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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good morning BlueSky!
A closeup of a happy tabby cat, Joe, lying on his back on a hardwood floor. His fat polydactyl paws are in bunny position and his fangs are dangling with contentment. 
The photo is flipped upside down, giving the impression that Joe is floating on the ceiling.
#CatsOfBlueSky
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Ana Mepi (#1 Sorloth Hater todavía) @aigissch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
- ¿Nivel de inglés? - Alto - ¿Qué es oil? - Vielnes
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[Ice T voice] They're callin' it goon ballooning, guy pinches the tip of his dick closed and pisses, inflating his junk like a water balloon. Sometimes, the balloon pops.
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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ratalara @sosodizzy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
man.
its a reference to the horse man meme, now with an elephant saying wrong animal, get it get it? haha im so funny hahaha gosh haha wait where are u guys goin- no dnnt leave me here- no im sorry- nooo
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Seb @nightbeat64.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
youtu.be/BYVQDc9T3sQ?...
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"It's a Conversation Starter"
YouTube video by Please Clap Productions
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
rip sam neill
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live, Laugh, Punch a goose in the face
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
today’s little guy
detail from painting i saw today titled The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Pieter Bruegel the Elder. it shows a chunky little being falling through the air with a face like a surprised or outraged cartoon beaver. the little guy’s body looks like a cross between a puffer fish and a solitary testicle
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Helena H @elehhache.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Toda precaución es poca.
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H. @onedollarpizza.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
REJECT AI, EMBRACE WORDART
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pingu and Pinga, spotted at the Yurakucho Museum in Tokyo today
A pair of penguin mascots stand behind a rope and in front of a big picture of the penguin on the left.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a stick figure saying, "Everyone has demons."
The second panel shows the same stick figure saying, "And we must FIGHT them!"
The third panel shows Sarah (the protagonist) sitting with one of her inner demons having a tea party.
The fourth panel shows Sarah and the demon looking at each other in panic.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
not true (this man is lying!!!)
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Soran @jackal.gold · 08/07/2026
The Android Share Experience
Crude drawing of the interface for sharing a picture from social media on an Android phone. It depicts a furry stick figure with a large Censor bar coming out from his waist. The text "Share to..." is above the options for Mom, Boss Work Cell, Grandma, Therapist, and The Pope.
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/07/2026
"You basement dwelling incels merely adopted outrage and backlash, I was born in it, molded by it." -Christopher Nolan
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El Grouchico @grouchico.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
El becario del verano ataca de nuevo.
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Dial H for Hoagie @meerpat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
At last! The prophecy will be fulfilled!
Joke Naruto movie poster from the 2000s starring Michael Cera as Naruto, Robert Pattinson as Sasuke, Scarlet Johanson as Sakura, and Anthony Hopkins as Orochimaru.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Found this in my son's room. Is he worshipping The Devil?
ASUS ROG Rapture GT-BE98 Pro Gaming Router, it's a diamond shape with blunted corners, flat and it has eight kinda horn like antenna coming off of it. Then a blackish red vent and a red symbol kinda looks like an angry eye. The whole thing looks like a DOOM enemy basically
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Salt M. Bank 🍉 @saltmbank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Look at this boy. Look at him! A bit after this, I didn't have my phone handy, but he rolled over and begged for all of the belly rubs. He also pressed his forehead into my forehead and it was good.
Ernie, a tabby cat sprawled in his crate. He has wiggled so his head is in his plate of dry food. I am rubbing his belly and he is looking up at the camera with wide, unbothered eyes.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"The ceasefire has ceased. Fire!"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rejected Dr Strangelove dialogue
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
when you become president they tell you about the Secret Nations
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Wilhelm @aburrido354.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
el estado del bienestar es un contrato social que existe para que no se les queme la casa a determinadas personas y hay que tenerlo presente siempre que se quiera romper el contrato
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
happy holiday to you and yours
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Looking at my son I can see the future of mankind. Crying. Shidding. Throwing up
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Bob Gann @begann.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Microsoft: we are eating ourselves alive Sony: we are eating ourselves alive Nintendo:
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colossal Nord
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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MrMKL is Melting 🫠 @mrmkl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
100% what I look like to my normal friends
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Mozo @mozoyefimovich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Ana Mepi (#1 Sorloth Hater todavía) @aigissch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
INFANTINO CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 07/07/2026
Erling Haaland comments on fans comparing him to ‘Dragon Ball Z’ character Majin Buu “I mean I don’t disagree”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When will we, as a modern society, abandon the barbaric practice of decorating our homes with the skins of dead animals? STOP THE SLAUGHTER.
A loveseat comprised of sewn-together teddy bears sits on a hardwood floor in front of a living room window,
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/07/2026
"and it looks like this runner is going for a bargaining skip this run based on this setup- wait a second! i think they're making the case that the framework is entirely anecdotal and lacks theoretical underpinning, leading to a misapplied prescriptive model, skipping the whole run! is that legal!?"
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