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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You and me viendo el eclipse en el parque/descampao ese al lado de la incorporación a la A-92 a la altura de Mercasevilla, no sé, piensalo.
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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good morning BlueSky!
A closeup of a happy tabby cat, Joe, lying on his back on a hardwood floor. His fat polydactyl paws are in bunny position and his fangs are dangling with contentment. 
The photo is flipped upside down, giving the impression that Joe is floating on the ceiling.
#CatsOfBlueSky
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gora kink askatuta!
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Ana Mepi (#1 Sorloth Hater todavía) @aigissch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
- ¿Nivel de inglés? - Alto - ¿Qué es oil? - Vielnes
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[Ice T voice] They're callin' it goon ballooning, guy pinches the tip of his dick closed and pisses, inflating his junk like a water balloon. Sometimes, the balloon pops.
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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ratalara @sosodizzy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
man.
its a reference to the horse man meme, now with an elephant saying wrong animal, get it get it? haha im so funny hahaha gosh haha wait where are u guys goin- no dnnt leave me here- no im sorry- nooo
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As Dunkey said, it's the Microsoft that lost against Sony in its Concord era.
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Seb @nightbeat64.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
youtu.be/BYVQDc9T3sQ?...
youtu.be
"It's a Conversation Starter"
YouTube video by Please Clap Productions
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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
rip sam neill
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live, Laugh, Punch a goose in the face
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
today’s little guy
detail from painting i saw today titled The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Pieter Bruegel the Elder. it shows a chunky little being falling through the air with a face like a surprised or outraged cartoon beaver. the little guy’s body looks like a cross between a puffer fish and a solitary testicle
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Helena H @elehhache.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Toda precaución es poca.
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H. @onedollarpizza.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
REJECT AI, EMBRACE WORDART
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pingu and Pinga, spotted at the Yurakucho Museum in Tokyo today
A pair of penguin mascots stand behind a rope and in front of a big picture of the penguin on the left.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All newspapers are money laundering schemes. Some are better than others at hiding it. NYP just doesn't give a shit about hiding it.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a stick figure saying, "Everyone has demons."
The second panel shows the same stick figure saying, "And we must FIGHT them!"
The third panel shows Sarah (the protagonist) sitting with one of her inner demons having a tea party.
The fourth panel shows Sarah and the demon looking at each other in panic.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
not true (this man is lying!!!)
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Encima de eso, es que ahora hay que aguantar los "memes" de peña que antes no hacía estas cosas porque no tenían la chispa y la dedicación de coger el photoshop y perder una tarde y joder que puto cringe entre eso y esa luz típica y movimiento valle inquietante. Lo odio.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Herramientas que nos hagan el curro más fácil si, pero no a cambio de quemar el medio ambiente y robar la propiedad intelectual de gente, coñe. Si es que encima no funciona para las cosas que se supone que nos han vendido que hace.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hace 1 año que lo tengo en el curro y no soy muy ducho en excel, pero las veces he que probado a hacer fórmulas he acabado buscando tutoriales porque lo que hizo no era correcto. En mi experiencia sólo funciona para quitarte cosas tediosas que no requieran pensar.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Solo me vale para 1 (una) unidad de cosa: cuando necesito coger una cosa en concreto de un montón de datos. Le puedes pedir algo así cómo "de las siguientes frases, coge la tercera palabra y lístamelas". Está bien para eso porque me ahorra tedio, pero otros las usan para correos y Jesús.
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Soran @jackal.gold · 08/07/2026
The Android Share Experience
Crude drawing of the interface for sharing a picture from social media on an Android phone. It depicts a furry stick figure with a large Censor bar coming out from his waist. The text "Share to..." is above the options for Mom, Boss Work Cell, Grandma, Therapist, and The Pope.
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/07/2026
"You basement dwelling incels merely adopted outrage and backlash, I was born in it, molded by it." -Christopher Nolan
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I want to believe he fled and jumped in the pond shouting woop woop woop and flailing his arms like Dr Zoidberg.
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El Grouchico @grouchico.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
El becario del verano ataca de nuevo.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Oh Shit
ALT: Oh Shit
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Dial H for Hoagie @meerpat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
At last! The prophecy will be fulfilled!
Joke Naruto movie poster from the 2000s starring Michael Cera as Naruto, Robert Pattinson as Sasuke, Scarlet Johanson as Sakura, and Anthony Hopkins as Orochimaru.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
O solo ver videos de intentos de meme sin gracia con luz de instagram y con movimiento que en vez de una sensación de valle inquietante provoca desierto del terror
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hay un par de cosas que me chirrían, la banda sonora la veo demasiado upbeat para seguir tratando lo mismo en esencia. Y me cuesta ver y entender el espacio en el que suceden las cosas más que las pelis o SAC, no sé si es porque es más rápida en general. Es todo como un poco demasiado flotante.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Found this in my son's room. Is he worshipping The Devil?
ASUS ROG Rapture GT-BE98 Pro Gaming Router, it's a diamond shape with blunted corners, flat and it has eight kinda horn like antenna coming off of it. Then a blackish red vent and a red symbol kinda looks like an angry eye. The whole thing looks like a DOOM enemy basically
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He can lead by example.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think they are preparing for PS6 being the final one or at least the one that is not a glorified PS Portal. Amazon Luna is increasing its numbers, they might be going towards that. Not even having a hardware that's capable of being jailbreaked because there is nothing to jailbreak.
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Como haga con los derechos laborales la mitad de lo que ha hecho con Xbox igual se lían a tiros de una vez
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A lo mejor es que han encontrado Shambhala en una cueva de Segovia
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
El fútbol en la radio
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That's on you, the call me the Carpet Cleaner.
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Salt M. Bank 🍉 @saltmbank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The parental leave and aid is. There is also the fact that natality surges when laboral conditions are good. The framing of all of it is what is off. There should be more loud antagonizing the conservative argument by saying they pretend women to be in house slaves for the sake of fertility.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Look at this boy. Look at him! A bit after this, I didn't have my phone handy, but he rolled over and begged for all of the belly rubs. He also pressed his forehead into my forehead and it was good.
Ernie, a tabby cat sprawled in his crate. He has wiggled so his head is in his plate of dry food. I am rubbing his belly and he is looking up at the camera with wide, unbothered eyes.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"The ceasefire has ceased. Fire!"
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