Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@mementomorty.bsky.social Did you inspire Chuck's latest book? 😲 010
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year 12618139
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac and Cheese 030
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)TJ Alexander (they/them) @tjalexandernyc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'd like to talk to some Midwestern trans people for book research. If any trans folks from one of the dead center tornadoy states, esp trans men, are up for a quick dm exchange let me know 42835
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.” 869168232971
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Worldcon will return in "Avengers: Doomsday." 28619
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or risk a sub-par September 020
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026...and people say #DoctorWho isn't real. 1224
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026lmao 23111273327
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Victorian gentleman follows friend to then-modern San Francisco, discovers fast food and extramarital sex. 000
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.beThe Orville: Dolly Parton SpeechYouTube video by No Watermark Clips 020
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Thor: *chugs the contents of the glass then slams it on the counter* More ale! 061
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune 5946621229
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price… 292489316
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@risettemd.bsky.social Quick, should I buy them out before the surgeon discovers them? 110
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Michelle Tafoya thinks the Mall of America has a reflecting pool. 071
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm former MLB outfielder Alex Rios. 030
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Look, just because she has decided to go with a traditional Betazoid wedding doesn't mean you get to peek, you perverts. 060
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)frankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the takeaway is minnesota fucking hates an ICE bootlicker and they’re not gonna forget that just because you spend a ton of filthy PAC money. 221437
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So do I write in Melissa Hortman or Count Binface for governor come November? 150
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus sails his ship into the Mutara Nebula to escape Khan. 030
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)disgruntled lesbian of Minneapolis @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 08/08/2026WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders 71465406
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Is there no viable alternative to these four a-holes? 131
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comSterling Archer Says Hey Phrasing!Alt: Sterling Archer says “Hey, Phrasing!” 000
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comAustin Powers Yeah BabyAlt: Austin Danger Powers smiles lasciviously and proclaims “Yeah, Baby! Yeahhh!!” 000
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Okay, it's becoming clear to me who Sadie Sink is playing in the new Spider-Man movie. It's such crazy casting, you'd never have guessed this in a million years. You ready? . . . . . Barbara Gordon, of course! 020
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This will last about 24 hrs. Taco Tuesday is tomorrow, after all. 100
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now theonion.com/report-thats-enough-so… 482996421
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Jaws - Canada version 261722378
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Something something gender-affirming care something something 050
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In a shocking breach of Republican protocol, Lindsey Graham has informed the press and the public that he’s dead. 212077296
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”static.klipy.comMadturnip Big: Lo Pan's Glowing EyesAlt: James Hing as Lo Pan in Big Trouble in Little China, dressed in traditional Mandarin clothing, with long fingernails and glowing eyes (from dark magic) 010
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@paulcornell.bsky.social Sadly, the tiny naked people did not make it onto the pen. Just released a few days ago, arrived today. 2131
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m going to need Belgium to get out there and score 7 goals just in the first half alone tonight, just to make a point. 120
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026www.bbc.com/news/article... Now do JD Vance.bbc.comVatican excommunicates hundreds of thousands of SSPX followersAround 600,000 followers of the Society of Saint Pius X, a Catholic sect, are affected. 040
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Foodify a Doctor Who title The Legend of Ruby's Sundae 010
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026@jgarthwilcox.bsky.social Happy Canada Day, eh? 🍁 020
Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I enjoyed the Supergirl movie. Say what you will about the James Gunn-era DC superhero films, but they are fun colorful comic book movies. Snyderverse films were NOT particularly fun. And not at all colorful when he was in the director’s chair. 020
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy. 13559869
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I haven't seen an English squad perform this poorly in a Boston suburb since The Battle of Bunker Hill on June 17, 1775 24915