Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He's looking a little sped up but once they figure some chemistry out it's gonna be electric 100
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think I'm gonna like having Ja Morant on my team 110
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My boss from LA tried to tell me the Dodgers were the underdogs in the world series last year bc everyone was cheering for the Blue Jays 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everybody in that thread needs to learn about inside thoughts 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Worked for a bookstore that frequently got books with her personal library stamp. IIRC it was mostly nonfiction. Can't say I cared for her novels but you can see how they could change a person's life 010
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somebody at pickup is getting elasticoed tomorrow 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Polls got 'em scared, we're firing people for tweets again 030
Reposted by Catfishing in AmericaDavid the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence, 1373122
Reposted by Catfishing in AmericaTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Behold, Woku 7651167
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The library should hide some inventory for long waitlist books and put them on display for people who like to browse at libraries to find. Reward the real fans 010
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it's important to a political movement to be a good hang. The normaler among the disability scolds are, like vegans, basically correct on the merits whilst being super wrong about how the world works and it makes a lot of them super annoying. Sorry! 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is it just me or does Star Trek always use dogshit fabric? Those babies need to drape 110
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Marlboro, VT, your time has come again 000
Reposted by Catfishing in Americabort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it 257890
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is like the transvestigation people, but for race instead of gender. They've turned the sensitivity dials so far up on the detector that they're humming and beeping at all times 040
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Dem candidate should take the line that they have a secret plan that will end the Iraq war in two weeks but can't say what it is without tipping off the enemy 010
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If I had a naturally weird saggy face I wouldn't shave my beard into the shape of a hounddog's droopy jowls but that's just me 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026War with China would fix what's wrong with this country tbh 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I read it and enjoyed it as a teen bc it's a power fantasy about being the smartest guy in the room. Similar energy to Ender's Game, but more so and not as well written. Even as a kid it seemed embarrassing and self indulgent. 020
Reposted by Catfishing in AmericaMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch the EU treaty negotiations in 1991" "Maastricht?" "She was a bit" 12633103
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bc we're indulging a moral panic about e-bikes, the victim using one would imply a level of culpability. Describing them as "using a pedal bike" is the same moral logic as "wearing a helmet"— it places them on a spectrum of blame for their fate (along w/ being old, non-white, "local fixture") 011
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bc most Dems fucking suck and, just like the Republicans, represent the interests of the wealthy 100
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026INT. RESTAURANT MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE and his date, PLAUSIBLY DENIABLE AGE GIRL orders from WAITRESS. MOTU She'll have the salad WAITRESS (disgusted) PDAG (embarrassed, fat) CUT TO SAME SCENE AI She'll have the salad WAITRESS (turned on) 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dear coworkers, never talk to me like this again. best, 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Are women bourgeois?" makes me laugh out loud for a full minute every time I come across it again. Genius. It do be like that tho 1241
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just wait until you're traveling anywhere in Real America and you have to ask for the turkey wrap with no turkey. Always feels like you're gonna get gay bashed, wife or no wife 020
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That's a new one of these every year 030
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Can't believe he Sister Souljah'd Milo 010
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My hands are registered weapons but I have social anxiety so 000
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I grew a bunch of mescaline cacti but two years of lurking the subreddit waiting for them to grow scared me straight and now they're just houseplants 010
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As a person of data, my biggest qualm with spreadsheet people are people who think they are spreadsheet people bc they know merge cell and conditional formatting 2121
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026These are hanging on a church near my house and it doesn't exactly fill one with confidence 121
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026People are looking for words that contextualize how Democrats are part of the problem bc all of the institutional organs try to strangle that sort of thing in the cradle 0111
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When people talk about Portland death spiral and business fleeing, that is a capital strike bc we have a few good policies. It'll probably work eventually but that's no reason to put the quislings in charge 001
Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026She's an ideologically committed neoliberal who is willing to lose to further the agenda 040
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