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Leyton Jay

@leytonjay.bsky.social
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42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻 Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnU…

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy gets mocked by a puppet and he goes absolutely mental, waging an unrelenting war against the felt bastard…
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy gets mocked by a puppet and he goes absolutely mental, waging an unrelenting war against the felt bastard…
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a cockney instagrammer who, I'm sure is a lovely person, but presents as an ignorant shouting is-she-drunkard you'd keep away from in real life. I checked out when she made a 'traditional' pie & mash by putting an entire square block of mince into a frying pan …she has 103k followers 😮
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy who invented the Metaverse has ideas about what the future will be like… do fuck off.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aw 🥺
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Power resides where people think it resides… and in the last week that has definitely changed. Can we blur Trump out all the time now please?
theguardian.com
‘The weaker he gets, the more dangerous he gets’: Trump lashes out as his power wanes
Trump tries to dominate at the UN as his approval ratings plummet and even some Republicans distance themselves from him
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you have the McDonalds app, check the Offers page… I keep being sent FREE COFFEE.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can drop a single F-bomb into Shakespeare. Where are you putting it? "Et fucking tu, Bruté!" - Julius Caesar (III, 1)
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dune (1984)
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Dune: Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
ALT: Dune: Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sam's ill and melting on the sofa, watching romantic period dramas. The sheer impertinent arrogance of the cuntish men in them, absolutely enrages me. To say nothing of the greasiness of their enormous muttonchops that look like pubes.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"a penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess." My Nan loved Ken Dodd, but failed to understand that his song 'happiness' was a double entendre. After my grandad explained it, she would shriek whenever she saw Ken Dodd on TV and change channel because she'd visualised his willy in her mind.
bbc.co.uk
Blackpool street renamed after legendary comic Sir Ken Dodd
Adelaide St West is renamed Sir Ken Dodd Avenue as a lasting tribute to the late entertainer.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sam's ill and I'm bored, so I'm going to see Avengers Endgame Encore at the cinema. Looking forward to the extra scenes… all 4mins of them.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's what making several videos a day about Trump's shitshow of a Presidency has done to @davidpakman.bsky.social 🤣. I'm sending thoughts and prayers ❤️ but sadly, as we know, they do nothing.
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Icidlink 🇩🇪 @icidlink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like cold play
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week it's deep in to the Cheapshow archives as the random number generator lands on episode 33: Eli Silverman's Fanclub from June 2017. Will be interesting to hear how these youthful scamps compare to present day Paul and Eli. www.thecheapshow.co.uk/episode-33
thecheapshow.co.uk
Ep 33 Eli's Fan Club | CheapShow
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just tried the Chicken & Bacon McMuffin from the World Heist menu. Pros: It doesn't come with sauce, but the batter and cheese mix into a gluey sauce substitute that really works! Cons: They were playing Coldplay and I heard some of the lyrics… what utter bullshit. It really ruined my enjoyment.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you work hard now, then in 5 years time you could be one of the skulls that gets stamped on in the opening of Terminator 2.
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Ste Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is the 36th Anniversary of The Best of Both Worlds Part 2 - so gotta wheel this out again - can i get 100 reposts (unsubtle hint 😜) This poster was a long long time in the making but it's one of the few painting's I've done that I'm actually proud of. #startrek #thebestofbothworlds #fanart
A fan art poster painting for The Best of Both Worlds from the 1990 two parter of Star Trek The Next Generation

A Painting of captain picard being assimilated surrounded by 6 borg
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG, I've just discovered Red Bull Hard Candy. The taste actually works better as a sweet than as a drink. Weirdly it says vitamin B3, B6, B12 and Zinc on the front but on the back it says it "dont contain" any of those. WTF? @e-loud.bsky.social have you seen these?
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A huge thank you to CNN, MS NOW, Politico, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, Fox News, PBS News, NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, HuffPost, the Associated Press, Reuters, Getty Images, and AFP for standing together in defense of a free press.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry but no
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know what's more surprising, that 82yr old men would fight to the death over a sub lounger, or that the beach had it's own nurse.
euronews.com
Sunbed argument in Greece leaves 82-year-old dead after beach fight
A dispute over a sunbed on an Attica beach turned deadly when an 82-year-old man suffered cardiac arrest during a fight and later died in hospital. #EuropeNews
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🇨🇦 important announcement from Mark Carney 🇨🇦
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quitased squirt? I'd see a doctor.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't understand why Marvel cancelled Wonderman, it was utterly gripping despite mostly being about acting and actors, not superheroes. It must have been so cheap to make, most of it was just two guys bumming around Hollywood. It even retained 52% of it's audience which is phenomenally high.
deadline.com
‘Wonder Man’ Had 52% Audience Retention Yet Was Canceled As Broadcast TV Sees Higher Renewal Rates Than Streaming — Report
Broadcast series are more likely to be renewed than those on streaming, according to a new report from data intelligence company Luminate.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Monarch formerly known as Prince.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I watched Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and enjoyed it… but remember fuck all about it except that it was funny and very meta. The story arcs went places I never expected and often characters said exactly what I was thinking. But I can't remember any of the character's names and don't consider it cannon.
bamsmackpow.com
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. star is ready to return to Marvel
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. may have been off the air for more than six years now, but fans continue to express their interest in seeing their favorite agents back o
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ha ha ha. Trump's idea to rename AI has absolutely enraged his religious supporters 🤣 the most deranged and steadfast MAGA idiots who've stuck with him… until now. He clearly thinks AI is smarter than them and even an atheist like me knows that the word 'supreme' is a blasphemous option.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bullshit objections to solar farms are starting to annoy me now. Research/trials have proven that well-planned solar farms increase nutrient-rich grass, allowing animal grazing AND electricity to co-exist, doubling income for farmers. Objections are either ignorant or funded by oil companies.
bbc.co.uk
Solar farm to be built near M4 in Wiltshire despite concerns
Powering 1000s of homes with renewable energy was judged to be most important by planners.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Mawidge!" I've never seen THE PRINCESS BRIDE, assuming it was soppy romantic bullshit. But after I realised it starred Peter Cook and Grand Nagus Zek and was filmed in the UK, I finally relented and watched it with Sam. Better than I thought and despite being corny, I rooted for Inigo Montoya.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in my day you could type something like "Sex Gnomes of the Andes" in an AI image generator and not be bored by the result. I think I might have to learn how to draw.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I re-listened to this classic episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast in the car today and laughed so much. Always good to hear @ashfrith.com and it was a delight to see my girlfriend googling 'Terry Wogans cock and bollocks' while Eli discussed his "square meat unit".
soundcloud.com
Ep 449: Mumchance
After far too much time away, fair-weather co-host Ash Frith re-joins CheapShow just ahead of its 450th episode and what an episode! It’s a nice chunky one that throws Ash in at the deep end straight
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 'Best Ed Sheeran Takedown' is this 19 second video by disabled comedy writer Erin Tatum…
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Keep your voice down… Not only is he on twitter and bluesky, but he's quite comBATTive 🤣 I had no idea, the way they talk about him on @cheapshow.bsky.social I assumed he was dead.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flamin' heck, Vera!
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a world of lies, this is the biggest. A "perfectly ripe" avocado can be anywhere from rock hard to rotten sludge. Why do we accept being lied to like this?
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