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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂

@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
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wilting, accursed forest creature. transparent. transplant. fiction enjoyer. call me Jackie if you’re cool. she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 40, Minneapolis pfp by Talwyn Grimoir: sleepygrim.artstation.com

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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 7h
do something nice for yourself, i command you
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
agent tanya putting me in a choke hold til i passed out would fix me
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you listen to music to pass the time, i listen to music to rip my soul from my body and scrutinize every rent & blemish in torturous detail until i can recite them from memory, we are not the same. or maybe we are, i can’t speak for you
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i am now in love with Chucky too 😭
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Robin i’d be really fucking sad if you didn’t exist, just saying
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i ran my own restaurant for a while and believe me when i say that every single aspect of doing so incentivized fucking people over, something i refuse to do. it was miserable & short lived
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s wild that people will throw together garbage like this and charge money for it
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just had a croissant that was overcooked outside and raw inside, do not text
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
reset the counter 🫩
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel like there was only one guy who narrated the VHS trailers for every single anime in the US. i can still hear his voice in my head
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
perfectly acceptable response/reason
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
which of Fëanor’s sons would you fuck and why
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeeeeesh
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that sounds like a big headache, godspeed girl
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i am “i learned about this show by hearing the theme song on a geocities pokémon fan website & asked what it was from on its guestbook” years old
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
12 year old me wondering why these 360p episodes of Ranma½ i downloaded on Kazaa keep making me cry:
photo of a tourist-trap-looking giant egg over a sign that says “WORLD’S LARGEST EGG”
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy Ulta holiday catalogue day to all who celebrate
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎶 apetown ladies sing this song ooo ahh ooo ahh apetown race track’s 5 miles long ooo ahh live long day 🎶
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maedhros yelling about his hand like Nic Cage in Moonstruck
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
which of Fëanor’s sons would you fuck and why
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should call her
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
enough! i have to wake up earlay in the morrrrnin!!
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sea shanty ass
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m trying to play spooky games in here you are wrecking the vibe
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whoever is playing that concertina right outside my window can you please fucking stop
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if your friends don’t threaten to pull your hair and spit in your mouth if you misbehave, do you even have friends?
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
free yourselves from the shackles of autocorrect, my friends. do not let the machines speak for you
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
girl with ODD who breaks up with you for telling her “good girl”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
BREAKING
NEWS
RFK JR. TO GIVE $1.6M IN CDC FUNDS TO EXPERIMENT ON AFRICAN BABIES IN UNETHICAL TRIAL
STAND UP š SCIENCE
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in the 1950s & 60s, the US military installed chemical blowers atop the Pruitt-Igoe housing projects, and sprayed zinc cadmium sulfide mist all over the predominantly poor, Black residents of North St. Louis as an experiment in urban chemical warfare, resulting in generations of high cancer rates
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
flowers make your ass look bigger that’s a scientific fact
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💛🫶💛
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💯 yeah it fucking sucks. those poor kids don’t stand a chance
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💛 i will always be Usagi coded
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there’s going to be whole swaths of this generation of kids who grow up to be viciously antisocial and emotionally stunted, with no clue how to relate to the world or the people in it. parents like this are dooming their children to a lifetime of miserable confusing solitude. why have kids at all?
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
George: The girl I went out with last night had uncle pussy! Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from uncle pussy Elaine: What's uncle pussy? Do I have uncle pussy? Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have uncle pussy Jerry (to server): Actually it's ephebophile
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
constipated Happy Gilmore: “you eat pieces of fruit for breakfast?”
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a cashier at Kroger did this to me once and i never went in anyone’s lane but hers from then on. i love you Paulette & i miss you
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lesbians telling their friends g'night over Discord:
A screenshot from The Princess Bride
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
omg Cindy Toth hello
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s a fun stim to clack ‘em
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
close the schools, we don’t need any more of these mfs learning how to write
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no Dave you sweetie 😭
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nooo don’t give away the Light of the Eldar, you’re so sexy…
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also, you can see why i usually try to cover my ears in photos
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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 07/10/2026
this website hates trans people full stop
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jesus christ
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lmaoing at the idea of paypig jesus, very in line with his teachings
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
anyway, if you’re thinking about it, just take the estrogen
pghrt.diy
A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
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