Reposted by siobhan 💜
This one goes out to the big game hunters at Southwest Airlines, and everyone who's ever pitched a fit about sitting beside me on an aircraft. Kiss my fat ass.
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Welcome Aboard Svelte Airlines—Except You, the Fat Passenger in Seat 49C
“Please sit in your assigned seat. Unless the person next to you doesn’t like that. Ultimately, the person to your left will decide whether you sit in the se...