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Michael Z. (he/him)

@fizzixrat.bsky.social
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I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need. A little pink sorceress when I need to be. Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens. Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.

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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mementomorty.bsky.social Did you inspire Chuck's latest book? 😲
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible BLTS
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones
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TJ Alexander (they/them) @tjalexandernyc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'd like to talk to some Midwestern trans people for book research. If any trans folks from one of the dead center tornadoy states, esp trans men, are up for a quick dm exchange let me know
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Worldcon will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or risk a sub-par September
A very tiny Traveler’s notebook sits next to a very long and very colorful Ranga desk pen, both sitting atop a lovely space artwork deskpas by Cathrin Machin.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
...and people say #DoctorWho isn't real.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Victorian gentleman follows friend to then-modern San Francisco, discovers fast food and extramarital sex.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mapquest Map of "Lake Obama"
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be
The Orville: Dolly Parton Speech
YouTube video by No Watermark Clips
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Thor: *chugs the contents of the glass then slams it on the counter* More ale!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price…
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11
Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@risettemd.bsky.social Quick, should I buy them out before the surgeon discovers them?
A package of King Soopers Apple Fritter Donut Holes
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michelle Tafoya thinks the Mall of America has a reflecting pool.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm former MLB outfielder Alex Rios.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look, just because she has decided to go with a traditional Betazoid wedding doesn't mean you get to peek, you perverts.
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frankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the takeaway is minnesota fucking hates an ICE bootlicker and they’re not gonna forget that just because you spend a ton of filthy PAC money.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So do I write in Melissa Hortman or Count Binface for governor come November?
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I voted in the primary 11 days ago. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus sails his ship into the Mutara Nebula to escape Khan.
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disgruntled lesbian of Minneapolis @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders
 MESSAGE FROM
WNBPA PLAYER LEADERSHIP
To everyone who loves this game: The WNBPA represents 200+ individual people with different lived experiences, cultures, lifestyles, and opinions.
We embrace justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion.
Those are the values that unite this Union and allow it to protect women's sports while creating transformational change.
Hate, abuse, and demonization of any person or group of people, including transgender people, only fuel fear, division, and harm. We will continue to have hard conversations. But we will not be used as political pawns.
Support the Players. Support the Fans. At games, notify security if you witness hateful, violent, or abusive behavior. Online, report abusive posts and drown out the bots and bad actors. At home, tell your elected officials to strengthen Title IX.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is there no viable alternative to these four a-holes?
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Tyler Perry’s James Bond Will Return”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Sterling Archer Says Hey Phrasing!
Alt: Sterling Archer says “Hey, Phrasing!”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Austin Powers Yeah Baby
Alt: Austin Danger Powers smiles lasciviously and proclaims “Yeah, Baby! Yeahhh!!”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Okay, it's becoming clear to me who Sadie Sink is playing in the new Spider-Man movie. It's such crazy casting, you'd never have guessed this in a million years. You ready? . . . . . Barbara Gordon, of course!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This will last about 24 hrs. Taco Tuesday is tomorrow, after all.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now theonion.com/report-thats-enough-so…
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jaws - Canada version
A moose swimming in a body of water spies a person in the background.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You've showed your last Muppet
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You've torched your last wood.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Something something gender-affirming care something something
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Pete Hegseth says the military will begin screening testosterone levels of all service members over 30 and recommending hormone therapy
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In a shocking breach of Republican protocol, Lindsey Graham has informed the press and the public that he’s dead.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”
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Madturnip Big: Lo Pan's Glowing Eyes
Alt: James Hing as Lo Pan in Big Trouble in Little China, dressed in traditional Mandarin clothing, with long fingernails and glowing eyes (from dark magic)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@paulcornell.bsky.social Sadly, the tiny naked people did not make it onto the pen. Just released a few days ago, arrived today.
Goldspot Pens exclusive VOYAGER GOLDEN RECORD Retro51 Tornado rollerball pen - case is a cylinder with greetings in 55 languagesThe Voyager pen held at one angle, to show it is a replica of the iconography on the actual Voyager spacecraft gold record but on a pen bodyThe Voyager pen at another angle to show more detailAnd a third angle on the pen for more details
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m going to need Belgium to get out there and score 7 goals just in the first half alone tonight, just to make a point.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... Now do JD Vance.
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Vatican excommunicates hundreds of thousands of SSPX followers
Around 600,000 followers of the Society of Saint Pius X, a Catholic sect, are affected.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Foodify a Doctor Who title The Legend of Ruby's Sundae
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@jgarthwilcox.bsky.social Happy Canada Day, eh? 🍁
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I enjoyed the Supergirl movie. Say what you will about the James Gunn-era DC superhero films, but they are fun colorful comic book movies. Snyderverse films were NOT particularly fun. And not at all colorful when he was in the director’s chair.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dear trans kids,
The world is a better place with you in it & you are always worth fighting for
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I haven't seen an English squad perform this poorly in a Boston suburb since The Battle of Bunker Hill on June 17, 1775
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