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I’ll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess.

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Özgür Toprak @ozgurtoprak8303.bsky.social · 6h
While having fun on a boat, a man's phone fell into the sea when he wanted to record a video. The footage recorded by the phone at the bottom of the sea, however, drew attention.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
man what the actual fuck I’m legitimately angry now
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Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was a short call, Carlberg said: All the poet would say was she
was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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Porter Square Books in Cambridge & Boston @portersqbooks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Buying books for the people you love is soooooo hard...unless you use our Virtual Bookseller, which will get you a list of personalized recommendations from the Porter Square Books team! All you need to do, is know what you're loved ones like to read! You...do know what they like to read...right?
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Virtual Bookseller
Need a book recommendation or a gift idea? Looking to build up a reading list? Can't make it into the store for a conversation? Ask The Virtual Bookseller. Fill out the form below and your answers will be shared with the Porter Square Books booksellers. In 5-10 days, we'll send you a list of personalized book recommendations. It's the closest you can get to combining the convenience of online shopping with the conversations that drive bookish culture.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
OMG metro.co.uk/2026/10/07/w...
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to explain to non germans how the biggest espionage scandal of the BND is just a subplot of the messy steakhouse franchise divorce
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Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
ALT: Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
stringer bell meme with sperm whale head photoshopped very crudely over idris elba’s head. “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They've never had to log in to Teams or Outlook.
over a dozen brown bears at brooks falls waiting for salmon
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t they just turn off their own shit?
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to go to therapy because it’s bad storytelling. Some guy just tells me what’s wrong with me and how to fix it? How is that engaging for my friends, family, or even haters?
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Sophie Hurwitz @hurwitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
welcome to this thread of my favorite 9/11 onion articles
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The Puppies Of 9/11: Becoming Full-Grown Dogs In The Shadow Of Terror
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am Shiva, the god of death. #michaelclayton #baguettes
A drawing of Tom Wilkinson as Arthur in Michael Clayton, holding all those dang baguettes
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Civil liberties lawyers to copyright lawyers: “first time?”
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guillotines
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
more and more people are saying this
Inazuma (Lightning), 1952 - Mikio Naruse

a woman looking pensive saying

women are sad.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 28/08/2026
Porch-chicken update via a friend in Portland, Oregon
A flyer stapled to a telephone pole reads: "Is your coop missing its most important member? If so, don't worry! She's been hanging out on our porch. Call/text 714-362-7261 to reunite with your chicken." (There is a photo of a chicken on the flyer.)
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Horse Meat
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tweet from Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans):

[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out]
Dammit
[bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out]
DAMMIT
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hook and squeeze: how Democratic fundraising strategies are increasingly dependent on a relatively small number of elderly donors data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
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Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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petrisaurus.bsky.social @petrisaurus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LISTEN TO THE CENTRISTS. Alt text version:
Image: poll results for 4 questions about Black civil rights demonstrations in the 1960s US. Results of each question are shown on a bar with pro-Black responses in blue, anti-Black responses in red, and neutral responses in gray.
First section is titled "Freedom Riders, sit-ins (May 1961)" with two questions. 
Q1: Do you approve or disapprove of what the "Freedom Riders" are doing? Results: 22% approve, 61% disapprove, 18% no opinion. 
Q2: Do you think "sit-ins" at lunch counters, "freedom buses" and other demonstrations by Negroes will hurt or help the Negro's chances of being integrated in the South? Results: 28% help, 57% hurt, 16% no opinion. 
Second section is titled "March on Washington (August 1963)" with one question. 
Q: What are your feelings about this [proposed mass civil rights rally]? Results: 23% favorable, 60% unfavorable, 17% no opinion/undecided.
Third section is titled "Whites on 'demonstrations by Negroes' (October 1966)".
Q: All in all, do you feel the demonstrations by Negroes on civil rights have helped more or hurt more in the advancement of Negro rights? Results: 15% helps, 85% hurts.

At the bottom of the image are the following notes: 
Note: White respondents only. Source: Conducted by Louis Harris & Associates during October 1966, and based on personal interviews with a national adult sample of 1,250. Sample size is approximate. As reported in The Philadelphia Inquirer. Data provided by the Roper Center for Public Opinion Research. Image is labeled "The Washington Post".
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026
Nation Once Again Fails To Make Most Of Summer theonion.com/nation-once-again-fail…
Nation Once Again Fails To Make Most Of Summer
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Frens #deer 🦌
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Joanna Bryson @j2bryson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your death in your libertarian paradise. I bet this is like life expectancies more generally – blue states investing in government are aligned with the rest of the world, the red states are way, way worse even than this graph indicates.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
Don't forget that Audible is owned by Amazon and you should use @libro.fm instead, which allows you to support an indie bookstore in the process
libro.fm
Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same
a simple Google line chart titled "What The Fuck Is Going On" that shows growth in What The Fuck from 2021 to 2026, with a significant increase in 2024 to 2026

x-axis is Year
y-axis is What The Fuck

the values are:

Year        What The Fuck
2021	11
2022	8
2023	17
2024	19
2025	42
2026	84
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reiterating on the day of his funeral: Lindsey Graham was a traitor and deserves absolutely none of the bipartisan odes to what a great man he was.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if you’re an immigrant and unemployed, you’re a freeloader, but if you’re gainfully employed, you’re stealing someone’s job. They just don’t want these people to exist except as targets for their hatred one way or the other bsky.app/profile/heba...
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Techdirt @techdirt.com · 28/07/2026
The FTC Would Like To Decide Which AI Answers Are Too Woke, And Is Calling That Consumer Protection On Friday this week the FTC's open comment period... www.techdirt.com/2026/07/28/the-ftc…
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The FTC Would Like To Decide Which AI Answers Are Too Woke, And Is Calling That Consumer Protection
On Friday this week the FTC's open comment period regarding its "Policy Statement Addressing AI Accuracy" will close, which means that a bunch of very smart, very busy people are wasting a ton of time this week writing up comments that will mostly be ignored by the FTC — but still matter for the record....
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Matt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
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