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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 13h
Somebody at pickup is getting elasticoed tomorrow
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Polls got 'em scared, we're firing people for tweets again
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, Woku
Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, Woku" 

And Woku replies "wealth inequality contributes to crime, batman"
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The library should hide some inventory for long waitlist books and put them on display for people who like to browse at libraries to find. Reward the real fans
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it's important to a political movement to be a good hang. The normaler among the disability scolds are, like vegans, basically correct on the merits whilst being super wrong about how the world works and it makes a lot of them super annoying. Sorry!
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marlboro, VT, your time has come again
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I had a naturally weird saggy face I wouldn't shave my beard into the shape of a hounddog's droopy jowls but that's just me
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
War with China would fix what's wrong with this country tbh
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch the EU treaty negotiations in 1991" "Maastricht?" "She was a bit"
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bc we're indulging a moral panic about e-bikes, the victim using one would imply a level of culpability. Describing them as "using a pedal bike" is the same moral logic as "wearing a helmet"— it places them on a spectrum of blame for their fate (along w/ being old, non-white, "local fixture")
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dear coworkers, never talk to me like this again. best,
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When people talk about Portland death spiral and business fleeing, that is a capital strike bc we have a few good policies. It'll probably work eventually but that's no reason to put the quislings in charge
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For free: ALS swag, never used
ALS Northwest travel mug and tote bag sitting on top of a garbage can
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Obviously this country has been a charnel house for centuries but I cannot emphasize enough how much worse our response to 9/11 made every single fucking thing here and abroad. Every single thing. They well and truly got our asses.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 04/08/2026
guys i don't think this right-wing ai slop pander brand is gonna make it
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
East of Eden is the worst Steinbeck novel by a lot, really drives me up a wall how much people online love it. Also overrated by reddit dorks: Lonesome Dove, Count of Monte Cristo
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The farmer's market near my house had an olive oil booth and I was 100% in until I got closer and it's imported from Turkey but locally . . . bottled? Also got a sample and it's rancid so what are we doing here? I can pay too much for rancid imported olive oil at Safeway
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wish Tom Dundon a very travels frequently by helicopter
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
vote no this is so irresponsible
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: HELLLLL YEAAAAA SEND THAT 41 YEAR OLD FRAUD HOME Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a1cb08a6b75 F: #fee17899d51
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spain on fraudwatch rn
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pleased to report the TSA penis detector is functioning nicely. Fine work boys, already looking forward to next time
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Unas eats their magic, swallows their spirits: their big ones are for his morning meal, their middle ones for his evening meal, their little ones for his night meal, and the oldest males and females for his fuel. (Pyramid Texts) (ALL)
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/41707 『1/1ウミウシの世界』10月発売予定。 "The World of 1/1 Scale Sea Slugs" is scheduled for release in October. #ガチャポン #gachapon
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ラインナップ<1>トサカリュウグウウミウシ<2>アオウミウシ<3>リュウモンイロウミウシ<4>サビウライロウミウシ<5>キャラメルウミウシ<6&gt
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My dad got real into this at one point. Shout out dads
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Angel's Criss Steak House
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
C'mon now @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: LIVE TV NOT SHOWING ON IFE AND WE HAVE A PLANE FULL OF KNICKS FANS. ANY RESET IDEAS Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a7e6579a185 F: #fba948cf92d
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As somebody from a shitty and unremarkable part of the country, people ought to be able to belong to anywhere. Identities are constructed. You're arguing about the world of Platonic forms: "a chair has four legs and a back" ⬅️ that's what you sound like
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
get out of fucking government. i mean it! you've been in government for a decade. if you don't believe in the system, if you are this inherently distrustful of it, and in fact actively hostile to it, go away! you don't even believe in things like "evidence"? you're worthless
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hmmm it seems that validating people's most selfish instincts has created a powerful feedback loop that inevitably leads to "rape murder and greed are good". I hope governing society by these principles goes well! Unrelated: somebody ought to ---- those Tate boys
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A warden of a prison talks to a reporter. The warden says "since drag brunch is so popular, we've started doing it for our Death Row inmates' last meals. A drag queen stands across from a death row inmate. Demoralized, she sits on the opposite wall of him and smokes a cigarette. The man says "please hold me. I'm so scared." The drag queen says "the warden specifically told me I can't do that."
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When you watch the streams w/ stadium feed you really get a sense for the organizational corniness level. Mavs and Jazz in a league of their own but OKC are tier 1B w/ Denver
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a long long time ago everyone thought caves were inside but they were wrong, caves are outside. not their fault though, inside hadn't been invented yet
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fraudwatch: OKC
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
in general I think popular discourse confuses "vices that were downplayed, excused, or ignored for men's benefit" with "traits that were upheld as masculine virtues" and this phenomenon is part of why: these particular men not only have few if any virtues but single out their vices for broadcasting
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Never take the dog's trazodone at 1 am would be my advice. I feel like I've got an MDMA hangover. Took a shower laying down
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Repeat after me: I am not freakier than Virgil Texas. I am not freakier than Kyle Rittenhouse. I am not freakier than School Bonds Dog. I am not freakier than Steven Miller. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be freakier than I am.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Repeat after me: I am not softer than Tim Walz. I am not softer than Virgil Texas. I am not softer than Adam Sandler. I am not softer than Liz Franczak. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be softer than I am.
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pleased to report the TSA penis detector is functioning nicely. Fine work boys, already looking forward to next time
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Damn that's crazy
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Dylan Harper is cool as hell that man is going to be a problem for a long time
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yknow what actually i think it might be good if the woman who, in this scene, is seeing a *shaman* in order to heal the wounds from letting an utter stranger who couldn't even pay first month's rent move into her house she didn't own, i think it might be actually good if she sat and had a think
Grove had always held a strong sense of right and wrong, but now felt both a hardened thirst for justice and a deep-seated shame that all of this, in the end, was her fault. She feared it may make her a more skeptical person.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Honestly watching OKC games sucks it’s all flopping and free throws. Sga kind of a bitch
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
you could plant a rose and intentionally run it over with a lawn mower once a week all summer and douse it in glyphosate and set it on fire and it would come back next spring
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dang I think I like Joel Embiid now. The man has suffered biblically and he's still playing at a high level (when not afflicted)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/05/2026
“Don’t really care so long as the face gets peeled off” - Stella
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