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Frankie M

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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 7h
I am seeing this for the first time and wow, what a creature.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Three Billboards maybe my most hated movie ever. Incoherent, racist, unfocused, completely full of itself.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Minor potentate so charmed by a mechanical bird whose movement and song is so lifelike that they demand the bird or else have a tradesperson executed is a beautiful story thst echoes through time.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Philosophical.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
14 hits? Guardsball.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can get a lot of work done with a decent pitching staff and a Jose Ramirez, is the real lesson of this series.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 11/10/2026
look, if the guardians do it, it's guardsball, simple as
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He did it right!
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you I need it I just yelled WHY as Halpin rounded second.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am yelling alone in my apartment lmao
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Certified Illinois Expert @mrillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have been inside 129 Illinois public libraries and don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this in Sterling: three-story stacks with glass floors to let in more light, original to the 1904 Carnegie building.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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Don Hughes @donaldhughes.ca · 08/10/2026
"The Yankees, they're not a good team." - Blue Jays' announcer Buck Martinez. With a picture of a handsome man.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump and an elderly and reactionary Sebulba posing on Instagram together and two days later Trump signs an executive order re-legalizing podracing.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 07/10/2026
firing this up for the postseason, ty @chrishanel.com
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aura
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mouth is given to me, my mouth is opened by Ptah, with this his chisel of meteor-metal, the one with which he opened the mouths of the gods. (BDQ)
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Midnighters @midnighters.games · 01/10/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And he's only 20 years old!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rxk nephew could’ve made abbey road but the beatles couldn’t make slitherman activated
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 23/09/2026
digger is now in fortnite
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't know if I've ever seen this
bright green cicada emerging upside down from its old brown skin
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/01/2026
just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hello, based department? there's been a horrible accident
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's alright I have an external for you. 🫴🪽
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just AMS ezclap.
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I must have been blackout drunk in a previous life. I don't remember any of it.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fresh out the can.
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah but more generally why aren't you thinking about Planescape Torment?
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why not
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Frankie M @flexban.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Planescape Torment
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The moviemaker has an idealistic belief that no matter how corrupted mass taste is, people still retain the capacity to receive a vision. (1977)
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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