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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the Baseball God is real, and walked among us, and yet the people did not see.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But this pic reminded me of a screenshot I took from a Tigers broadcast a few seasons back! I had to track it down. Apparently this is just how Jack looks when he's having a fantastic time.

Singer/guitarist Jack White in the stands at a baseball game with a sullen expression, flanked by pals/bandmates. One of them has a fedora and a bowtie.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Usually when that particular combo happens it leads to something like this, so I guess we should be grateful:

odd boxy-looking car possibly designed by three-year-old

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Begbie is up there! Just a tightly wound ball of rage that could explode into violence at any time. And he’s your mate!

Begbie tosses a pint glass off a balcony

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

time for my man to get in there and clean house

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All the ones I know are deep in the cybercrime game

black and white hacker cat w/laptop and headphones

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh hey I did one of these. Hope I’m not too late. Not sure what it means. I always liked running and jumping I guess.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh sure if you want the battery to die at the worst times.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

dump souffles out of airplanes until morale improves

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here’s how this showed up in my feed. Right on time!

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As soon as I got home the other cat was like “ooh, fun. There’s treats in here! Probably not for any nefarious reason.”

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He’s about to learn what the fun new bag is for, and he’s not gonna like it. Off to the vet! (Just routine Cat Maintenance, don’t worry. But he doesn’t know that!)

Cat in a bag. He doesn’t know it zips up.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Hmm, what’s this? I fit inside. Fascinating.” He’s so going to look back on this moment with chagrin.

Gray cat innocently explores inside of new carrier.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Everybody knows that it is very exciting when a box arrives, and it is fun to investigate. What everyone does NOT know is that the box contains a brand-new carrier for GOING TO THE VET. Diabolical!

Two cats investigate a sealed cardboard box.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Be sure to wear a helmet or this could be you!

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Without football, character can only be forged in the unquenchable furnace of War.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If this is a race it might be time for some eugenics I am just saying

Don’t know who this is. Googled “ugly British people” so I assume it’s their King or whatever.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Old Hoss Radbourn and his fellow old-timey base-ball players chuckle gently.

Old Hoss has HAD it with your sloppy punctuation

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Seeing her leaked letter, cleanly written but with the occasional eccentric Capitalization was for me a great big

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I got this one from some slop “old timey Detroit” page the other day. As someone commented “Ah, batting from first base. You don’t see that so much anymore!”

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You are both correct, and the difference can seriously depend on whether you're looking at Beard Sommers.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Honorable mention, “Night Terrors”. Best Star Trek jump scare, definitely

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Here he is! I had to find a pic. I think he walks with a cane (?). And his high-school goons keep beating the shit of Joseph-Gordon Levitt, heh. Who (SPOILERS) brings him down in the end.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

[hurls in Discourse Bomb, slams hatch shut] It's really admirable that she didn't use AI to draft this and I think we should all acknowledge that. That old human touch, of enormous rambling paragraphs and random Capitals.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is how this post appeared in my feed. (People don’t hate Weird Al! People love Weird Al! They use him all the time!)

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oh hello. A more informed take. I can’t vouch for this guy (he seems fine!) but this SOUNDS real to me:

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

yeah there are some controversial semi-canonical texts out there, how do you decide

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is how this appeared scrolling by in my feed. It's a priceless work of art, especially @proptermalone.bsky.social's numbers on the post. This...struck a nerve.

I ain't even alt-texting this one, fuck off

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Oh man this you lol? Being salty about the Walmart tweet is one of YOUR whole special projects! That’s why you’re here! I’m sorry I briefly took you seriously and answered in good faith lol. BOY did that tweet have you peoples’ number. No wonder we “radlibs” treasure it.

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