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 13h
Ha that was wild.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 14h
RoboStancil is real. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you admit error!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 15h
It’s just a cartoonish vision of the world. It makes no sense as a model of how and why people act unless you’re determined to blame someone on your own side. Why would PROFESSIONAL POLITICIANS who have sought power their whole lives be “timid”?
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16h
Yep. People can't get this through their heads. Political will and vision emerges from circumstance; it's not innate to a person or a party. You give politicians a big enough majority suddenly they look a lot braver!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16h
it begins
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16h
It gave the world the important concept of “vania”. Where would we be without it?
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17h
I mean, if she’s already registered I assume so? But I guess every state is/would be different, and I wouldn’t suppose Texas would be one of the “lenient” ones.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah. Every time I am forced to look at a Threads thread it's just the stupidest people you've ever seen, just letting it all hang out. Wild stuff.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17h
Knowing what we all know, it’s a bit hard to accept all this “ha ha we are merely smol beans, why are people so worked up” from either of them. But that’s the intended effect! People just read it poorly.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17h
And Yudkowsky is wryly playing along like “yeah sort of, because people do think me and Jesus are something we’re not.” So yeah it’s kinda grandiose but not PSYCHOTIC, or actually messianic or whatever.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17h
Right yeah. People were on here acting like Alexander was dead-ass comparing EY to Christ sincerely with his whole chest. He was trying to make FUN of all the “apocalyptic sex cult” stuff. Like “ha ha how ridiculous”. It’s not like a GREAT joke but he’s trying to be clever.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 18h
Oh not really, not yet! Covid was plenty bad, yeah. But in general we today can’t compete with the human misery of any time before, like, 1950 or so. (Never say never! Just haven’t gotten there yet for lots of reasons.)
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19h
If they’d successfully murdered members of Congress (or Mike Pence!) it would have been a huge disaster and there would have been hell to pay for many many people. Biden would still have become president! It’s automatic!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19h
All the dumbass schemes to change the outcome of the election had already faceplanted at that point; the J6 riot was just the temper tantrum at the end. They succeeded in getting some people killed (mostly their own people) but that was the extent of it.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah. People kinda don't like hearing this when I say it. I want to be very clear that January 6 was a historic disgrace and anyone who was anywhere near it should have rotted in prison. But it never really WAS in danger of accomplishing anything.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19h
Well, let's not forget Dicky Lovelady. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
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Richard Lovelady - Wikipedia
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19h
Right, yeah.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
And even in a world where Trump is a perfect benevolent boss who gracefully steps aside and doesn't play favorites? Those two guys will STILL have to working their asses off to undermine each OTHER, without it being overt enough to make them look like the bad guy. Again, gonna be real entertaining!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
I mean, that's even better if he's feeling that spicy. Would make the whole thing an even more embarrassing GOP shitshow. (I still doubt he pulls this, but absolutely can't rule it out!)
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
Oh that's gonna be SO amazing to watch. He just will NOT be able to cede the spotlight to those guys in ANY way, and will constantly be stepping all over their campaigns and setting them against each other etc etc.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
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Why Was I Programmed To Feel Pain Simpsons Robot
Alt: Why Was I Programmed To Feel Pain Simpsons Robot
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
Evergreen reply on this site.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah i've been going through this too. A lot of people on here seem real mad at this Hitler guy right now.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
wait till we tell you about frank herbert's politics lol
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Well sure, but it's just a funny name is all. Let us have this!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
People wouldn't be like "oh well, guess they cheated fair and square." They'd be like "no, this is obviously a farce. You are not the president and that is not the Congress." Game over. The people scared of this stuff just don't think about WHERE power comes from in our system!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Right? It's not "fucking with the election" at that point; it's just "overthrowing the government". Which yeah, anyone can try to do if they truly don't fear death or prison. It just almost certainly won't work! It's not like it would be a secret.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
See, that makes sense at least. Who else would Hitler pitch for?
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Okay I'm just scrolling kind of fast here but apparently Michigan has a football player named Hitler? No wonder people are mad!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah. We've literally gone through all this before. It was disgraceful in 2020 but also utterly ineffectual. They were unable to change a single election result anywhere. It's just not a thing that really happens, and it won't happen this time either.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
And Snoopy is really almost a separate strip altogether, where the joke is "a dog who is also a person who has a rich Walter-Mitty-esque fantasy life and also writes novels".
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
But of course that plan founders on the fact the the Senate GOP absolutely does not want to pass the SAVE Act at all, let alone break the filibuster for it. And since "illegal voting" basically doesn't exist, it wouldn't do any good even if they miraculously changed their mind.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
I mean, we already know what TRUMP'S plan was. Pass the "SAVE Act"! If you crack down on all the illegal voting, Democrats can't possible win anything! So yeah he's BEEN yelling at them about it for months.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Exactly, yeah! This sounds like criticism, but I totally loved it. You aren't wired for sophisticated verbal humor at that age anyway,
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
The best "plan to stay in power" by FAR is to win an election. Really it's the only plan that's ever worked! But they're long past the point where that's possible. There's just not much to talk about here.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
The gerrymandering and the voter purges have already happened! (And happen every time, basically. We know the drill.) None of it's remotely enough to save them, though as we all know a fair number of reps in those states are getting screwed out of their seats, etc.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah. Occasionally there were conventional punchlines! But they weren't really "funny" in any contemporary sense. Peanuts was just a VIBE, more or less.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah. Everybody hates the way it is, everybody will hate it if it changes. People just don't like that the sun goes down, and they don't like that they have to get up in the morning! This is all understandable, but cannot be fixed by legislation.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Sometimes people just need a little nudge!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21h
Oh wow. I just turned this on a few minutes ago so this is legitimately a spoiler! I'm not even mad, that's a rare opportunity for you! Congratulations!
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22h
he's getting too old for this shit
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22h
If it meant he’d go away forever I think a lot of us would consider paying up.
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