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Inventing New Sacrilege Daily I Have Outgrown Many Skins

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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 12h
You've made me cry so many times that now you're more than just that guy who fondles my balls sometimes 🥺 and I'd really like to be more than just another girl who's balls you fondle 🥺
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mercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
a lesbian coffeehouse comic
a 6 panel comic by MURK'S YURI titled "cups'
1: a dyke walks into a coffee shop and the also-dyke barista asks "hi! what can i get for you today?" the customer replies "uh .. can i have a vanilla latte, iced?" and thinks "gosh, shes pretty..."
2: the lesbian barista holds up a cup and says "coming roght up! and what is your preferred cup size?"
3: customer replies deadpan "36DD" as  both of them start to blush
4: *awkward silence and lots of blushing*
5: the customer replies timidly "uh .. a medium will do..." while the barista over- enthusiastically says "you got it! and mutters under her breath "that happens to be my size..." the customer asks "what?" followed by a quick "n-nothing!" from the barista 
6: barista asks "what kind of... milk?" and the customer, sweating profusely hands her a wad of cash and says "here just take a $20 tip. i cant handle this anymore"
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 12h
Scalp massage but it's a mortar and pestle for my brain
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 13h
Chores cancelled bb wants to snuggle
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13h
thank god. when i go through the airport and get harassed by the theatre of security agency for not wanting my picture to be taken like some sorta godless america-hating criminal, i want them to stand up, look me in the eye, and shake my hand before they fondle my balls. god bless america. #freedom
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duckleberry jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 16h
eat my pussy on the abandoned lot couch, so i know it’s real
through a chain link fence a red pleather couch is part way down a ramp into an empty lot surrounded by weeds and garbage
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 15h
Let's just get my "Fuck TSA" post outta the way since we already know how this is gonna go and itll save me the time tomorrow: Fuck TSA
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Ash COMMISSIONS OPEN @ashharts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 20h
Sorry babes. I only get goofy serious style
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
this is Good News! We can finally Be Bees. This is Good News! You can Be a Bee, you can live for THIRTY YEARS
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 21h
hello friends, been a while. hope its the last time i have to ask in a bit. need some assistance getting into and out of the city this month for errands. Dont need too much, $60 or so for rides to the train. Id be chuffed if you can help. Thank you. @kelestrian_exile on venmo
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 21h
Pda is fine so long as everyone's Pretty Darn gAy about it
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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 22h
You're gender neutral the way centrists are rights neutral
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 23h
yeah bro she’s like, highkey ethereal. they say you can hear her laughter on the wind bro, deadass
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We give the bbs too much shit sometimes y'all a sweet girl gave me a hug and said it was nice to meet you sister and you know what yeah it was, it's kinda lovely to be gentle and good to the girls and to assume the best where we can
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duckleberry jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 01/10/2026
friends, enemies, & lovers—welcome to season two ♡
a linocut is printed in black and red on a shipping label. in black, seductive daffy duck in the center looking over his shoulder with fuck me eyes. on either side the text reads “hide your ducks” “hide your wives”. in red, below the text reads “I’m back Bitches” in a font reminiscent of looney toons’ “That’s all Folks”
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry but I talked to the girls and we all agree you're kinda pathetic
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damn i was cooking
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Girl who's been reading too much medieval siege tech literature when u tell her to get with the prog ram 🫪
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So I can't claim total credit but a chaser bought drinks for the dolls and got nothing out of it tn and I'm at least partially to credit and I think that's neat
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your least favorite landlords least favorite landlord.
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I mean you could say I'm a little stinky with it
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Climbers make excellent lesbians cuz they're great at holding onto things that are barely there 😇
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you love to see trans women in sports? Prove it. Buy me a new pair of climbing shoes
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's climb time bitches
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Smithereens To Get Blown To
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POV: youre on the chopping block
A cropped photo of a womans torso. She's in a white cami and her nipples and tattoo are faintly visible through it. She's wearing a besides bent and holding a knife, her wrist and have are vascular and muscled Close up of the same woman's hand, her first is cleaned tight and her knuckles rest on the white countertopAnother shot of the same hand, the hand is held up by a pointer finger pressed into a cutting board, and some small cubes of cheese can be seen by the blade of the knife
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
most of them have orchies, actually. but not Testicles Georg
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ACNE Studios ss27 #fashionsky
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She forgot about Lego Ninjago can you fuckin believe that shit?
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Words of wisdom ✨
Never Ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a trans woman shat she bought at the hardware store
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat should I bring back my airline attendant chic looks to mog the airport staff?
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's looking quietly out the window and the fog shrouded Chicago skyline as rainfall patters on the glass who could she possibly be on the phone with
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ANTIFA FORCED ME TO SUCCUMB TO PORNOGRAPHY AND SIN
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The handmade wool sweater I found at mutual aid smells like my childhood best friend's bark in a beautiful and homey way
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Telling the partner my wife brought home that "with a little rusteeze and, and a whole lotta a luck, you too could [be] like me"
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lunari 🌙 @309x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dropping my Netrunner Worlds catalogue here on bsky! Available are my trademark magical girl/paper alt arts, some vintage-style alts and ads, cassette & musical IDs -- and my zine! Look for the pink glittery binder with ribbons -- that's mine! ♡ Palais des Congrès, Montréal 🇨🇦 Oct 2-4, 2026
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Novel reading is the ruin of modern women. 😔
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sigh* thinking about getting braised again
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to brag but it's a very good day to be the grovetender
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hurry up and sign up for updates you perverts!! you're not gonna wanna miss this, the latest from the creative mind that inspired statements such as "this is the type of shit you see in a bad dream" and "wait you can do that??" "there's no one doing it like eri"
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who up coveting
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Status effect: horizontal, recover temporary hp at 2x speed
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HI my name is sky, i have no job and i love food! if you send me $5 i'll sketch a character of your choice! it's a good deal! the neo mouse art movement is about to explode you should get in on this
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a shiny red rock @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Positively criminal that the most dressed up I'll be in probably months is the day I'll see my phobic in laws
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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