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Alexis Nexis

@fullofshark.bsky.social
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Scribbler by trade. Mother of 2 cats, a dog, and a play that may never be complete. Amateur entomologist and marine biologist. A Golden Girl for every mood. PNW newbie. Opinions my own.

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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back from a 5 day trip to NYC, a city I’ve lived in & visited many times. But ah, THIS TIME I walked away with a truly priceless souvenir: an oversized white tee with “Daddy’s Little Meatball” in Italian flag colors. I’m gonna wear this thing proudly for the rest of time. They’re gonna bury me in.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heartbreaking to watch this, as a human and as someone who had the honor of working there with its astoundingly smart, dedicated scientists as the life saving Covid vaccine made its debut. Knowing what it takes to survive a pandemic, these cuts to our public health infrastructure are terrifying.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just in time for Halloween, the most creepy crawly tale of them all: youtu.be/kre2P5oQCKU?...
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer (Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder 2026)
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know you’ve been a bit too steeped in healthcare/research news when you’re about to board a plane and mistake an overhead announcement about “seat assignments” as “blah blah Psilocybin.” Either that or I need my hearing checked. Probably both.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m watching the excellent show “Furious” on Hulu and it has occurred to me that maybe Jake Lacy is like our generation’s Dabney Coleman. Constantly playing a creep in material where he’s surrounded by astoundingly talented women giving career best performances.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“I’m really struggling to this day to understand what I experienced,” [Fielder] added. “I’m excited for this movie to come out and for people to help me with what I experienced.” Good lord. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/m...
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Uhhh so Nathan fielder made a documentary about Theranos. The trailer is just as unsettling as you’d expect. Can’t wait! 😂 youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI?...
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are a lot of reasons to hate the chatbots. A lot of reasons. And yet… this poster for a buddy cop movie with my dog, Walton Doggins, and his namesake human is… 🤯 (We are doomed.)
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least for today, I’m not ready to acknowledge that we now live in a world without a living, breathing Dolly Parton. Doesn’t seem remotely possible.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is exactly what people say they want in a politician. Someone who listens and responds. And Mayor Mamdani makes it fun so there's that.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A succinct verdict on the persecution of the poor young academic who just died by suicide. Plagiarism is common. Persecution of the kind he endured is uncommon, aka selectively applied. The reason why he was targeted seems as clear as it is ugly.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just landed after a five hour flight and was looking for places to eat nearby and... Jesus Christ. The part of me that knows what a tool the actual Chuck was hates this. But the unrepentant pun lover in me is having the best day ever.
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Dr. Carol Tilley 🏳️‍🌈 @anuncivilphd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In my essay for @qianawhitted.bsky.social Desegregating Comics, I wrote a little ab Emmett Till as a comics reader. The bed he was in when he was kidnapped was piled with comics and magazines; one of his Chicago neighbors said a bit about his comics reading. He was a kid. He should still be here.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wally has perfected this thousand yard stare over the course of many ridiculous outfits…
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As a dog owner have I officially……. Jumped the shark? 😎
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Alexander Ibuprofen. OH YEAH! ⚾️ 🤌
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FuzzyWuzzy in Toronto🇨🇦 @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Know who was Belgian? Hercule-fucking-Poirot, that’s who. Beat THAT, America!
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Had a voiceover audition to be the voice of a parrot on a TV commercial and the producer notes said "we need to intuitively believe this voice is a parrot" and that the parrot should have an "optimistic tone." An optimistic parrot. I did my best.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“It’s still looking at me, isn’t it.”
A Dachshund in a sweater and hood stands looking forward on a ledge next to an aquarium tank. A sea lion on the other side of the glass seems to be staring at them.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Stefan Ellison @mrcoat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Seeing Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke make it to 100 years old tells me we're going to be okay. Thank you for the many laughs and the joy you have given us.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
100 years of Mel Brooks on this earth. 🎉🎉🎉 How lucky are we?? His interview with Martin Short’s Jiminy Glick always cracks me up. Jiminy: “Mel Brooks, what’s your big beef with the Nazis?” Brooks: “Oh I dunno… they’re rude.” An absolute legend. youtu.be/IHgH2aa4RrM?...
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Jiminy Glick Interviews Mel Brooks
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
really can’t wait to see what mel brooks does in the next phase of his career
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you could get fired from The Dollar Store for saying things the Secretary of Defense or a Supreme Court Justice have said
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 26/06/2026
Remember when good things used to happen? Remember that?!?!
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a big flag that says “SHAME” on it but just to fly when the Supreme Court issues rulings
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The President corruptly granting a no-bid contract to a friend to paint the bottom of the DC Reflecting Pool blue, only for the entire operation to fail and create a massive algae bloom that calls to people to touch it like a force of Lovecraftian horror sounds like a Thomas Pynchon plot
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/06/2026
Did you know there's only one World Cup country whose citizens face the possibility of bankruptcy due to medical debt? Guess which one it is!
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TRYFE @mrtryfe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I want all the Europeans trying American food for the first time to have a blood panel done when they get home.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
has anyone lived the dream more than this guy?
zohran mamdani on a float in the knicks parade holding a camcorder
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Widow’s Bay” is arguably the best new show of the year so far — by a long shot. And maybe one of the most solid, creative first seasons in a long while. And so this search “suggestion” when you Google the show tickled me quite a bit.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sounds like they needed to let that percolate a bit more…
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am at a hotel so isolated that no one can leave the property easily and if every episode of Poirot has taught me anything it’s that one guest is not getting out of here alive.
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
if you're still in line to roast Joe Rogan, STAY IN LINE!!
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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Okay who let Rogan loose in the Chocolate Factory?
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Blueberry Girl's Shocking Transformation
ALT: Blueberry Girl's Shocking Transformation
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/06/2026
Joe Rogan looks like a sunburned scalp with a tribal tattoo on it forced by a cruel wizard to wander the earth as a man
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
😂😂😂
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the most important takeaway from the last year in sports is that if Indiana can win a championship, and the Knicks can win a championship, then any team can win one except for yours, who will keep losing
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is there a way to force HBO Max to stop relentlessly “recommending” that I watch Bill Maher? They even try to just auto play him after I finish Last Week Tonight if I don’t exit out quick enough, like damn guys. Is there a way to block a show I will never want to see on the app? Algorithm is broken.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/06/2026
It's that time of year again, when I'm not just a mere human, but an ambulatory mosquito buffet full of tasty blood.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I did not post during the show, but other than how much I love theatre, and that Pink was a great host, my main take on the Tonys is that Leslie Odom Jr. was wearing a full suit jacket WITH A FULL LEATHER JACKET OVER IT and I want an article about it
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Appalling.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.
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Alexis Nexis @fullofshark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
👇👇👇
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