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forever darkness

@fordarkness.bsky.social
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random ramblings of a cat slave in california. she/her, pro-abortion, anti-fascist, anti-nazi, LGBTQIA+, BLM. i post mostly happy stuff but make no mistake, shitholes aren't tolerated and can go fuck the sun. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️▲🍁❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

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rotor @rotor.bsky.social · 7h
posting what is probably my favorite photoshop ever from sa.
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 5h
i half-ass suggested getting her an "online only credit card" but my sister just got her to go down to one card instead of two because she kept screwing them up. :/
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 9h
Just saying you’ll be off that fence
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 7h
there's a stairwell out of chinatown here that i sometimes go up on weekends and while it's not that long, it's super steep and i have to hang onto the *very gross and dirty* handrail or else i feel i'll tip over backwards. it always makes me dizzy walking *up* it.
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 7h
my sister commenting on our mother: "yeah we all need help remembering stuff. She needs help not doing stuff." (we think she had her credit card compromised *again* after trying to buy something from a sketchy website)
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 9h
i'm getting vertigo just looking at them in the picture >< i'm not afraid of heights but there's something about stairs and angles and steepness that just makes me dizzy.
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 10h
i definitely have my own club handy just in case
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 10h
i know a few people i'd love to see dressed up in this costume.......
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i just threw up in my mouth a little
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Montréal: "la hot-dog" 😋
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sam Raimi u up king?
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Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they're using one of those "reconstructionist" ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn't spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it's not allowed to leave until it's ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it's going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
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"Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station..."
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
boo
simple doodle of a black kitty loafing on top of a very orange pumpkin
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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Sir GHOUL ☠️ @gull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pictured: A completely apolitical band's album art
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 13/10/2026
just two dudes hiking the Yorkshire Moors, what could possibly go wrong?
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there's an oyster restaurant down the street from me that *constantly* has a line up of 20+ people in front of it. it's featured in most visitor guides to the city and people really love their oysters. i don't get it, since you can get oysters elsewhere without lining up for two hours.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
October is LGBTQ+ History Month. The month celebrates the achievements, history and civil rights movements of the LGBTQ+ community. Today, it is the story of Libby Davies.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sharing this so I don’t have to suffer alone
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you know, i shouldn't have to send thinly veiled threatening messages to coworkers just to get them to send me the damn information i asked for three days ago.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Ben Williams @wenbbilliams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What Cage has done for literally the past decade is exactly this, he finds a weird eccentric script by a first time filmmaker, signs on, his name brings in clout, he makes the film, and sometimes it's not very good. But it's still artistic as hell. This is why I *love* Cage.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now this may sound harsh, but I do think that if you design a piece of furniture that requires the use of an Allen wrench to assemble, but place the bolts in such a way that I cannot fully turn the Allen wrench, I should get to drop a cartoon anvil on you
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🎃 Rian Ashlin 🎃 @rianashlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The .gif I have to resist commenting every time I see someone post about candy corn:
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Soylent Green
ALT: Soylent Green
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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The Devil Kitty @feles-diabolica.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, so @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social is having a sale over at Threadless, with many fantastic Halloween kitty shirts among others! (Why yes, I got them in orange, because HALLOWEEN!) www.threadless.com/shop/@poorly...
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the spookitties | Men's T-Shirt Classic | poorly drawn cats
the spookitties men's classic t-shirt by poorlycatdraw. The image features six cute, cartoon-like cats dressed in Halloween-themed costumes, each with a…
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I should NOT be laughing at this. I should not. and yet… 🤣
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i finished this book last night and it was fucking BRUTAL and just gut-punching visceral and creepy as hell. doing a rewatch of the movie tonight to see how it compares, then i'll read the screenplay that's included in the second half of the book! (support indie artists!)
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pretty much. also teenager girl puberty and menstruation.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
swapping purses and forgot a sticker in my bag after the art fair I guess. lovely surprise to find talking heads kermit when you least expect him
a sticker with kermit in the big david byrne suit and the text same as it ever was
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I used to work in IT for credit card processing. It was boring. There are initial mathematical checks done on credit card numbers. Somewhere out there is a credit card system, authorising transactions, with a function called NumberWang. It was a slow afternoon.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [who ys cool? thou. thou art cool.] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is a fucking trip to read O_O
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
these people are all fucking idiots i stg.
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this past week: * caddo lake (an interesting mystery) * mother mary (absolutely GORGEOUS w/ a touch of body horror) * the whistler (a spanish thriller, wasn't bad but a bit too baby-crazy) * looky-loo (found footage from the stalker's PoV, very disturbing) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if that's what it's like for dogs, i suspect cats are the absolute opposite: they go out of their way to wake us up!
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
some evenings i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 7am. other nights i fall asleep at midnight and wake up at 3. i'd really like my sleep schedule to stop being so fucking cracky.
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it was the witches series, which was only reading because she crossed them over with the vampire novels, that made me quit reading her in general. i couldn't wrap my head around the whole "child s*x is ok if she's extraordinarily mature and initiates it".
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forever darkness @fordarkness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wanted to see the movie "legend" when it came out at the theatres because it had unicorns on the movie poster (and as a 10 year old girl, unicorns were my jam) but it also had a demon on the poster and my strict catholic mother said "not today satan" and i didn't get to see it until years later.
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 07/10/2026
Wikipedia snippet: A fish ladder, also known as a pescalator,
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A caramel apple could NEVER
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Whitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
;-) #cats #cat #catsofbluesky #catpicture #catpictures #joydivision
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A new book, OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE (T3), is published today. It's the final book of the Talisman trilogy, co-written with my old buddy, Peter Straub. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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