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@ezetheigwe.blacksky.app
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32 | He/Him | AuDHD | Anti-Hierarchy Leftist & Enemy of Conservatism | Battle Rap connoisseur | Aspiring Propagandist | Recovering contrarian. I’m chronically unserious unless I’m talking politics or my love life, and even that’s not a guarantee.

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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 9h
I didn’t even talk shit, but this edible still slapped tf out of me anyways 🥴
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 13h
This is the same Gavin Newsom that some of you DESPERATELY wanted to run in 2028 btw!!!
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 14h
I’ve never met nor heard from a “provider man” that didn’t sound like they were one bad day from ending up like that one Zach Fox tweet lmao
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 15h
Men are “providers & protectors” the same way cops “protect and serve”. Most of them aren’t, and of those that are the majority of them are incredibly bitter about it.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 16h
99% of what folks call misandry is just the ways patriarchy harms men.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 17h
Happy Nigerian Independence Day I guess
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
When people say we exist in a rape culture, they’re talking about shit like this too. There are literal systems in place holding it up.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Just got catcalled by two young women driving past me. This is the second time this year. What do I gotta do* to make this stop? *that doesn’t entail being less handsome
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Big exception to this is when that one girl asked “as a man, why aren’t you a Super Saiyan yet?”, because she had a point 😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
By the time your synapses begin firing off to drive you to say “as a man-”, you’ve already lost me. Idgaf whatever’s coming next.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Taking care of my girl because that’s what I’m supposed to do “as a man” = cringe, patriarchal, corny goofball behavior Taking care of my girl because I love her and am able to and doing so brings me joy = superior, more sincere, aura magnifying
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
the episode is posted, cousins! I hope you enjoy!
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Idk if this is universal. I personally have a hard, JJBA style reboot every 3-4 years. My name’s the same, but I’m a radically different person lmfao
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
“Alix Earle” is a prime candidate for my “white people y’all made up five minutes ago” list
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I just saw someone comment “me trying to impress Swiftie trade” on TikTok. I apologize for ever being against banning that app.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
So uhh… is this a good time to mention that I’m ring shopping and could use some tips?
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Tré @tre.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Pizza And Fire - Community
ALT: Pizza And Fire - Community
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
That's why I don't feel a way when folks crowdfund on here bc who the fuck else is going to help us? Not the way this administration has this country absolutely fucked up & gutted. Folks gotta do what they gotta do.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Lanterns memes has that one Aaron Pierre song stuck in my head now 😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
White queer folks be cool as hell until they do something to remind you they’re white.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I’m a better leftist than you because no amount of annoying interactions with other leftists online will have me sounding like a conservative.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
"Do you bet on sports games regularly?" needs to be a mandatory first date question for you single ladies out here.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Yeah, I’m very inclusive meme
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I've been holding in this announcement for so long but I am so glad to be collaborating with the BlackSky team on this 🥹 I hope this brings as much pleasure as it brought me making it. I can't wait!
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
To my great dismay I must inform you that you cannot be annoying in the replies of a large account AND cry dogpiling when they respond.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Following this conversation from the start and seeing it go left here reminded me of Twitter in a toxically nostalgic way.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I loved the Boondocks growing up, but it’s impossible to ignore how much anti-black self-hatred is snuck into it disguised as commentary. Especially in episodes like the MLK one.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Remember, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. ♥️
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I feel this in my soul bro. I be deleting mad replies thinking “you don’t know them like that” which isn’t bad by itself, but how tf am I gonna get to know anyone?? 😭😭😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I love cooking with my girl, but we gotta have clear roles assigned and enough space for our own prep work. Without that, it devolves into chaos 😂
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I came up with 10 new anti-American slurs in the time it took to watch this.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
One of the SSDs in my PC almost failed today. I was this close to calling down ancestral curses that haven’t been seen since the time of my forefather’s forefathers on every AI CEO 😭😂
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Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I take my like back so fast after I realize something is AI
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Atl Chain Snatch Incident
ALT: Atl Chain Snatch Incident
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I love how this is being treated like he just admitted to self harm 😂😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The duality of man
Two conflicting posts on sweet potato pie from users @dlchandler123.bsky.social and @trejames.blacksky.app
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
She can fuck around and give you insecurities about shit you’ve never even considered, but you still gotta get in the field regardless 😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
That nor’easter cancelling Ed’s Gillette show is really doing everyone a favor. 1) You won’t be subjected to Ed Sheeran’s cheeseburger ass music 2) You’re no longer supporting Robert Kraft’s censorship 3) You won’t have to suffer the horrendous post-concert traffic at Gillette
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Just found out Taylor Lorenz might be pulling an Ana Kasparian, but over supporting AI instead of hating trans women 😀🙃
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Whenever fall hits, I can literally feel the joy and whimsy leave my life on a first class flight to wherever deadbeat dads go to buy milk.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Idk if it’s school trauma, seasonal affective disorder or some combination of the two, but I HATE this time of year 😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Make the milkshake a large too if you can.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Somebody send me weed money. All I got is bill money
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I was gonna say something slick about it not coming with a physical copy, but it doesn’t come with the game at all!
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I really hate that Emmanuel Acho is my peoples. It’s to the point where I had to look up where in Nigeria his folks are from so I can have something to separate him on lmfao
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Eggnog, and it’s not even kinda close. The hate is performative, idc idc
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Y'all, beloved community, that I care for as you care for me in true understanding we share of loving mutuality so we all survive, at this time I badly need mutual aid. This ain't no scam. I'm not secretly rich. I'm on medicaid. I'm recovering from the serious trauma of getting committed by cops.
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
This is definitely in his top 5 worst takes. Nigerians have enough generational trauma to pretend we discovered it first like Christopher Columbus 😭
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Women be fine…like fine fine, but not lose my life partner, self-respect, a ton of money, and embarrass our kids fine. 😭
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Fall fashion >>> Fall weather <<<
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ÉZÈ @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Should’ve posted this earlier, you could’ve saved some souls in my household 😔
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