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Floyd Epps

@floydepps.bsky.social
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron Roderick’s desperately wants this site to be nothing but AI boosterism and “barely legal” porn, and he’ll ban or block everyone until that’s the case
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fuck you!! fuck you!!!
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maderhombre.bsky.social @maderhombre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
she's just like me fr
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think the liberty mutual Doug guy should be in a gulag
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fuck norway
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
found it
UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!!🤯 Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! 🤣 I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !! 😡🤬🤬well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not hurt or injured at all so do not worry!! I am also okay, no bites or scratches!! (Just pee 😑) And if you are one of the people who told me nicely out of concern, thank you and have a nice day!! If you Are one of the people who was rude to me and tried to mock me for not knowing, you can have a bad day!!( maybeif he comes back I'll send him ur way 👹🤣)Bye bye!

FOUND cat last night was stuck in between my fence screaming it's head off. i brought it inside because it looks too big and healthy for a stray and dogs here escape often and will eat cats that get out. it is very thick and has little stripes and spots on its legs and big white round spots on the back of its ears, only thing that looks wrong with him is he doesn't have a tail but it doesn't seem like anything new. He is very vocal ( and mean!!!!) I think he is a tabby and bengals mix maybe some Maine coon because he is just so big and chubby. i took most of these pics last night so the lighting makes him look brown but he is actually more gray. He was very hungry. please if u r his owner contact me ASAP i can not keep him here because as cute as he is, he is CRAZY and has gotten into everything in the house in 1 night and is EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE!! Even though I am almost sure this is someoneones pet unfortunately if no one contacts me soon enough I will have to take him to a shelter. By Sunday night most likely I will have to take him in. Almost lost my fingers this morning trying to pet him. Has been growli…
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
british people are always saying some nonsense like "i'm from hartfordshire"
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
Folks say “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies” over shit I’d wish on someone who slightly inconvenienced me. Y’all don’t be having real enemies 😂
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
media.tenor.com
two women are sitting at a desk and one of them is saying little miss thing wants attention
Alt: two women are sitting at a desk and one of them is saying little miss thing wants attention
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you don't show up to Coyote Vs. ACME on opening weekend I'm gonna fucking steal something from your house‼️‼️‼️
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
hot cross buns are bullshit someone has to say it
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
sirat robbed
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
need someone to do this to me
squidward grabbing krabs by the eyes and screaming
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I will not comment on the chappel roan grammys stuff. that’s for the lesbians to hash over. let them have it
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hell yeah we do
Benjamin “Coach” Wade on Survivor: Tocantins
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
rip scott adams. he died doing what he loved, having cancer
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It’s such bullshit that 8 pm is only an hour and a half after 6:30 pm
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
rip abraham lincoln, you would have loved one direction
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
RIP to brigette bardot, your name rhymes with a bunch of stuff in various songs
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
First Merlin of Fall 2025… check out those pantaloons. 🪶
Merlin with a House Sparrow
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Don’t show me my Spotify wrapped. That’s none of my business
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
one of the worst experiences on here is getting most of the way through a post before realizing it’s about british politics. like biting into chicken and finding the center raw. viscerally just awful
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Be nice to the Senate! This bill is the only thing standing between them and taking a vacation until mid-January
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Bye bitch
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Lydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Monday
Marina the saluki lurcher rescue lies on the bed on top of blue and red and white fleecy blankies. She's wearing a blue and orange jumper and she is fast asleep on the pillow because it is Monday and she simply CANNOT.
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
justin trudeau and justin thereaux can't continue to be two different guys. i'm not sure what they can do about that, but they need to figure something out
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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Happy Wednesday. Enjoy this duck.
A duck
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2025
Yard sign saying 
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE
TURN YOUR MONITOR ON
What was his name?
That's a mirror
IT'S YOU
DON'T SIGN YOUR POSTS
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I hope [the most redacted sentence ever posted]
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Cheyenne @pistachio-pesto.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I want the iPhone 4s
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
gn
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 30/08/2025
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
A mom asking her daughter Rachel to send her the news story.
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Terrible TV @terribletv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2025
i’m sick and tired of pretending sweet potato fries are good
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
We’re just innocent men
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese
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Floyd Epps @floydepps.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
did the nyt movie thing
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

I'VE GOTTA PAINT DAT OLD CANNON FOR A SCHOOL POSTER 

SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T LOOK REAL

SLUGGO IS HIT IN THE FACE BY A BASEBALL, THAT WAS HIT BY A PERSON NEARBY, THE BASEBALL WENT THROUGH THE PAINTING OF THE CANNON, MAKING IT APPEAR AS THOUGH THE CANNON HAD BEEN FIRED AND THE BASEBALL ACTING LIKE A CANNONBALL.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I want that Boer obliterated
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