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Konni J

@spliffdonk.bsky.social
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"on that damn phone" he/him RVK

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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
spent today brewing 2 commander decks without thinking about wincons
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wet link looking like a porcelain cherub statue every grandma has in their house
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found it
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolute cream of the crop for the boomer shooter revival era, can't reccommend this one enough
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woob @woob.zone · 09/08/2026
just want to share my favorite video on here
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
drafts cleared i'm going fuck it mode
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
muslim computer engineers be like installah they defrag him
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
dramatic actor doing a tearful scene: fuck it, we bawl professional seafood chef: fuck it, we boil the german indie filmmaker known for bad movies and humiliating Lowtax: fuck it, 'we Boll
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm making Bright Souls and Unprotected Core at my new studio To Software
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pharrell Williams: It might seem crazy what im 'bout to say His therapist: O- O- O- O-kay let's unpack that
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In Celebration of the reveal trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, traffic lights have been changed to Doctor Doom Green (Source: tinyurl.com/wvyb4z57)
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
completing the RE9 4-hour speedrun achievement
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
mouse logging their cheese into cheddarboxd
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fucking heavily with Marathon which I didn't expect. Narsh runs are terrifying and give me Lab X-18 jitters all over again
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's time to make a bowel movement! *Arrow Transition* The land of Toiletria needs a new hero! Rush to the bathroom in this exciting new way to experience the act of defecation! Clench! Push and Strain to give release your bowels. Shit launches out of my ass later today
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
some jokes write themselves
a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a brown dog with a halo on its head
ALT: a brown dog with a halo on its head
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Learned that this tweet is uttered verbatim by Lego Alfred in the new Lego Batman game
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 19/05/2026
Timeline is popping right now
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
always weak for one of these
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In this limp bizkit universe I'm nothing but a speck of durst
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Archiving thread of my favorite tweets celebrities made
The X account of one Shaquille o'Neal, Poster Extraordinaire and Lakers and Celtics former Center field posting his time watching The Punisher (2003?). He seems to be morphing into a creature mid-tweet.
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
meet my bub
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Richard Gear and Great Cable
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SpookyTreen 👻🎃 @stinkytreen.tv · 24/02/2026
I hate having to make this post, but we had a car accident over the weekend. We're having to eat the cost of repairs, and we got screwed on getting a rental so we're having to use Uber so my wife can get to work ($100/day). #mutualaid If you can, please help us make things a little more affordable:
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Donate to Stink House Studio
Help support Stink House Studio by donating or sharing with your friends.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Making up american country music lyrics about essentially nothing is the funniest to riff on to yourself in private. So you could imagine my face when Kid Rock comes on during the halftime show and sings about kissing fish and driving trucks and drinking beer all prefaced with "I jus' wannuh" lmfaoo
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Playstaton 4 cool pic i foun d
Playstaton 4 cool pic i foun 

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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What the fuck is this pull-quote lmao
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Sauce F. Naught @succulentscum.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Camelylos @camelylos.newgrounds.com · 01/01/2026
year of the horse
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Wishing everyone a happy new year !
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 26/12/2025
"I'm creeping!" --Creeper
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Akon actually got locked up few weeks ago and nobody told me about it smh
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Kermit the Frog singing Higher by Creed
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
fuuuuuck dude
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
farting kink meetup at a con call that where winds meet
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
MrPriest: I gathered 100 of gods subscribers here and only one will be absolved of sin!!!
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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